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Soothing Things That Don't Promote Urination

JordynJordyn Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
Guys I am stressed out and need to relax.

I was gonna think about calm streams and stuff, but I also have to pee.

Let us all talk about stuff that will help us chill out max.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Waterfalls. The tide rolling in.

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Frank Sinatra and a good cigar

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I was going to say, a Margarita.

    But that is a liquid and yeah.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I listen to beirut, it is very relaxing and it does not make me have to pee

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Niagara falls

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    a field of babies ripe for the stomping

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A blanket of pristine white snow, untouched by man or beast, lieing glistening and pure like a kept promise on the rolling hills of our nation's great plains.



    Or, taking a shit in the woods. Ass all hanging over the other side of a log, just enjoying nature while you drop a deuce.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Bubble wrap? While using the bathroom.

    You should really just go pee.

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  • GOJIRA!GOJIRA! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oxycontin, yo.

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    "We are cursed," said Iyad Sarraj, a Gaza psychiatrist and a human rights activist. "Our leaders are either Israeli collaborators, asses, or mentally unstable."
    Sounds vaguely familiar...
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Metal always soothes my soul.

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Bubble wrap? While using the bathroom.

    You should really just go pee.

    This, unless there is some bizarre reason you are avoiding urination.

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  • GOJIRA!GOJIRA! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    For chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool.. I usually shoot some b-ball out side of my school.

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    "We are cursed," said Iyad Sarraj, a Gaza psychiatrist and a human rights activist. "Our leaders are either Israeli collaborators, asses, or mentally unstable."
    Sounds vaguely familiar...
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Are you saving your pee for a special occasion?

    Go pee, and then get some alcohol.

    or some pot.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    GOJIRA! wrote: »
    For chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool.. I usually shoot some b-ball out side of my school.

    But what if there are some guys that are up to no good? Making trouble in your neighborhood, as it were.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Using the bathroom can even be relaxing. This is really the best solution.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the bathroom is all the way over there

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    GOJIRA! wrote: »
    For chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool.. I usually shoot some b-ball out side of my school.

    But what if there are some guys that are up to no good? Making trouble in your neighborhood, as it were.

    You'll get in one little fight, and your mom'll get scared and say "You're movin' in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

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    Druhim wrote: »
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    the bathroom is all the way over there

    Well alright.

    Water trickling over rocks. Fountains. Nice warm showers.
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Hahaha.

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    Druhim wrote: »
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am at work. If I weren't at work I would doing all of this stuff that I need to get done.

    But instead I'm like

    no, no more free tickets

    no free tickets all gone

    yeah, all gone

    call in January, we'll have more then

    no all gone

    no more

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We should all have a forum no-pissing contest. See how long we can go.

    EDIT: Can you get me some tickets, Jordyn?


    I don't really care where to.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hear peeing is a great way to relax.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    smooooth jazz

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Man photobucket resized that image. I did not authorize that.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    We should all have a forum no-pissing contest. See how long we can go.

    don't do it
    bladder infection and erectile dysfunction

    potatoe on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    We should all have a forum no-pissing contest. See how long we can go.

    don't do it
    bladder infection and erectile dysfunction

    Uromisotisis.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Come on, pussy

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Did you even try the Metal?

    You didn't did you?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I want to hold it as long as possible, and then go outside and pee in the snow.
    And draw something awesome with my urine.

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jordyn why haven't you posted your works number yet.

    I need some tickets.

    To things.

    It may or may not involve peeing.

    Transporter on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    We should all have a forum no-pissing contest. See how long we can go.

    EDIT: Can you get me some tickets, Jordyn?


    I don't really care where to.

    ya'll got some o' dem boo ta do tickets?

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You can rest and relax knowing that Papa Smurf lives

    http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local&id=5843725

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Did you even try the Metal?

    You didn't did you?
    Jordyn wrote:
    I am at work.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I actually have a roll of raffle-type tickets in a nearby box. Why is this the case?

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I listen to beirut, it is very relaxing and it does not make me have to pee

    <3

    You can also reflect nostalgically on poignant childhood memories.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I am at work. If I weren't at work I would doing all of this stuff that I need to get done.

    But instead I'm like

    no, no more free tickets

    no free tickets all gone

    yeah, all gone

    call in January, we'll have more then

    no all gone

    no more

    do you have any more tickets to the pot show?

    :P

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Did you even try the Metal?

    You didn't did you?
    Jordyn wrote:
    I am at work.

    Darnit, me too...

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Who wants to win a prize?

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So I glanced at this topic and read it as "Shooting Things That Don't Promote Urination".

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    So I glanced at this topic and read it as "Shooting Things That Don't Promote Urination".

    shooting blood from your penis certainly doesn't promote urination

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