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A Song of Ice and Fire

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I've never read this book, should I?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    We already talked about all the awesome parts

    you missed it

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    it is four books, soon to be five

    and yes

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    okay so send it to me

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    They are sooooo good

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    why are they sooooo goooood

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Prince Aemon the dragonknight

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    okay so send it to me
    oh shit maybe I will

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    why are they sooooo goooood
    they're fantastic for a lot of reasons, but the main reason I like them so much is because no one is safe

    in most major fantasy series, you're pretty much assured that the main characters will stay alive, or else who will the story be about?

    in this one -- not at all

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    okay so send it to me
    oh shit maybe I will

    <3

    my elaborate scheme is working

    shit now i gotta figure out what to send you

    hmmmm

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    All kinds of naughty fucking in these here books.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    twincest

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    menstrual twincest

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    impsex

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    why are they sooooo goooood
    they're fantastic for a lot of reasons, but the main reason I like them so much is because no one is safe

    in most major fantasy series, you're pretty much assured that the main characters will stay alive, or else who will the story be about?

    in this one -- not at all

    Seriously

    the fucking first book threw everything out of whack. Ever since I have not been able to predict who dies and who lives at all.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    God you guys, this series is the best fantasy series ever written.

    Ummm... Lord of the Rings?
    Hahahaha.

    No.

    Unlike LoTR, A Song of Ice and Fire isn't written in a oh-so dry way you want to pull your hair out. LoTR is a fantastic fantasy series, but it's just not terribly enjoyable to read. (Though in fairness I still haven't started the second book of the ASoIF series)

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Do not fret, Cilla, it only gets better. Some really crazy shit goes down.

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Huh.

    To be honest its always been pretty clear to me who the real "safe characters" are.


    Most of the shock comes from people mistaking Martin's secondary characters for primaries.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    why would i wanna read about twincest

    that is the most terrible thing i could ever read about

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    No it is fucking awesome.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    menstrual twincest

    what the hell

    if you guys want to read about fantasy rape (as I did when I was 13) read the Sword of Truth

    It's terrible don't actually read it

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Do not even compare that S&M bullshit that is Sword of Truth to these books

    Do not even

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Huh.

    To be honest its always been pretty clear to me who the real "safe characters" are.


    Most of the shock comes from people mistaking Martin's secondary characters for primaries.
    he purposely masks it, though -- he told me this himself

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    The incest scenes didn't bother me, but midget blowjobs made me fairly uncomfortable

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Do not even compare that S&M bullshit that is Sword of Truth to these books

    Do not even

    Man I am not supporting those books

    I just hate it when fantasy books tie in sex because hey maybe it needs sex

    No maybe it doesn't

    God where's my Puritan fantasy novel :x

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Huh.

    To be honest its always been pretty clear to me who the real "safe characters" are.


    Most of the shock comes from people mistaking Martin's secondary characters for primaries.
    he purposely masks it, though -- he told me this himself

    man

    what

    have you seriously met this dude

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It only takes you about 80 pages for you to go

    wait a minute.. what for the first time.


    "The things I do for love" blew my mind

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Have you read the ASoIaF books?

    The sex is pretty necessary.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I would like to read the books but because I cannot find any that are for a used book store nor does the library carry them.
    So it seems the only way I am going to read them is to pay the $16 to $20 for each book and then read them. Other than the women I saw in a heated discussion about the books I know of no one else discussing them than here
    the books are like eight bucks on amazon


    I don't have a credit card or bank card
    There is no way in hell I am buying a prepaid card for $8 to $9 just to buy a bunch of books that I have to pass around the house so I can discuss them in a less than heated way

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Man I have almost been done with the fourth book for months now. I just stopped reading it.

    It eventually annoyed me more than anything that instead of the whole "nobody is safe and good things do not always happen" thing that you might see at first, all I see him ever doing is the most horrible thing to the characters..

    okay that was not very clear. What I mean to say is that nothing good ever happens in these books. I could definately see the reasons for a lot of these things, I mean people are dicks and bad things happen to good people. But holy shit... yeah

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Do not even compare that S&M bullshit that is Sword of Truth to these books

    Do not even

    Man I am not supporting those books

    I just hate it when fantasy books tie in sex because hey maybe it needs sex

    No maybe it doesn't

    God where's my Puritan fantasy novel :x

    The whole Cersei/Jaime thing has been a really really big plot point that's spanned the entire series

    It goes a lot deeper than "gratuitous sex scene"

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Have you read the ASoIaF books?

    The sex is pretty necessary.

    Not really in the case of, say, Tyrion (he's the only other character I can remember that has had pretty frequent sexual exploits.) but overall I agree.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Do not even compare that S&M bullshit that is Sword of Truth to these books

    Do not even

    Man I am not supporting those books

    I just hate it when fantasy books tie in sex because hey maybe it needs sex

    No maybe it doesn't

    God where's my Puritan fantasy novel :x

    The sex in asoiaf is all story driven, it's not even erotic at all. It just kind of happens.

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    All I am saying is that, in my opinion wam, the series has not lost one primary character

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Do not even compare that S&M bullshit that is Sword of Truth to these books

    Do not even

    Man I am not supporting those books

    I just hate it when fantasy books tie in sex because hey maybe it needs sex

    No maybe it doesn't

    God where's my Puritan fantasy novel :x

    This isn't some Clan of the Cave bear crap. (Uh, I have heard it was mostly cave-man porn?)

    The sex is never gratuitous. I don't think it even gets too descriptive or anything. It is just that the books are realistic. Guess what? People have sex all the time in the real world.

    It reveals things about the characters and whatnot. Helps develop the plot.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Do not even compare that S&M bullshit that is Sword of Truth to these books

    Do not even

    Man I am not supporting those books

    I just hate it when fantasy books tie in sex because hey maybe it needs sex

    No maybe it doesn't

    God where's my Puritan fantasy novel :x

    The whole Cersei/Jaime thing has been a really really big plot point that's spanned the entire series

    It goes a lot deeper than "gratuitous sex scene"

    Ok as long as it's relevent

    I have been scarred by Sword of Truth

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Huh.

    To be honest its always been pretty clear to me who the real "safe characters" are.


    Most of the shock comes from people mistaking Martin's secondary characters for primaries.
    he purposely masks it, though -- he told me this himself

    man

    what

    have you seriously met this dude
    twice

    once I asked him to go out and get drinks, and he turned to his entourage for permission and they said he had to be gone that evening and didn't have time

    almost!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Let me just say that I am not against, and actually encourage descriptive sex scenes. That's not my problem at all.

    My problem is authors who try to work sex into the plot just because it's sex.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Maybe if you were a little hotter it might have happened.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I know

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