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Yeah someone tried to get me to play furcadia once and I looked at it and thought "wait, why? What exactly would be the point of this?" and they gave a really wordy and nerdy explanation that boiled down to "there isn't one" and I'm like, "uh-huh, I'm going to go play a videogame instead". I didn't find out until much later A) that it was for furries or that there were such things as 'furries'.
The awesome of Fred Perry's Gold Digger comic tricked me by presenting fuzzy boobs associated with snapping tanks in half and fighting dragons with mecha.
It did not give adequate warning about the OTHER associations.
Have we had an unusually large influx of retards recently?
I see a whole shitload of new names and they're all idiots.
Don't worry, they appear to be roughly 40% alts of the original retards, far as I can tell. The stoner accounts seem to have stopped posting, at least.
I am an overpacker. I am gone for 2 weeks, but I know I can do laundry, yet somehow I put in like 14 shirts. Wtf. Stupid. How many do I need?
2 weeks = 14 days.
I would say 14 shirts.
Regardless of the fact that I could do laundry if I wanted to? I guess... well, I mean, do I really want to do laundry? Bag is big enough that I don't have to. I am weak. I will pack too much... Again.
So my friends made me something awesome for Christmas!
Last night at our NYE party my friends approached me with two boxes. "Open the smaller one," they said, a devilish twinkle in their respective eyes. So I did, and amidst the festive shiny paper and curled ribbon did I find...
A tissue box?
"What is this?" said I. I thought, 'Surely, this is a reference to my reputation as a frequent, enthusiastic, and copious masturbator!' "What's in the second box? A collection of Jenna Jameson's Greatest Hits?
But no... crafted from magic, love, fairy dust, and quite a bit of colored fleece...
A hand-made Weighted Companion Cube tissue box holder!
Said mine friends, "Any old schmoe can order simple Weighted Companion Cube fuzzy dice from Valve! And what do they do? Naught but hang like testicles from rear view mirrors! No! This gift is functional and one-of-a-kind!"
Said other partygoers, "Would you make another? Please? Pretty please with sexual favors on top?" "NEIN!" bellowed my goodly friends, "For this one specimen was borne from a cauldron of frustration and marital discord! Never shall another such godforsaken project curse our living room table!"
"You're the best friends ever," said I, wiping a small sparkling tear from my rosy cheek. And then we wined and dined and made merry all night long.
But before this story ends, BEHOLD!
Weighted Companion Cube Tissue Box Cozies of the night, assemble! (rowr!)
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I am an overpacker. I am gone for 2 weeks, but I know I can do laundry, yet somehow I put in like 14 shirts. Wtf. Stupid. How many do I need?
2 weeks = 14 days.
I would say 14 shirts.
Regardless of the fact that I could do laundry if I wanted to? I guess... well, I mean, do I really want to do laundry? Bag is big enough that I don't have to. I am weak. I will pack too much... Again.
Do you really need fresh and clean shirts every day? I mean, if you're travelling you could, gasp, wear something twice. Perhaps even a third time before it touches the wash if you're bold enough.
I refuse to pack more than five days worth of clothes.
If I'm going longer than five days without laundry, I am clearly going to be so far removed from civilization that typical modern notions of body odor and hygiene are no longer relevant.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I think I'm going to ignore the classic "You meet in a tavern" thing for this campaign and start it "you're all hanging out at the hot springs, kicking back some damned good wine and smacking passersby in the ass with towels."
I am an overpacker. I am gone for 2 weeks, but I know I can do laundry, yet somehow I put in like 14 shirts. Wtf. Stupid. How many do I need?
2 weeks = 14 days.
I would say 14 shirts.
Regardless of the fact that I could do laundry if I wanted to? I guess... well, I mean, do I really want to do laundry? Bag is big enough that I don't have to. I am weak. I will pack too much... Again.
Do you really need fresh and clean shirts every day? I mean, if you're travelling you could, gasp, wear something twice. Perhaps even a third time before it touches the wash if you're bold enough.
You know, you are right, I rewear clothes all the time as it is, I'm being ridiculous, but I can't decide what shirts not to bring, haha, stupid me.
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I bought a house plant and tidied up my apartment.
I'm just gonna go bugger off now and have sex with super models whilst playing paintball on my yacht.
It's so hard to fit all these manly activities into my schedule sometimes.
Well, it's refreshing to see somewhere care so little about how people see their sexuality.
Masturbate while screaming in anger. Manliest fucking thing you can do.
Also, punch a wall when you're done.
It did not give adequate warning about the OTHER associations.
What, are yachts gay or something? Christ, I can't keep up anymore.
Rich people tend to have gay associations unless their activities are X-Treme.
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/52/26/22192652.jpg
You clearly just made that up.
One word: Preppies
You're inside of a giant, floating, penis. That's pretty gay, there, Jonah.
All scrubbing the poop deck.
Don't worry, they appear to be roughly 40% alts of the original retards, far as I can tell. The stoner accounts seem to have stopped posting, at least.
Also, you're all freaks and weirdos.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Saburbia, I demand you send my PM NOW.
Unless it's a vanillager PM, in which case I don't care when I get it.
Takes one to know one.
I just finished working out the roster and stuff, I sent it to HB for balancing issues and for help for a role or two.
You guys won't get them till sometime tomorrow :P
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
2 weeks = 14 days.
I would say 14 shirts.
Last night at our NYE party my friends approached me with two boxes. "Open the smaller one," they said, a devilish twinkle in their respective eyes. So I did, and amidst the festive shiny paper and curled ribbon did I find...
A tissue box?
"What is this?" said I. I thought, 'Surely, this is a reference to my reputation as a frequent, enthusiastic, and copious masturbator!' "What's in the second box? A collection of Jenna Jameson's Greatest Hits?
But no... crafted from magic, love, fairy dust, and quite a bit of colored fleece...
A hand-made Weighted Companion Cube tissue box holder!
Said mine friends, "Any old schmoe can order simple Weighted Companion Cube fuzzy dice from Valve! And what do they do? Naught but hang like testicles from rear view mirrors! No! This gift is functional and one-of-a-kind!"
Said other partygoers, "Would you make another? Please? Pretty please with sexual favors on top?" "NEIN!" bellowed my goodly friends, "For this one specimen was borne from a cauldron of frustration and marital discord! Never shall another such godforsaken project curse our living room table!"
"You're the best friends ever," said I, wiping a small sparkling tear from my rosy cheek. And then we wined and dined and made merry all night long.
But before this story ends, BEHOLD!
Weighted Companion Cube Tissue Box Cozies of the night, assemble! (rowr!)
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
All I got for Christmas was white chocolate peppermint bark.
Do you really need fresh and clean shirts every day? I mean, if you're travelling you could, gasp, wear something twice. Perhaps even a third time before it touches the wash if you're bold enough.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Yea I know!
Zombie baby. :P
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
If I'm going longer than five days without laundry, I am clearly going to be so far removed from civilization that typical modern notions of body odor and hygiene are no longer relevant.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I was just going to say... zombie baby was whack!
It's like, ooo it's so cute!OMG MY FINGER, IT BIT MY FINGER OFF!
Reminds me of myself. *tear*
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They're doing up some badass busses now.
I have so many theme songs.