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The First [Chat] Flight {NSF56Aussie}

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited January 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
Stolen, because originality is overrated.


Time for a fucking history lesson, buckos!

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This is all the information you need to fly around the world, ok? TYLER CAPPS: take notes!

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From what would eventually evolve into the Dunder Mifflin Company.

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The dog was racist so it's ok.

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All that pollution floating into Canada, some things never change! :lol:

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Those planes missed a seriously rocking party!

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Thanks for ruining an antique you delinquent oaf!

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These guys soon went to war against their barbers.

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Pyramid avoidance 101 was immediately made required learning for new pilots after TFWF tragedy of '24.

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What the fuck I'm not commenting on all of these, JUST READ THEM.

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Page 216? Alright.

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Page 12? Alright...

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Eat your heart out Phillippe Petit.

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This is the stupidest fucking idea ever.

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The First World Zoosmell is available at your local library.

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This is the fucking motherload, boys. When we get home, I'm buying you all your own personal dirigible.

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I did not notice the top left image until scanning these, colour me tired out from laughing.

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Hold on you fucking geological landmark, only 8 more to go!

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The Hitler Six hit it big with the famed 'French invasion.'

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Not even a subtle jab at Canada? What the fuck did I waste all my time scanning this for?

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There, now you know more than anybody about anything, you fucking eggheads!

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
      :o :v

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
      :o :v

    Profound.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What?

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    edited January 2008
    what the hell is this

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    edited January 2008
    Elks abuses mod powers; wants to show everyone Something Cool, more at 11.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That was awesome.
    Please tell me that wasn't really a signed book to Wright.
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    OH GOD THE MONEY

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  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was going to ask why the chat threads were getting locked so frequently lately, but this answers that question.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Damn spoiler that shit homie.

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  • ZsetrekZsetrek Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh, how we loled.

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  • SolventSolvent Econ-artist กรุงเทพมหานครRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jesus H. Christ.

    WTF is that for an original post..?

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    Oh my god that is so much awesome.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Oh my god that is so much awesome.
    Really? I didn't find really too much interesting about it at all. I ain't even lying.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Bioshock is awesome. My initial evaluation of it as an FPS designed specifically for me was pretty much spot-on.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Bioshock is awesome. My initial evaluation of it as an FPS designed specifically for me was pretty much spot-on.
    The demo has me pretty intrigued. If only I could afford the full game.

    Although the security camera elements had me pretty pissed off. I could live the rest of my entire video-gaming career and never deal with another fucking security camera and die a goddamn happy man. Security cameras are a fucking game cliche that just need to go the way of Bill Richardson.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    ITT celery continues to suck at life *sigh*

    I lol'd

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I lol'd

    I cried

    I dragged my dying husk of a body into the kitchen to rehydrate myself at the faucet

    I lol'd some more

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    celery77 wrote: »
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Bioshock is awesome. My initial evaluation of it as an FPS designed specifically for me was pretty much spot-on.
    The demo has me pretty intrigued. If only I could afford the full game.

    Although the security camera elements had me pretty pissed off. I could live the rest of my entire video-gaming career and never deal with another fucking security camera and die a goddamn happy man. Security cameras are a fucking game cliche that just need to go the way of Bill Richardson.
    I love the security cameras. They're my buddies. They've got my fucking back.

    Also, the game runs ridiculously well on my upgraded rig. I was shocked, given that it's an AMD 2 ghz processor, but I set the graphics to "medium" and have had zero slowdown.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thinatos wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Bioshock is awesome. My initial evaluation of it as an FPS designed specifically for me was pretty much spot-on.
    The demo has me pretty intrigued. If only I could afford the full game.

    Although the security camera elements had me pretty pissed off. I could live the rest of my entire video-gaming career and never deal with another fucking security camera and die a goddamn happy man. Security cameras are a fucking game cliche that just need to go the way of Bill Richardson.
    I love the security cameras. They're my buddies. They've got my fucking back.

    Also, the game runs ridiculously well on my upgraded rig. I was shocked, given that it's an AMD 2 ghz processor, but I set the graphics to "medium" and have had zero slowdown.
    Capturing them is a welcome twist to the cliche, but getting caught by them is lame as fuck.

    Oh look there's a lighting cone. I have to avoid it. Woooahhhoaoooahooehhowooo I'm having so much fun.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2008
    God damnit someone come to Reno so I can lavish you with beautiful rooms and gifts. I WANT FRIENDS WHO DON'T TALK 24/7 ABOUT THEIR NFL PARLAYS.

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    The nicest rooms in the city!

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    QUICK QUIZ:

    What's your favorite Mike Doughty song?

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So I just happened upon tvtropes.org.

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    edited January 2008
    That was amazing.

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    edited January 2008
    I would come Rygar but I am only 20 and it would probably be the worst possible use of my mone

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Well, I'm glad all right thinking people appreciated that.

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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Bioshock is awesome. My initial evaluation of it as an FPS designed specifically for me was pretty much spot-on.

    Be sure not to underestimate the wrench. I made that mistake and hardly even used it the first time 'round.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    New page, please? :P

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rygar wrote: »
    God damnit someone come to Reno so I can lavish you with beautiful rooms and gifts. I WANT FRIENDS WHO DON'T TALK 24/7 ABOUT THEIR NFL PARLAYS.

    Come ooon, we just finished our new skyscraper!

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    The nicest rooms in the city!
    Maybe in the summer or fall, Rygar.

    I'm actually in Vegas next weekend. Annual family foray.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wow, what a beautiful book, ruined. Please tell me he scanned the pages in first, then annotated them.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    New page, please? :P

    I'm on it right now, because I'm the right page count.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    New page, please? :P

    I'm on it right now, because I'm the right page count.
    30?

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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    also OP is frickin' great

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    New page, please? :P

    I'm on it right now, because I'm the right page count.
    30?

    Gool ol' 25.

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    edited January 2008
    Bah, I've got to swing by work today. I should reward myself with some kind of cake.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The joys of the library on a Sunday morning...there are none :(

    morning [chat]

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That was hilarious and had to have been photoshopped.

    I refuse to believe the book is ruined, no matter how funny it is.

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    edited January 2008
    this song is like silly sexy.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh shit son and the really funny part is that John Mayer fans* don't know.



    **cough*whitepeople*cough***
    **just kidding -- seriously, $2 for the kid that spots the opening riff -- PA impress me here

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    celery77 wrote: »
    oh shit son and the really funny part is that John Mayer fans* don't know.



    **cough*whitepeople*cough***
    **just kidding -- seriously, $2 for the kid that spots the opening riff -- PA impress me here
    It's a nice riff, that's for sure.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    japanese rap is funny :D

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