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The sheik's heritage stumps me

SamSam Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower will win. The brothers, after wandering aimlessly for days, ask a wise man for advise. After hearing the advice they jump on the camels and race as fast as they can to the city. What does the wise man say?

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Don't shit on this thread

    don't shit on this thread





    don't shit on this thread

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ooh ooh i know this one

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    switch camels

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    your father has died, faggots

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    Yeah Wook said what I was going to say.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sheik.jpg

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  • divine willydivine willy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    that is precisely what i thought of, shank.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Directions to the city?

    Fuckers should have brought a map

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what can you catch but not throw?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    no...burnage...no

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    what can you catch but not throw?

    AIDS.

    Unless you count when I throw ropes of AIDS-semen all over your dad's face.

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    what can you catch but not throw?

    A breath?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    what can you catch but not throw?

    AIDS.

    Unless you count when I throw ropes of AIDS-semen all over your dad's face.

    no see what you do

    is take your aids-infected blood and put it in tranq darts

    load em into a rifle

    and become a sniper

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    no...burnage...no

    Question; things my ex-girlfriends have said to me

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    Dammit wasn't this locked?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    what can you catch but not throw?

    AIDS.

    Unless you count when I throw ropes of AIDS-semen all over your dad's face.

    no see what you do

    is take your aids-infected blood and put it in tranq darts

    load em into a rifle

    and become a sniper

    Man you know I prefer close-range combat.

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  • SamSam Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    One philosopher had a clock, which he had forgotten to wind up. He had no other clock, watch, radio, TV, phone or any other device telling the time. So when his clock stopped he went to a friend (road from one house to another is flat plane only), stayed there the whole night and when he came home, he knew the right time.
    How could he know?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    AIDS bending

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sam wrote: »
    One philosopher had a clock, which he had forgotten to wind up. He had no other clock, watch, radio, TV, phone or any other device telling the time. So when his clock stopped he went to a friend (road from one house to another is flat plane only), stayed there the whole night and when he came home, he knew the right time.
    How could he know?

    are you saying the sun was not available? because that is a scary thought.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Used his friend's computer to set his watch correctly.

    that was easy.
    waited until twelve hours had gone by and wound it?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What object, which can be seen by the naked eye, can you place in a barrel which will make it lighter?
    Go watch Are You Afraid of the Dark

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    Sam wrote: »
    One philosopher had a clock, which he had forgotten to wind up. He had no other clock, watch, radio, TV, phone or any other device telling the time. So when his clock stopped he went to a friend (road from one house to another is flat plane only), stayed there the whole night and when he came home, he knew the right time.
    How could he know?

    are you saying the sun was not available? because that is a scary thought.

    The sun was otherwise occupied but it left a note with its secretary to forward all calls to its voicemail.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    What object, which can be seen by the naked eye, can you place in a barrel which will make it lighter?
    Go watch Are You Afraid of the Dark

    a hole

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sam wrote: »
    One philosopher had a clock, which he had forgotten to wind up. He had no other clock, watch, radio, TV, phone or any other device telling the time. So when his clock stopped he went to a friend (road from one house to another is flat plane only), stayed there the whole night and when he came home, he knew the right time.
    How could he know?

    His friend had a clock?

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day?

    "Time to buy a new clock?"
    Daric wrote: »
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    What object, which can be seen by the naked eye, can you place in a barrel which will make it lighter?
    Go watch Are You Afraid of the Dark

    a hole

    :^:

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gustav Klint

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    guys the sheik is from iran

    457524

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