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My Epic First Date

roflgoblinroflgoblin Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Games and Technology
So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast! Reese's puffs cereal! It's candy! For breakfast!

What does everyone think about not being able to find a wii anywhere!

"There's no such thing as real life, just AFK."
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  • deowolfdeowolf is allowed to do that. Traffic.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tuesday.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I gazed at your post, and I wept at the sheer beauty of it all.

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  • mescalitomescalito Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am so confused right now.

    So, you can eat candy for breakfast?

    Actually. I am dating a girl that works at starbucks AND bought a wii this holiday season. Neat.

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  • DondumsDondums Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It's as if my entire perception of reality was shattered and recreated .. twice.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    we don't have that candy shit over here

    we eat polar bears, and only polar bears for breakfast

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  • redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ooooooooooooooooold
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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That comic is genius. It's so creepy at the end. I swear..

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  • SmashismSmashism Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ooooooooooooooooold
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    Hahahaha, that comic, omg, the laughter, I cannot stop.

    edit: her face in the last frame is pure gold

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  • CmdPromptCmdPrompt Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am incredibly disappointed in my inability to find a Wii.

    Also,
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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I think i just went insane. But now i want to try this for breakfast

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The OP is retarded.

    The comics are not.

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  • roflgoblinroflgoblin Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    The OP is retarded.

    The comics are not.


    Easy there. It's all in good fun.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That is horrible. Yet hilarious.

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Why have I never tasted Reese's Puff Cereal before? It sounds glorious.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    roflgoblin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    The OP is retarded.

    The comics are not.


    Easy there. It's all in good fun.


    Fun is sometimes retarded.

    That is The Way of Things.

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  • roflgoblinroflgoblin Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    roflgoblin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    The OP is retarded.

    The comics are not.


    Easy there. It's all in good fun.


    Fun is sometimes retarded.

    That is The Way of Things.

    Well let me start by inviting you to the CAFCSS. Will you join the coalation?

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  • bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A_ccualt wrote: »
    Why have I never tasted Reese's Puff Cereal before? It sounds glorious.

    Don't get your hopes up

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bruin wrote: »
    A_ccualt wrote: »
    Why have I never tasted Reese's Puff Cereal before? It sounds glorious.

    Don't get your hopes up

    It is pretty good, in a chocolatey captain crunch sort of way. It is not like eating a bowl of reeses cups, however.

    Interestingly enough, I actually HAVE a bowl of reeses cups right here.

    NOM
    NOM
    NOM

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  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have a Wii.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Good lord, that is the best games and/or technology ever.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    deowolf wrote: »
    Tuesday.

    Is that a Big Guy and Rusty reference? If so, I love you.

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  • SteevSteev What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I had no idea what this was all about, but it's becoming clear to me that Reese's Puff Cereal is something new and has an ad campaign roughly equivalent to the "I just saved X amount of money on my car insurance" Geico commercials.

    Is my assumption correct

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  • roflgoblinroflgoblin Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    SteevL wrote: »
    I had no idea what this was all about, but it's becoming clear to me that Reese's Puff Cereal is something new and has an ad campaign roughly equivalent to the "I just saved X amount of money on my car insurance" Geico commercials.

    Is my assumption correct


    Actually, this is a gamer's vent towards not being able to find a wii. And in that, I've included a great nod in the direction of reese's puff cereal. A jest, if you will.

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  • CmdPromptCmdPrompt Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A_ccualt wrote: »
    Why have I never tasted Reese's Puff Cereal before? It sounds glorious.
    Never had Reese's Puff Cereal?!
    Its like candy, for breakfast!
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  • ThelloThello Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Shut up.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jesus fuck I came to mock the OP and I'm leaving searching for more of these comics. Is this a thing?

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  • redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    SteevL wrote: »
    I had no idea what this was all about, but it's becoming clear to me that Reese's Puff Cereal is something new and has an ad campaign roughly equivalent to the "I just saved X amount of money on my car insurance" Geico commercials.

    Is my assumption correct
    Except for the new part, yeah. It's been around since the mid-90's.

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I think it is pretty old at this point.
    Like go into a Big Lots and they'll have some on the shelf from 1993.

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  • roflgoblinroflgoblin Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A_ccualt wrote: »
    I think it is pretty old at this point.
    Like go into a Big Lots and they'll have some on the shelf from 1993.

    amen.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    CmdPrompt wrote: »
    A_ccualt wrote: »
    Why have I never tasted Reese's Puff Cereal before? It sounds glorious.
    Never had Reese's Puff Cereal?!
    Its like candy, for breakfast!
    slidetq7.gif

    My face hurts from laughing.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It isn't that hard to find a Wii, really. Just takes some effort and persistence.

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  • roflgoblinroflgoblin Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It isn't that hard to find a Wii, really. Just takes some effort and persistence.

    Yah, but I really haven't had much luck. And I'm a pretty persistant bastard. I've found a few deals that conspire with other wii components and games to force you to make a much larger purchase in order to obtain the wii.

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Thanks for the sliiiiide, CmdPrompt. Now I'm in a vortex of reeses goodness!
    roflgoblin wrote: »
    SteevL wrote: »
    I had no idea what this was all about, but it's becoming clear to me that Reese's Puff Cereal is something new and has an ad campaign roughly equivalent to the "I just saved X amount of money on my car insurance" Geico commercials.

    Is my assumption correct


    Actually, this is a gamer's vent towards not being able to find a wii. And in that, I've included a great nod in the direction of reese's puff cereal. A jest, if you will.

    Shut it with a spoon of RPC!
    This is no Wii thread, sucka foo.

    Further I imagine everyone in this thread to be these two kids.
    Or maybe these kids...

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  • SteevSteev What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    roflgoblin wrote: »
    SteevL wrote: »
    I had no idea what this was all about, but it's becoming clear to me that Reese's Puff Cereal is something new and has an ad campaign roughly equivalent to the "I just saved X amount of money on my car insurance" Geico commercials.

    Is my assumption correct


    Actually, this is a gamer's vent towards not being able to find a wii. And in that, I've included a great nod in the direction of reese's puff cereal. A jest, if you will.

    I know someone who saw a Wii out in a store once, just sitting on a shelf. Three of them, actually.

    I've never seen one "in the wild" but I did get up at 4 AM to get one last year.

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  • roflgoblinroflgoblin Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    SteevL wrote: »
    roflgoblin wrote: »
    SteevL wrote: »
    I had no idea what this was all about, but it's becoming clear to me that Reese's Puff Cereal is something new and has an ad campaign roughly equivalent to the "I just saved X amount of money on my car insurance" Geico commercials.

    Is my assumption correct


    Actually, this is a gamer's vent towards not being able to find a wii. And in that, I've included a great nod in the direction of reese's puff cereal. A jest, if you will.

    I know someone who saw a Wii out in a store once, just sitting on a shelf. Three of them, actually.

    I've never seen one "in the wild" but I did get up at 4 AM to get one last year.

    Is it true you can call a store like Best Buy or such and order it for pick-up?

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    roflgoblin wrote: »
    SteevL wrote: »
    roflgoblin wrote: »
    SteevL wrote: »
    I had no idea what this was all about, but it's becoming clear to me that Reese's Puff Cereal is something new and has an ad campaign roughly equivalent to the "I just saved X amount of money on my car insurance" Geico commercials.

    Is my assumption correct


    Actually, this is a gamer's vent towards not being able to find a wii. And in that, I've included a great nod in the direction of reese's puff cereal. A jest, if you will.

    I know someone who saw a Wii out in a store once, just sitting on a shelf. Three of them, actually.

    I've never seen one "in the wild" but I did get up at 4 AM to get one last year.

    Is it true you can call a store like Best Buy or such and order it for pick-up?

    Only if you bribe them with boxes of Reeses Peanut Butter Puffs.

    Hey, you started it...

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This thread is fantastic

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    SteevL wrote: »
    roflgoblin wrote: »
    SteevL wrote: »
    I had no idea what this was all about, but it's becoming clear to me that Reese's Puff Cereal is something new and has an ad campaign roughly equivalent to the "I just saved X amount of money on my car insurance" Geico commercials.

    Is my assumption correct


    Actually, this is a gamer's vent towards not being able to find a wii. And in that, I've included a great nod in the direction of reese's puff cereal. A jest, if you will.

    I know someone who saw a Wii out in a store once, just sitting on a shelf. Three of them, actually.

    I've never seen one "in the wild" but I did get up at 4 AM to get one last year.

    I saw one at Best Buy, and took a picture with my cell phone. I shoulda bought it, but I was out of cash.

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  • SteevSteev What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Looks like I either missed out on or completely forgot about Reeses Puffs when I was a teen. :(

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Houk wrote: »
    Good lord, that is the best games and/or technology ever.

    I'll pay 50 dollars for one!

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