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Obama: How many of his dicks would you suck?

sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
I would suck all of them. Twice. Here is why.

I'm going down to his LA campaign office tomorrow to start volunteering (maybe full-time, seeing as how I'm not in school at the moment and not working yet), and if any SEers are in LA they should stop by and start sucking.

So either this thread can be about how awesome Obama is or maybe just the lewd sex acts you would perform for/on/with him, or sharing stories if you happen to volunteer for his campaign or whatever the fuck. He's a very inclusive candidate.

Also I just want to preemptively tell anyone who says "you got D&D in my SE++" that I will feed your dick to a lobster.

Obama makes people gay for him and SE++ is gay therefore Obama = SE++.

Discuss

Edit: OK people have been asking for specifics, so I am going to throw in a post that is visible on page 18. It is awesome and you should read it if you want to know why Obama is worthy of your supple and eager mouth.


Some people had been asking for more in-depth, specific arguments for Obama, so I'm linking some of my more detailed posts. I'll link more as the issues arise, but these should answer some basic questions, hopefully.

Why Obama is plenty damn experienced to be the President

Why Obama is awesome, since some people have been clamoring for reasons to suck his dick

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i am australian and obama sounds a lot like osama

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't vote

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    i am australian and obama sounds a lot like osama

    I did hear someone once, without irony, tell me "I don't want a fuckin' Muslim president."

    I killed him.

    I killed him with my rage.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    but suilime, he's so muslim

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'd vote for him because out of all the candidates he seems the one least likely to rape children.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    but suilime, he's so muslim

    Well no shit have you seen his name?

    He is more Muslim than Muhammad. Like in a kickboxing match between them Obama would win because Allah, praise be to his name, would will it so.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I'd vote for him because out of all the candidates he seems the one least likely to rape children.

    Also least likely to keep the country mired in Baby Boomer feuds that are forty years old and have nothing to do with modern issues but prevent us from dealing with anything except in crude dualities that stifle real change and have sucked our country into a downward spiral fueled by self-obsession and fear.

    Plus his wife has some serious fuckin' junk in the trunk.

    Like whoa

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    but suilime, he's so muslim

    Well no shit have you seen his name?

    He is more Muslim than Muhammad. Like in a kickboxing match between them Obama would win because Allah, praise be to his name, would will it so.

    i am glad you understand.

    also i will be voting for him

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Several mentions of penises in the OP.

    Intruiging.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    but suilime, he's so muslim

    Well no shit have you seen his name?

    He is more Muslim than Muhammad. Like in a kickboxing match between them Obama would win because Allah, praise be to his name, would will it so.

    i am glad you understand.

    also i will be voting for him

    Aren't you in Cali? You should volunteer at your local office. We are going to be a hell of a battleground state. We need foot-soldiers.

    And, like, they don't suspect chicks nearly as much of having suicide-bomber belts, so you should be cool.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    According to the laws of homathmomatics, I cannot answer this question until I know how many of Obama's dicks are available to be sucked and when.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Several mentions of penises in the OP.

    Intruiging.

    I pretty much think about them constantly.

    A lot of the time I just kind of stroke mine absentmindedly, just because I'm not doing anything with my hands.

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Whenever I see a politician in America giving a speech, I always get terribly embarrassed at the crowd's reaction.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah I'd suck his dicks

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh, man, I love junk in the trunk.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    but suilime, he's so muslim

    Well no shit have you seen his name?

    He is more Muslim than Muhammad. Like in a kickboxing match between them Obama would win because Allah, praise be to his name, would will it so.

    i am glad you understand.

    also i will be voting for him

    Aren't you in Cali? You should volunteer at your local office. We are going to be a hell of a battleground state. We need foot-soldiers.

    And, like, they don't suspect chicks nearly as much of having suicide-bomber belts, so you should be cool.

    Are you high? Has California voted Republican once ever since the Civil War?


    Or did you mean against Hillary?

    Edit: Apparently in my mind "California" is synonymous with "Democrat".

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I'd vote for him because out of all the candidates he seems the one least likely to rape children.

    Also least likely to keep the country mired in Baby Boomer feuds that are forty years old and have nothing to do with modern issues but prevent us from dealing with anything except in crude dualities that stifle real change and have sucked our country into a downward spiral fueled by self-obsession and fear.

    Plus his wife has some serious fuckin' junk in the trunk.

    Like whoa

    Yes, but we are agreed that if I left a child with him that child would not be raped?

    Because I sure learned a hard lesson with the current administration.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    According to the laws of homathmomatics, I cannot answer this question until I know how many of Obama's dicks are available to be sucked and when.

    Obama's dicks are infinite.

    Obama's dicks are and the joy and the strength of the human soul. Obama's dicks are the accomplishments of man. Obama's dicks are the unity of the WWII generation and the bold change of the Boomers.

    Obama's dicks are in you, Obama's dicks are in me.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    but suilime, he's so muslim

    Well no shit have you seen his name?

    He is more Muslim than Muhammad. Like in a kickboxing match between them Obama would win because Allah, praise be to his name, would will it so.

    i am glad you understand.

    also i will be voting for him

    Aren't you in Cali? You should volunteer at your local office. We are going to be a hell of a battleground state. We need foot-soldiers.

    And, like, they don't suspect chicks nearly as much of having suicide-bomber belts, so you should be cool.

    Are you high? Has California voted Republican once ever since the Civil War?


    Or did you mean against Hillary?

    Edit: Apparently in my mind "California" is synonymous with "Democrat".

    Well I know we went Republican with Reagan and I think also with Nixon (both ex governors of California, to be fair).

    But yes I was talking about the Democratic primaries.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm votin bush,


    again.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah I'd suck them all

    I'm going to a rally today so I can give him my monies. Not sure if I can get close enough for a dick, though. Actually I know he won't be there at all, he's got debates in New Hampshire. I'm contemplating driving up that miserable state and yelling for Obama's victory.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    suilimeA wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Several mentions of penises in the OP.

    Intruiging.

    I pretty much think about them constantly.

    A lot of the time I just kind of stroke mine absentmindedly, just because I'm not doing anything with my hands.

    The Obama campaign will be lucky to have you.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    butler, you are in fact, one of obama's dongs

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I'd vote for him because out of all the candidates he seems the one least likely to rape children.

    Also least likely to keep the country mired in Baby Boomer feuds that are forty years old and have nothing to do with modern issues but prevent us from dealing with anything except in crude dualities that stifle real change and have sucked our country into a downward spiral fueled by self-obsession and fear.

    Plus his wife has some serious fuckin' junk in the trunk.

    Like whoa

    Yes, but we are agreed that if I left a child with him that child would not be raped?

    Because I sure learned a hard lesson with the current administration.

    He would not rape children. He is black. He has hos and bitches and shit. He don't need no dang chilluns, boy.
    On a scale of 1-Offensive I think that was abominable.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    suilimeA wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    but suilime, he's so muslim

    Well no shit have you seen his name?

    He is more Muslim than Muhammad. Like in a kickboxing match between them Obama would win because Allah, praise be to his name, would will it so.

    i am glad you understand.

    also i will be voting for him

    Aren't you in Cali? You should volunteer at your local office. We are going to be a hell of a battleground state. We need foot-soldiers.

    And, like, they don't suspect chicks nearly as much of having suicide-bomber belts, so you should be cool.

    Are you high? Has California voted Republican once ever since the Civil War?


    Or did you mean against Hillary?

    Edit: Apparently in my mind "California" is synonymous with "Democrat".

    Well I know we went Republican with Reagan and I think also with Nixon (both ex governors of California, to be fair).

    But yes I was talking about the Democratic primaries.

    Man, California voted for Nixon?

    That's just crazy talk.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Yeah I'd suck them all

    I'm going to a rally today so I can give him my monies. Not sure if I can get close enough for a dick, though. Actually I know he won't be there at all, he's got debates in New Hampshire. I'm contemplating driving up that miserable state and yelling for Obama's victory.

    I saw him speak here in LA a few weeks ago.

    I didn't stop cumming for three days.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Yeah I'd suck them all

    I'm going to a rally today so I can give him my monies. Not sure if I can get close enough for a dick, though. Actually I know he won't be there at all, he's got debates in New Hampshire. I'm contemplating driving up that miserable state and yelling for Obama's victory.

    I saw him speak here in LA a few weeks ago.

    I didn't stop cumming for three days.

    That's an awful lot of cum.


    Did your balls hurt afterwards? It seems like they might be sore.

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  • FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I always vote for the candidate that I'd think would make the best SNL skits.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Man, California voted for Nixon?

    That's just crazy talk.

    Yeah no
    800px-ElectoralCollege1968-Large.png

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Yeah I'd suck them all

    I'm going to a rally today so I can give him my monies. Not sure if I can get close enough for a dick, though. Actually I know he won't be there at all, he's got debates in New Hampshire. I'm contemplating driving up that miserable state and yelling for Obama's victory.

    I saw him speak here in LA a few weeks ago.

    I didn't stop cumming for three days.

    That's an awful lot of cum.


    Did your balls hurt afterwards? It seems like they might be sore.

    Well a little but it was definitely worth it.

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  • FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    haha, George Wallace.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    suilimeA wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Man, California voted for Nixon?

    That's just crazy talk.

    Yeah no
    800px-ElectoralCollege1968-Large.png

    Blue for Rebulicans?


    Has the world gone mad?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That map has weird colors.

    EDIT: Texas voted democrat?

    I think I need to review US history, I though Pubs and Dems crossed at around Wilson

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Flavabean wrote: »
    haha, George Wallace.

    He's like the 1968 version of Ron Paul.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't think Obama is black enough for me.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I don't think Obama is black enough for me.

    His (corporeal) dick is 19" long.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That's super black!

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    That's super black!

    It's super effective!

    Against old people and Texas.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I don't think Obama is black enough for me.

    Can he Crip?


    I'd like to see him Crip.

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  • FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I really want a president like Putin.
    A cold ex-KGB Major who is also a master of judo that doesn't like smiling.

    This is the first picture of him that shows up in Google image search
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    He is like Trevelyan..

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