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Crazy pimping (and other thrilling adventures)
Black Ice
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I've gotten close to getting caught playing women before (texting one when she ALMOST hung out with another just yesterday.. thank my lucky stars it was almost), but this fellow took it to a new level
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It's like Ferris Bueller's Day Off... in Japan! So I have to ask, what have you (or someone you know) have done that's borderline insane that you have - or almost have - gotten away with? Playing women (at a shallow level of course)? Skipping the bill at a restaurant? Using an item in a drug store and just.. walking off?
This is the only place your crimes or otherwise deplorable acts will probably be considered laudable.
CNN wrote:TOKYO, Japan (AP) -- A teenager who posed as a wealthy playboy and went on an extravagant spending spree at a nightclub has been arrested after trying to skip out on his bill, police said Saturday.
The 16-year-old boy entered a hostess bar in Niiza City near Tokyo on Wednesday night and -- over the course of six hours -- ordered two bottles of Dom Perignon champagne as well as 60 glasses of whiskey, beer and cocktails, said local police officer Hitoshi Morohashi.
The boy also sang karaoke songs with several hostesses, Morohashi said.
When it was time to pay the bill, which had ballooned to $3,490, the boy told the staff he had no money, Morohashi said.
The staff called police, and the boy -- whose name was withheld because he is a minor -- was arrested on suspicion of fraud, Morohashi said.
Staff at the club were shocked to learn the boy's age because he seemed mature and experienced when ordering drinks and talking with hostesses, Morohashi said.
"That was a bit of a surprise," Morohashi said. "He dressed casually, but obviously he successfully gave them an impression of a rich young man."
Alcohol consumption is prohibited for those under 20 in Japan
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It's like Ferris Bueller's Day Off... in Japan! So I have to ask, what have you (or someone you know) have done that's borderline insane that you have - or almost have - gotten away with? Playing women (at a shallow level of course)? Skipping the bill at a restaurant? Using an item in a drug store and just.. walking off?
This is the only place your crimes or otherwise deplorable acts will probably be considered laudable.
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Beat that Fellis Buerrel
Why would someone want to keep that a secret?
I told a dog he was the prettiest dog
Except it wasn't really my car, I had stolen it.
And she was a prostitute.
And then I pushed her out of the car while it was moving.
I once pissed on my shoes while I was drunk and I didn't remember any of it when I woke up. My friend's told me about it and only reluctantly did I believe them. I still have my doubts, but it sounds reasonable, because I had imbibed a large amount of alcohol and I didn't have to pee when I woke up and found my piss soaked shoes.
It caused her anal floodgates to open all over the couch.
They blamed the dog and the parents had it put down.
I once woke up missing a sock. My friends told me that I pissed all over it and then took it off and left it in my friend's neighbors mailbox.
your move.
EDIT: I'm dumb.
Nothing new, chief.
humility
Myself?
Hung like a fucking elephant.
And now he's famous and displaying to the world just how much of a goddamn tool he is.
I want to beat him.
And weld his stupid sunglasses to his face, so he can never take them off.
I'm pretty sure they'll go t hell for that. Dog hell.
My friend recovered around 4 AM to find his friend was sick as well. He started taking care of his friend, but eventually fell asleep. He awoke to find his friend had repeatedly vomited in the center of a room in his basement, was passed out on the couch, and had shit all over his pants.
Friend's like well shit now I gotta return the favor and clean him up. So he changes him and goes outside to get rid of the feces. As he turns to walk inside he sees a stick...covered in shit. His friend had wiped his ass with the stick and left it near the porch. It was apparently all over the stick.
The two wake up and my friend's dad drags them to church. He does not notice (or chooses to ignore) the fact that they are completely hung over. At church, my friend told his dad he kept having horrible diarrhea all night in order to sit at the end of the pew in case he had to go puke. He miraculously makes it through the service without tossing his cookies.
Then they are taken to a church picnic. While everyone else is throwing horse shoes and doing other great things my friend and his companion are laying in the grass moaning about how hung over they are. My friend says "dude did you know you shit yourself last night?" His friend says, "no way, I was wondering what that was all over my foot this morning when I got a shower!!"
Neither was caught. Both were 18. The stain in the center of the room is barely visible.
They throw everything at you.
"WATCH OUT MAN THOUSANDS OF BIRD WOMEN!"
"IT'S COOL MAN, WE KILLED THEM!"
"OH FUCKING GIANT LAVA MONSTER THAT CREATES SMALLER GIANT LAVA MONSTERS FUCK AAAAAHH"
that is disgusting
The day before Easter, I was out at a party, and the party I was at had limited parking and so I opted to leave my vehicle behind at Taco Cabana and decided to hitch a ride with somebody else.
At some point in my drinking, I missed the ride out at the party, and we had one vehicle. Nobody in the vehicle wanted to leave, nobody looked like they were going to leave any time soon, and none were really all that willing to drive back even as I offered to drive myself down to the place to retrieve my truck.
I had to be at my grandma's house at 9:00 AM and it was already 3:50 AM. So 4 o'clock rolls around and I say good bye to everybody and I ran 6 miles to get to my truck in under an hour and then I hauled ass the next 5 miles back to my house and made it by 5, got 3 hours of sleep, and then had to listen to my mom bitch the whole way up.
That was a good ole party. I also tried pressing a keg above my head, and I couldn't do it, to be fair, it was full.
pray for me
That'll show the bitch.
very funny, very angry, and very wise all at the same time
shame he's dead
I accidentally shoplifted when I was little and when I discovered I had taken something out of the store without paying for it, I hid it under my bed and cried because I thought I was going to be arrested.
Ah, so you're a piece of shit. I see.
we all split up and bought the most weird and disgusting thing we could find
we drove to this guy's house (he was away at a concert) and covered his house, lawn, and car in horrible food
his car's interior still smells like mayo when it gets hot outside
that'll teach him to call me an asshole
One time me and my friends decided that the best thing in the world would be to get drunk and go on drunken adventures. Well, the first was hoping the fence to a horse ranch and petting the horses, all 27 of them. Unfortunately we didn't know that there were cameras so the rancher came out, hootin an hollarin and wavin a shotgun. I don't think he was planning on shooting us, but we still ran our asses out of there.
After we caught our breath, we decided to find out if there really was a "Ghost lady walking her dog". It's a legend around his neighborhood that at 3 a.m. you can see this ghost lady walking her ghost dog along the rode that they got hit by a truck on, and died. So we wandered around there for a good mile and a half until we got bored and left. Then a cop pulled along side us as we were walking back and we had to do our best to explain why were wandering around drunk at 3 a.m. looking for a dead lady.
That was a fun evening. We were really just scared that the rancher had called the cops and that we were fucking busted or something.