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Terrible Commercials

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
I just saw a commercial for tampax
the slogan was
"use your period for good"

what the hell does that even mean

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    maybe they are advocating that the used tampons be sent to Africa to provide the poor with much needed protein

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Or decorations for your Christmas tree.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    maybe they are advocating that the used tampons be sent to Africa to provide the poor with much needed protein

    yeah see you know what commercial i'm talkin' bout

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Any commercial for any phone texting service. Backgrounds, text-sex, games, ringtones, horoscopes... they all infuriate me.

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  • Black IceBlack Ice Charlotte, NCRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If you have it, you don't need it.

    If you need it, you don't have it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18

    (Terribly awesome)

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!


    APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD?

    yourclothes on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    maybe they are advocating that the used tampons be sent to Africa to provide the poor with much needed protein

    or donating it to a blood bank

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

    HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

    APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD?

    RIGHT TO THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

    FOREHEAD!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fuck guys I'm fighting Hasmal!!

    Also, I hate any and all tampon commercials

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Text your name and birthday to [number] and we'll use numerology and astrology to tell you who your perfect mate is!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    hey do you like bleed from your vag
    well then you need
    tampons
    or something

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    hey do you like bleed from your vag
    well then you need
    tampons
    or something

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I really hate those E-surance commercials.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pF-GSbStr7Q

    Worst Mick Jagger impression ever.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I hate most perfume commercials. especially that one with sarah jessica parker.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    sarah jessica parker is one bony horse

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    TEXT 555-JOKE TO GET YOUR DAILY LAFF

    ONLY 3.95 FOR GIGGLES

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    doc that is really fucking creepy

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Now, one terrible commercial I DO like is the Vitamin Water commercial when it's on Adult Swim.

    TRY WAKING UP NEXT TO A SATISFIED ORANGUTAN!! TRY IT!!!

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    doc that is really fucking creepy

    I JUST LOVE RENTING GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Doc wrote: »

    Holy shit that guy is awesome.

    It's nice to see that he's doing what he loves: renting guns.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    sarah jessica parker is one bony horse

    "Gimmie 100 on Sarah Jessica Parker in the fifth!"
    "Sir, the odds are 1000: 1–"
    "I SAID 100 ON SARAH JESSICA PARKER IN THE FIFTH"

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Met a cute guy at a bar?
    TEXT your name and his to (PREMIUM RATE NUMBER)
    and we'll tell you if he's a stud or a dud.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    doc that is really fucking creepy

    I JUST LOVE RENTING GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    that laugh went on far too long

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    a couple of my friends are always making jokes and references to commercials and I usually have no idea what they're talking about as I don't watch a lot of tv

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Doc wrote: »

    If I go to that store and there are no dancing barnyard animals, staff or customers. Someone gonna pay.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    i should turn this into a sarah jessica parker is retarded thread

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Doc wrote: »

    Is...is that racist?

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i should turn this into a sarah jessica parker is retarded thread

    Dude, she played a central role in my early development as the hot older girl in Flight of the Navigator.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Any Girls Gone Wild commercial.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Any Girls Gone Wild commercial.

    Seconded.

    Especially when I'm trying to watch South Park and that damn commercial runs for five minutes.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i should turn this into a sarah jessica parker is retarded thread

    Dude, she played a central role in my early development as the hot older girl in Flight of the Navigator.

    sjp__shock_narrowweb__300x457,0.jpg

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    man that should be bannable

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    she looks awful

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