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You know what I want

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    :| God, no wonder you wanna be a woman.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    One thing I haven't figured out:

    When Teefs gets his fancy new vagina, will he like men or women?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    YaYa wrote: »
    One thing I haven't figured out:

    When Teefs gets his fancy new vagina, will he like men or women?

    We've been through this.


    Both.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    but for it to be a proper sausage fest you must be wielding a brautworst.... or so my friend said...


    YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Don't ruin the fantasy, Karen.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Psh. Hetero.

    ...

    I think.

    Okay, semantics question: When a guy gets a sex change, and starts screwing exclusively guys, is he/she gay or straight?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    YaYa wrote: »
    Psh. Hetero.

    ...

    I think.

    Okay, semantics question: When a guy gets a sex change, and starts screwing exclusively guys, is he/she gay or straight?

    Being that SHE is a woman, she's straight.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't see how you can call anything by L. Ron Hubbard fabulous.

    He used to make fabulous gimp bracelets. He knew how to do circle!

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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I just want this presumed food poisoning to go away.

    Oh God, did I send you the wrong package? The diseases were meant for someone else, I swear!


    Do you feel better now though?

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't see how you can call anything by L. Ron Hubbard fabulous.

    Because it's a good story. See, I read it before I knew that he was the father of scientology - so I didn't read into it the underlying anti-psychology and scientology.


    Come on, he made millions by inventing a religion. Christians have been doing it longer than he has.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't see how you can call anything by L. Ron Hubbard fabulous.

    Because LOL CHRISTIANITY

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    that last sentence was obviously in jest.

    seriously, what the hell, Metz? :P

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    :P yourself.



    Silly goose.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    . wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I just want this presumed food poisoning to go away.

    Oh God, did I send you the wrong package? The diseases were meant for someone else, I swear!


    Do you feel better now though?
    I'm on the mend. I can drink water now without it coming out my ass 20 min later. I'm about to try some actual food in a bit. :P

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Flavabean wrote: »
    isn't there some bull shit series about space elves and starships fueled by magical science?

    Star Trek?

    I keed, I keed!

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I want some pizza right about now

    Green on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't see how you can call anything by L. Ron Hubbard fabulous.

    Because it's a good story. See, I read it before I knew that he was the father of scientology - so I didn't read into it the underlying anti-psychology and scientology.


    Come on, he made millions by inventing a religion. Christians have been doing it longer than he has.

    I was about to say that at least most Christians are more subtle about wanting money for salvation, but then I remembered these docuhebags on TV requesting people call in and pledge money, promising them blessings and other nonsense, as if real people of faith ever want money for their services. -_-

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Flavabean wrote: »
    isn't there some bull shit series about space elves and starships fueled by magical science?
    It's Warhammer 40k and you watch your dirty mouth because it ain't bullshit

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hey goddamnit I've been reading 1000+ page books about the Imperial Guard crusade to recapture a large sect of the Imperium from Chaos-led cultist/traitor guard forces and it is written by a gent who has also written a great deal for the x-men and has consulted several WWII regimental historians to help him lend realism to his action and oh dear lord it is wonderful.

    Weaver on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hey goddamnit I've been reading 1000+ page books about the Imperial Guard crusade to recapture a large sect of the Imperium from Chaos-led cultist/traitor guard forces and it is written by a gent who has also written a great deal for the x-men and has consulted several WWII regimental historians to help him lend realism to his action and oh dear lord it is wonderful.
    The Ghosts, Weaver?

    Great great books.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Wanna B Ur Lover

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hey goddamnit I've been reading 1000+ page books about the Imperial Guard crusade to recapture a large sect of the Imperium from Chaos-led cultist/traitor guard forces and it is written by a gent who has also written a great deal for the x-men and has consulted several WWII regimental historians to help him lend realism to his action and oh dear lord it is wonderful.
    The Ghosts, Weaver?

    Great great books.

    Tanith.

    First & Only.

    Weaver on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hey goddamnit I've been reading 1000+ page books about the Imperial Guard crusade to recapture a large sect of the Imperium from Chaos-led cultist/traitor guard forces and it is written by a gent who has also written a great deal for the x-men and has consulted several WWII regimental historians to help him lend realism to his action and oh dear lord it is wonderful.
    The Ghosts, Weaver?

    Great great books.

    Tanith.

    First & Only.
    You wanna live forever!?

    what book you on?

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You wanna live forever!?

    Isn't this a Starship Troopers quote?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Possibly, but it's also used quite a bit in that series

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Possibly, but it's also used quite a bit in that series

    Well to be fair the ST thing is more

    C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!?

    Such a good book

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't see how you can call anything by L. Ron Hubbard fabulous.

    Because it's a good story. See, I read it before I knew that he was the father of scientology - so I didn't read into it the underlying anti-psychology and scientology.


    Come on, he made millions by inventing a religion. Christians have been doing it longer than he has.

    I was about to say that at least most Christians are more subtle about wanting money for salvation, but then I remembered these docuhebags on TV requesting people call in and pledge money, promising them blessings and other nonsense, as if real people of faith ever want money for their services. -_-

    thank you

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Okay, seeing as I'm intensely bored and don't feel like working on my screenplay right now, I'm gonna play a little game.

    You guys name...let's say, 20 things that you'd want to see in the best action movie ever (these can be characters, methods of killing, stereotypes, weapons, whatever) and I will shoe-horn them all into a 5 page script, which will be the most epically awesome thing ever.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Its not because they're bad films or anything, its just because they were made instead of a Foundation series of films

    I like The Foundation a million times more than I do Lord of the Rings
    Teefs, hey, Teefs! I got something important to tell you!
    Nobody cares about The Foundation and it would never have been made anyways. Isaac Asimov just wrote those books because he was on a novelty bong buying spree.
    Just kidding. Made the Lord walk with thee.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I want it all.

    I want it all.

    I want it all.

    And I want it now.

    The Geek on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    YaYa wrote: »
    Okay, seeing as I'm intensely bored and don't feel like working on my screenplay right now, I'm gonna play a little game.

    You guys name...let's say, 20 things that you'd want to see in the best action movie ever (these can be characters, methods of killing, stereotypes, weapons, whatever) and I will shoe-horn them all into a 5 page script, which will be the most epically awesome thing ever.
    Lobotomized Nazi clone-thralls gang raping a werewolf commando.

    Make it so.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    YaYa wrote: »
    Okay, seeing as I'm intensely bored and don't feel like working on my screenplay right now, I'm gonna play a little game.

    You guys name...let's say, 20 things that you'd want to see in the best action movie ever (these can be characters, methods of killing, stereotypes, weapons, whatever) and I will shoe-horn them all into a 5 page script, which will be the most epically awesome thing ever.
    Lobotomized Nazi clone-thralls gang raping a werewolf commando.

    Make it so.

    Aye.

    Explain clone-thralls and it shall be done.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Okay, someone give me an idea for the hero and I'll get it started.

    I need a name, vague physical description and weapon of choice.

    I already have him killing a bad guy with his wang, so just keep that in mind.

    YaYa on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    YaYa wrote: »
    I need a name, vague physical description and weapon of choice.

    Christopher Walken, Christopher Walken, and Christopher Walken.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Come on, you guys can come up with a better weapon than that!

    However, it will be Christopher Walken wielding whatever the weapon is.

    YaYa on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    YaYa wrote: »
    Aye.

    Explain clone-thralls and it shall be done.
    Clones built for the express purpose of serving the Reich as slave labor or for gang raping werewolf commandos. Obviously.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    YaYa wrote: »
    Come on, you guys can come up with a better weapon than that!

    No, nobody can.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fine, aside from his wang I'll just have him use whatever.

    I'll get started on this now.

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