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What the FUCK is wrong with Girls?!
Kusuguttai
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WHY DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE SAYINGS FOR MASTURBATING
GUYS HAVE
LIKE
"JERKING OFF"
or "WANKING"
or "SPANKING THE MONKEY"
WE HAVE THOUSANDS OF EUPHEMISMS FOR MASTURBATING
WHAT DO YOU GIRLS HAVE
NOTHING
COME UP WITH SOME GOD DAMN IT
HERE IS A LIST OF SOME YOU NEED TO USE
1. Rubbing the magic lamp
2. Plunging the toilet
3. Searchin' the couch for change
4. Spelunking for King Triton's Treasure
5. Shopping
6. Cleaning the Bear Trap
7. Cleaning the Cum Trench
8. Restaking the punji put.
9. Flicking
10. Taco Assembly Hour
11. strumming the banjo
12. Wollstonecrafting
13. wiping the v-hole
14. dickfingering
15. Finger-Blasting
16. Sweeping the chimney
17. greasin' the drapes
18. stuffing the turkey
19. Scratching the turn-table
20. mixin' the batter
21. Fuck-Awesome
22. schlicking the cooter
23. oiling the bald man in the boat
24. cleaving beaver
25. digging a ditch
26. cleaning out the slurpee machine
27. Feeding the Sarlacc.
28. Dusting the Meat Curtains
29. Coring for gold
30. a wet Jules Verne special
31. Closing their eyes and thinking of England
GUYS HAVE
LIKE
"JERKING OFF"
or "WANKING"
or "SPANKING THE MONKEY"
WE HAVE THOUSANDS OF EUPHEMISMS FOR MASTURBATING
WHAT DO YOU GIRLS HAVE
NOTHING
COME UP WITH SOME GOD DAMN IT
HERE IS A LIST OF SOME YOU NEED TO USE
1. Rubbing the magic lamp
2. Plunging the toilet
3. Searchin' the couch for change
4. Spelunking for King Triton's Treasure
5. Shopping
6. Cleaning the Bear Trap
7. Cleaning the Cum Trench
8. Restaking the punji put.
9. Flicking
10. Taco Assembly Hour
11. strumming the banjo
12. Wollstonecrafting
13. wiping the v-hole
14. dickfingering
15. Finger-Blasting
16. Sweeping the chimney
17. greasin' the drapes
18. stuffing the turkey
19. Scratching the turn-table
20. mixin' the batter
21. Fuck-Awesome
22. schlicking the cooter
23. oiling the bald man in the boat
24. cleaving beaver
25. digging a ditch
26. cleaning out the slurpee machine
27. Feeding the Sarlacc.
28. Dusting the Meat Curtains
29. Coring for gold
30. a wet Jules Verne special
31. Closing their eyes and thinking of England
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i was all oh
jack and jill
real fucking clever, stupid
god get back to baking
We've got work to do
you're a genius ya idiot
LETS COME UP WITH SOME
I'LL POST THEM IN THE OP
IT WILL BE FUN
MY SUBMISSION:
RUBBING THE MAGIC LAMP
it's cool hunter
i got them right here
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that is clearly a grillz thread
we don't want to see your grillz
What are you? some sort of fucking vegetarian?
They only belt a man needs
also : cleaning the cum trench
edit: anjin got clean first, damn
i think i am sticking with my spelunking for kind tritans treasure
i don't get to use spelunking enough
except for in this thread
thank you for that kusu
Wollstonecrafting
i want to have a bonfire with all of you
sing folk songs on an acoustic guitar
I cant wait till I go camping with my guys
Fuck I need to get pissed so bad.
And Laid, especially laid, I am going out of my fucking mind
Fuck you too jarhead, making me sad and shit
am i some sort of local celebrity?
the answer inevitably is no
You are a staple to these boards and one of the first people I noticed
I am some annoying teenager who will never get laid
you hear that guys
a staple
woooooooooooooo