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OH CANADA!
Ranx
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Guys I thought I would make a Canada thread as to educate all you yankies (and europeans I guess) on
THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!
First of all, our flag is some hot shit, I mean, check this out
Every single one of us eats poutine at least once a day.
You don't know what poutine is? It's a delicious hodgepodge of fries, gravy and cheese
Holy fuck is it delicious.
Our country was created by a bunch of politicians drunk out of their mind on a boat in the middle of a river. Canadians fucking love their alcohol.
Every single one of our policemen wear this snazzy outfit
Also, our favorite sport by a hell of a lot is
HOCKEY
Fuck yeah even our polar bears play hockey.
Oh and also we all live in igloos.
So basically, all you Canadians talk about how awesome Canada is, and all you loser americans talk about how you wish you could live in Canada.
THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!
First of all, our flag is some hot shit, I mean, check this out
Every single one of us eats poutine at least once a day.
You don't know what poutine is? It's a delicious hodgepodge of fries, gravy and cheese
Holy fuck is it delicious.
Our country was created by a bunch of politicians drunk out of their mind on a boat in the middle of a river. Canadians fucking love their alcohol.
Every single one of our policemen wear this snazzy outfit
Also, our favorite sport by a hell of a lot is
HOCKEY
Fuck yeah even our polar bears play hockey.
Oh and also we all live in igloos.
So basically, all you Canadians talk about how awesome Canada is, and all you loser americans talk about how you wish you could live in Canada.
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I'd maybe like to visit, though. I hear Vancouver is nice.
Don't ever ever even think of coming to Canada.
CANADA THREAD
AARGHH
So that's kinda like going to Canada.
Right?
That looks disgusting.
Also, your country is inferior.
we are so backwards
This, sir, is far superior to you.
If you eat it, its awesomeness will be so immense that your body will begin to melt
But that's half the fun!
Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
and do I look like some frost-bitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
Hmm I should really probably apply there.
Since I'm graduating this year, and I really need to apply by february.
So i'm basically Canadian. According to the rest of the United States
poor, confused michigan
the only real difference i have found between michigan and canada is that canada has better roads
and something about you canadians having to buy all of your alcohol from the government or something like that
The second best, sausage
you get used to 'em
while driving you devote a portion of your brain to avoiding potholes and finding the smoothest lines on the road
it is an artform
Also, since Dadouw has introduced even more to this... interesting item, the french fries are Chicken Fries
This post has been brought to you on two levels.
I will learn a lot more about idiot forumers and I will make a list of people that doesnt deserve being readed. This will make my foruming much easier, because I will have a lot less posts to read.
My list starts with The Otaku Inquisition
I thought pretty much the exact same thing.
Or, if this should fail, we could start a Green Day thread!
I'm not a midget and im not syndromed
it sounds more respectable