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George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter what the fuck

TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
I was just informed that peanut butter was not only used by the Incas, Dr. Kellogg (of cereal fame) patented a process for producing it in 1895, after its development in the U.S. in 1890.

I was always taught that is was invented by George Washington Carver. This was the thing you learned every February after Martin Luther King and the abolition of slavery.

So this begs the question: Were my school teachers full of lies and deceit? Or were they just ignorant public servants?

A google search for "carver invented peanut butter" reveals that nearly every result says something different.
-The above information is from Wikipedia.
-Inventors.About.com alledges that "George Washington Carver started popularizing uses for peanut products including peanut butter, paper, ink, and oils beginning in 1880."
-And teacher.scholastic.com, the fuckers who I'm sure anyone who went to American public school will remember, tell us that George Washington Carver (1860–1943) invented peanut butter and 400 plant products!
Fast Fact: Carver was born a slave. He didn't go to college until he was 30.


What the fuck, teachers? Do your fucking research, quit lying. Now every time I reach for some peanut butter, it is if I am reaching for a container of vile and odious lies.

So, SE++, I leave it to you to make this into either a [lying educators] thread, or a [black history] thread.
Discuss.

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Americans were pretty fucking huge assholes instigating the Mexican War.

    Also, Americans were pretty fucking enormous assholes to the Injuns.

    Furthermore, Americans were mostly interested in the Civil War for States' rights, not the immorality of slavery.

    Those are just a couple examples of things that come as a shock as you realize how much of your time you had wasted in elementary school and middleschool, and sadly even a little bit of highschool.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fun Fact: Around the time of Columbus' voyage, not everyone thought the world was flat. Everyone pretty much knew it was round, Columbus did not theorize that it was round.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    i bet alton brown knew this

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    Americans were pretty fucking huge assholes instigating the Mexican War.
    Yeah, but Winfield Scott was pretty classy during his campaign through Mexico.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "Fuck White People" is a really good song by Andrew Jackson Jihad.

    I love that guy. He makes me dance.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    alton brown knows everything

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    How about the quaint notion of Newtonian Physics?

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wow, all these posts and no cocks, dicks.

    Patting all myselfs on the back.

    I kind of really want to go hunt down my grade school teachers and start screaming until I'm out of breath. I mean, I know you don't get paid shit and have to work with a bunch of idiot kids, but tell the truth, fucker.

    Indians and Pilgrims? Not best of friends.

    Lincoln? Not very abolitionist.

    All history besides 1642-1945 in North America? Happened. Talk about it also.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    howard zinn's people's history of the united states is a pretty good book as a counterpoint to most standard history lessons

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    George Washington was a whoring slave owner.


    Also there were black slave-owners.

    Take THAT Oprah

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Columbus#Later_life
    While Columbus had always given the conversion of non-believers as one reason for his explorations, he grew increasingly religious in his later years. He claimed to hear divine voices, lobbied for a new crusade to capture Jerusalem, often wore Franciscan habit, and described his explorations to the "paradise" as part of God's plan which would soon result in the Last Judgment and the end of the world.

    Fuck what.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Trent, whenever i see your name, I delight in the fact that your number is still saved in my phone from a while back.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Trent, whenever i see your name, I delight in the fact that your number is still saved in my phone from a while back.

    When did...oh you bASTARD

    Was that when I showed it to viv or were you the guy that promised to call us when you were drunk?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I think it was when you showed it to Viv. But I also remember a promise of drunkardom. Also, making out. You promise me a lot of things.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I think it was when you showed it to Viv. But I also remember a promise of drunkardom. Also, making out. You promise me a lot of things.

    In the end I will only let you down

    or maybe not

    call me drunk

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Teachers are filthy liars

    Except the ones who are awesome.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Peanut butter Twix are goddamn delicious

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wait, you thought George Washington Carver invented peanut butter?

    Where did you get that idea?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wait, you thought George Washington Carver invented peanut butter?

    Where did you get that idea?

    schools teach it as part of black history month

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Wait, you thought George Washington Carver invented peanut butter?

    Where did you get that idea?

    schools teach it as part of black history month

    All I ever got told is that he pioneered a new way of farming them

    Nothing about peanut butter

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was told he found like over 400 ways to do things with peanuts which included peanut butter, hair gels, glue and weirdly other things

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    People who say their elementary school teachers lied to them are usually lazy and just weren't paying attention

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I didn't pay attention much in elementary school.

    I was such a nerd I would actually just read the textbook sometimes and mostly ignore the teacher.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Whoa you had textbooks in elementary?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was in the Talented And Gifted program

    Their idea of a curriculum for "talented" students at my school was giving them textbooks and more work than other kids

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  • DunlopezDunlopez Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    February is also national snack food month. Conspiracy anyone?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    At least it's not National Fried Chicken Month

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  • DunlopezDunlopez Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Did you know you can buy tiny watermelons. They call them personal watermelons. For some reason that makes me laugh. like some person's got their little shopping basket filled with crisco and vaseline, and their like picking up cucumbers and stuff, testing how rigid they are, but wait what's that? A personal watermelon.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    wait it happened in the 70's

    what the hell neatorama

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    this is why i don't believe in history
    i mean some of it, sure
    but history is written by the people who win or have more power in general
    or when people get all excited over a new discovery
    remember being taught about the powerful brontosaurus?
    then later - boom! never existed.
    oh how about oh-so-long ago when they said broccoli caused cancer?
    then later took it back, saying that it actually helped prevent it?
    okay so the last one there isn't history
    but it's an example of how people are constantly changing their minds about crap
    man i could totally rant about this
    man don't get me started on "analyzing" shakespeare's works
    as if there was ever any wrong answers

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hello, mully my sweet. How fares the day?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh hey darth!
    not too bad
    watching arse play halflife
    he (himself, not as freeman) is dying a phlegmy death, poor dude
    how about yourself?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    howard zinn's people's history of the united states is a pretty good book as a counterpoint to most standard history lessons

    I have a signed copy of this book. It's wonderful

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mully wrote: »
    oh hey darth!
    not too bad
    watching arse play halflife
    he (himself, not as freeman) is dying a phlegmy death, poor dude
    how about yourself?

    I am now 30 years of age. Dementia is imminent.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mully wrote: »
    oh hey darth!
    not too bad
    watching arse play halflife
    he (himself, not as freeman) is dying a phlegmy death, poor dude
    how about yourself?

    I am now 30 years of age. Dementia is imminent.

    You hit dementia a while ago Darth.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You hit dementia a while ago Darth.
    Well, shit.

    Now what do I have to look forward to? Oh, right: senility. I hear tell that senility is nice this time of year.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    howard zinn's people's history of the united states is a pretty good book as a counterpoint to most standard history lessons

    I have a signed copy of this book. It's wonderful

    zinn is a pretty fascinating dude

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You hit dementia a while ago Darth.
    Well, shit.

    Now what do I have to look forward to? Oh, right: senility. I hear tell that senility is nice this time of year.

    Oh you get to look forward to yelling at inanimate objects in the street, pissing anywhere you like, stealing other peoples food, shuffling around making other people feel unconfortable, saying everything was better in your day, hitting people with your walking stick.

    Basically all the good stuff!

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