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Why didn't you get the job?
Dublo7
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So in the past, what's a reason you guys haven't gotten a job you applied for?
Were you the smelly guy in the interview? Did you have a panic attack and fall off a chair?
I just got rejected from working at an internet provider in the sales department, because the personality test said I was too introverted.
Were you the smelly guy in the interview? Did you have a panic attack and fall off a chair?
I just got rejected from working at an internet provider in the sales department, because the personality test said I was too introverted.
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
for everything
although qualified from a technical perspective, i'm too in touch with my feelings
so they would rather see me in a human resource department, but i'm too smart to work in HR, so they denied me completely
This is too easy
i'm in a band
mostly these
although my employment history is:
1. self employed
2. worked for family
3. joined military
but there are many positions in the military(that I've taken) that are basically on an interview basis, and just like a civilian job your past performance, qualifications, and justification for applying are all taken into consideration and weighed against the other candidates
Believe me, I wish I could find a way to not apply for a job and also not be a dead beat loser.
Fuck, i was glad to not get that job.
but then they fired me on the second day because apparently my hair is too long and they missed that when they hired me
i mean, it was just cleaning timeshare rooms up at the snowbird ski resort on saturdays
nothing requiring too much proffesionalism
very rarely when i was actually interviewed did i not get the job
in fact
quite a few times after the interview i was like "I'm sorry, but this position isn't right for me." and they are like "Are you sure?" and I am like "Yeah, I am not working 4:30 to 11:30 PM monday to friday"
and then they look at me sad and show me the door
seriously that is a dogshit shift
Think of the complete stereotype office job and that's what it was like.
I wasn't dismayed when they rejected me.
wooo
I was wondering where those people worked
Wal-Mart
Never did.
going in for what you think is a job interview
but in fact it's actually a seminar for a commissions-based sales position with vector marketing
ie the companies that are basically pyramid scams
you actually got roped in by one of those?
(This was right after falcons started hitting stores, and the whole thing was a 'how to get a falcon' piece)
then they made us play pictionary and i had to draw spider-man
and the fucking people in the group interview couldnt decipher what i thought was a pretty clear and obvious spider man
one person actually said bugman as i recall.
STEAM!
stock shelves and work the backroom right
and they had you designing toys? what the fuck
no
i know better
i realized what i was in when i got there and i left after like a minute
they get away with this shit so easily!
sell a bunch of people a bunch of high-quality kitchen knives
get them to hawk them on the street to make the money back
you would think it was illegal!
it isn't.
you got cutco'd
that is the real life equivalent of rickroll
yea i assemble bikes and power wheels
but since its NOT christmas season goof-off time just increased ten-fold.
and everyone that works there, all the way up to the store manager
EVERYONE is under 25
and were the best toys r us in the region
why? cause were awesome
STEAM!