An Israeli firm based out of Florida has come to Iowa to count the votes. Just so everyone knows, the votes are tallied and then entered on a ***COMPUTER***!
Hello DIEBOLD!
VOTE FRAUD
So now the conspiracy is widened to Jews and computers and possibly the Republican party, as they were the ones who won last time when the machines were questioned.
EDIT: Which is odd because I believe that the Republican party is not generally the choice of Jews. I could be wrong here.
I don't even care how dumb the rest of that is, when you go out of your way to say "literally" and then use a figurative statement, I want to punch your stupid fucking face and then rub it into what you wrote and yell "BAD" at you. Because you deserve it.
I don't even care how dumb the rest of that is, when you go out of your way to say "literally" and then use a figurative statement, I want to punch your stupid fucking face and then rub it into what you wrote and yell "BAD" at you. Because you deserve it.
defender disciplines dumb people like a naughty puppy
I don't even care how dumb the rest of that is, when you go out of your way to say "literally" and then use a figurative statement, I want to punch your stupid fucking face and then rub it into what you wrote and yell "BAD" at you. Because you deserve it.
defender disciplines dumb people like a naughty puppy
I remember we were briefly toying with writing an erotic fanfic about TFS and Ron Paul. It really isn't a stretch to believe that fanfic about him exists.
Hey, so...it is "fan-made fiction," but can it be fanfic if it's about a real person? I'm used to fanfic being a fan-made, unlicensed, non-canonical extension to a fictional work.
i use the term "fanfic" to describe any work of fiction that is based on characters or worlds not created by or with the official approval of the original author
I remember we were briefly toying with writing an erotic fanfic about TFS and Ron Paul. It really isn't a stretch to believe that fanfic about him exists.
Hey, so...it is "fan-made fiction," but can it be fanfic if it's about a real person? I'm used to fanfic being a fan-made, unlicensed, non-canonical extension to a fictional work.
I think so. That's my definition of a fanfic, fiction made by a fan.
Yeah, uh, this is an exceedingly common practice. For example, the Catholic Church has written a series of good ones like "God says you can't jerk off or you will get hairy palms and go blind" or "Jesus wants you to eat fish on Fridays, no birds or land-animals allowed."
Yeah, uh, this is an exceedingly common practice. For example, the Catholic Church has written a series of good ones like "God says you can't jerk off or you will get hairy palms and go blind" or "Jesus wants you to eat fish on Fridays, no birds or land-animals allowed."
Well, I was thinking something more along the lines of "The Erotic Adventures of Jesus and Judas." You won't believe the shocking twist ending.
Yeah, uh, this is an exceedingly common practice. For example, the Catholic Church has written a series of good ones like "God says you can't jerk off or you will get hairy palms and go blind" or "Jesus wants you to eat fish on Fridays, no birds or land-animals allowed."
My favourite is "Kill your son if he's working on a Shabbat."
i think we're all forgetting the finest piece of biblical fanfic
Wow, it's even labeled "Another testament" at the bottom. Awesome.
Hey, that reminds me, Ed Parker, founder of American Kenpo, wrote a five-volume series of manuals called "Infinite Insights into Kenpo." In it, he detailed the history/origins/lineage of his system in one book, basic stances and movements in another, etc. etc.
Then someone, after Parker's death, wrote "Further Insights into Kenpo."
What the fuck, dude? It's not even like he died 500 years ago or something and we're just updating the material. He died in 1991.
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So now the conspiracy is widened to Jews and computers and possibly the Republican party, as they were the ones who won last time when the machines were questioned.
EDIT: Which is odd because I believe that the Republican party is not generally the choice of Jews. I could be wrong here.
Hello DIEBOLD!
VOTE FRAUD
in the faggiest way possible.
"He almost got third place. This is so awesome!"
In a political race.
You stupid fuck.
I don't even care how dumb the rest of that is, when you go out of your way to say "literally" and then use a figurative statement, I want to punch your stupid fucking face and then rub it into what you wrote and yell "BAD" at you. Because you deserve it.
Literally 5 people.
defender disciplines dumb people like a naughty puppy
Jesus this shit is roughly as weird as fanfic.
Whoa whoa whoa
Puppies are cute, and are supposed to be dumb
I do not punch them in the face
did you know ron paul fanfic exists
wrap your head around that
Someone else here did a better job.
I remember we were briefly toying with writing an erotic fanfic about TFS and Ron Paul. It really isn't a stretch to believe that fanfic about him exists.
Hey, so...it is "fan-made fiction," but can it be fanfic if it's about a real person? I'm used to fanfic being a fan-made, unlicensed, non-canonical extension to a fictional work.
It's boldfacing, except it's in triplicate.
I see what you etc.
it is a relic of usenet days when you couldn't add anything like bold or my favorite
italics
Yeah, uh, this is an exceedingly common practice. For example, the Catholic Church has written a series of good ones like "God says you can't jerk off or you will get hairy palms and go blind" or "Jesus wants you to eat fish on Fridays, no birds or land-animals allowed."
No one uses that anymore.
Well, I was thinking something more along the lines of "The Erotic Adventures of Jesus and Judas." You won't believe the shocking twist ending.
guys
i think we're all forgetting the finest piece of biblical fanfic
Considered that, decided not to.
But I have heard that they did rewrite a few things.
My favourite is "Kill your son if he's working on a Shabbat."
Wow, it's even labeled "Another testament" at the bottom. Awesome.
Hey, that reminds me, Ed Parker, founder of American Kenpo, wrote a five-volume series of manuals called "Infinite Insights into Kenpo." In it, he detailed the history/origins/lineage of his system in one book, basic stances and movements in another, etc. etc.
Then someone, after Parker's death, wrote "Further Insights into Kenpo."
What the fuck, dude? It's not even like he died 500 years ago or something and we're just updating the material. He died in 1991.