I'm afraid of americans

Kovak

Whenever I sit down to take a shit I always consider the situation where a spider or other horrid creature is hiding under the toilet seat. Just chilling, waiting to take a peck at my pecker. Yet this fear is not quite bad enough to make me obsessively compulsively check pre-shit. There is always that little instant of oh god am I about to experience a world of pain.

SE++ what are your irrational, daily fears?

TheySlashThem

I'm seriously bothered by blades of any kind.

Fucking terrified, man.

Ubik

I'm afraid I can't help it

This is both my real answer and my David Bowie lyric

DJ Eebs

creepy crawly creepy crawly creepycreepycrawlycrawly creepycreepycrawlycrawly creepycreepycrawlycrawly

man that song is weird you guys

Calamity Jane

I'm afraid of dying without having no true love, son.

lostwords

I'm scared of food coming alive and eating me bit by bit. Like I will get attacked by cupcakes and burritos with sharp teeth.

Blake T

Kovak wrote: »

Whenever I sit down to take a shit I always consider the situation where a spider or other horrid creature is hiding under the toilet seat. Just chilling, waiting to take a peck at my pecker. Yet this fear is not quite bad enough to make me obsessively compulsively check pre-shit. There is always that little instant of oh god am I about to experience a world of pain.

SE++ what are your irrational, daily fears?

Oh gosh, memories of thunderboxes and redback spiders......

Oh Kovac just to make you scared of Australia further. In the summer snakes have a habbit of sneaking into toilets and wrapping themselves around the bowl so they can cool down when it is too hot.

Jimothy

Are you foreign? Because that is xenophobia, and that is not cool man, you need to get over that.


But seriously, I am afraid of falling sensations.

Rollercoasters terrify me.

Kovak

Blaket wrote: »

Kovak wrote: »

Whenever I sit down to take a shit I always consider the situation where a spider or other horrid creature is hiding under the toilet seat. Just chilling, waiting to take a peck at my pecker. Yet this fear is not quite bad enough to make me obsessively compulsively check pre-shit. There is always that little instant of oh god am I about to experience a world of pain.

SE++ what are your irrational, daily fears?

Oh gosh, memories of thunderboxes and redback spiders......

Oh Kovac just to make you scared of Australia further. In the summer snakes have a habbit of sneaking into toilets and wrapping themselves around the bowl so they can cool down when it is too hot.

goddamn fucking australia

i am never going there

Sars_Boy

Anjin-San wrote: »

I'm afraid of dying without having no true love, son.

deep shit, yo

Wash

I check for toilet snakes and bathtub snakes. The one day I don't look is when those fuckers'll show, I know it.

DJ Eebs

also I worked at a scout camp where we had latrines

if you didn't see a spider it was probably due to some poisonous gas or something

I was very twitchy

neville

I fucking love this CD.

Dadouw

Kovak wrote: »

Whenever I sit down to take a shit I always consider the situation where a spider or other horrid creature is hiding under the toilet seat. Just chilling, waiting to take a peck at my pecker. Yet this fear is not quite bad enough to make me obsessively compulsively check pre-shit. There is always that little instant of oh god am I about to experience a world of pain.

SE++ what are your irrational, daily fears?

man that always happen to me

Also I AM afraid of americans

Blake T

Kovak wrote: »

Blaket wrote: »

Kovak wrote: »

Whenever I sit down to take a shit I always consider the situation where a spider or other horrid creature is hiding under the toilet seat. Just chilling, waiting to take a peck at my pecker. Yet this fear is not quite bad enough to make me obsessively compulsively check pre-shit. There is always that little instant of oh god am I about to experience a world of pain.

SE++ what are your irrational, daily fears?

Oh gosh, memories of thunderboxes and redback spiders......

Oh Kovac just to make you scared of Australia further. In the summer snakes have a habbit of sneaking into toilets and wrapping themselves around the bowl so they can cool down when it is too hot.

goddamn fucking australia

i am never going there

All you need is a broom and you can chase it off, or if you are a vidictive cunt you can grab a shovel and cut off it's head.

Lemming

Kovak wrote: »

Blaket wrote: »

Kovak wrote: »

Whenever I sit down to take a shit I always consider the situation where a spider or other horrid creature is hiding under the toilet seat. Just chilling, waiting to take a peck at my pecker. Yet this fear is not quite bad enough to make me obsessively compulsively check pre-shit. There is always that little instant of oh god am I about to experience a world of pain.

SE++ what are your irrational, daily fears?

Oh gosh, memories of thunderboxes and redback spiders......

Oh Kovac just to make you scared of Australia further. In the summer snakes have a habbit of sneaking into toilets and wrapping themselves around the bowl so they can cool down when it is too hot.

goddamn fucking australia

i am never going there

They have what are called "tiger snakes," and unlike most snakes that will either ignore you, or bare its fangs at you or something to make you go away, it will literally chase you down. Don't go in the water, either. They can swim faster than you.

Edit: Do snakes bare fangs? I don't know. Snakes will still chase you and kill you to death. They're also more poisonous than rattlesnakes.

Dublo7

I'm afraid of americans
i'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it

Sars_Boy

neville wrote: »

I fucking love this CD.

That is an amazing jacket.

SA

I'm afraid of girls.

haha just kidding

neville

Sars_Boy wrote: »

neville wrote: »

I fucking love this CD.

That is an amazing jacket.

yeah haha.
I was talking about this very CD yesterday to Arse on the way home.
It'd be fun to play in Rock Band.

Faricazy

black people

Lord Dave

poor Boris

redimpulse

I have a very bad fear of spiders. Used to paralyze at the sight of one.

Also I have a fear of puncturing my skin.

Larlar

I'm afraid of Christmas drivers.

Faricazy

wait i meant

black....uhhhhhhhhh...uhhhhhhh

Sygnon

I am afraid god is an American.

Poorochondriac

I'm afraid of footage of eye surgery.

#pipe

I was afraid of dying alone, but potatoe cleared that right up.

Now I'm just scared of spiders hiding in my towel when I get out of the shower (I got bitten while drying myself once) and clowns and pubs with too many people and people not liking me.

Ubik

Poorochondriac wrote: »

I'm afraid of footage of eye surgery.

Flavabean

A few months back my comp II professor thought it would be a good ideal to pair of the class into teams of two for a project. It was random and I got paired off with a seemingly nice chap around the age of 28. After class my professor called me aside and said "Be careful around that guy....he is a Klan Wizard."

A fucking Klan Wizard was my project partner....that is fear.

Edit: The dude wanted to be a nurse.

Larlar

I'm afraid of babies. They may look harmless to you but I know they're up to something.

Blake T

#pipe wrote: »

I was afraid of dying alone, but potatoe cleared that right up.

Now I'm just scared of spiders hiding in my towel when I get out of the shower (I got bitten while drying myself once) and clowns and pubs with too many people and people not liking me.

I used to be shit scared of spiders.

Then I got bitten by one and went, hey, there isn't anything to be scared of. Now I am over them.

Also my old cat once caught and killed a dugite.



They are pretty hardcore snakes and if one bites you, you could very well die. But the one she caught was only 200mm or so

redimpulse

I'm afraid of fear

itself

Seriously

I'm afraid of guns.

Poorochondriac

Ubik wrote: »

Poorochondriac wrote: »

I'm afraid of footage of eye surgery.

That shit is so freaky.

Wash

Faricazy wrote: »

black people

I met a black guy once.

Dublo7

I'm afraid of Muslim extremists. Them guys have no sense of humour.

Silvoculous

I'm really wary of garage doors now. While I was closing mine, I put my finger into one of those spaces, you know, where the door folds as it opens. That was some sharp metal and the pain made me dizzy for a few minutes.

ChicoBlue

I'm afraid of people who aren't me.

I am also afraid of people who are me.

Obbi

I'm afraid of baby poisonous snakes

because they are small and damn-near impossible to see if they're chillin' somewhere

and they don't have any real control over how much venom they pump into you if they bite you.


flyin' bugs bother me too. But rarely are they dicks about it, in reality.

Poorochondriac

Aside from eye surgery videos, the only thing that I am irrationally afraid of is getting my hair washed by other people. At barber shops and whatnot.

It just freaks me right out. Maybe it's a vulnerability thing, all lying back with neck exposed. Or maybe I am just a crazy person.