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GameHat
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OK, I gotta ask.
You're feeling a bit ... overloaded.
You hit the restroom. Sit down, enjoy a nice magazine for maybe 10 minutes.
The act occurs.
Then you prepare to clean up after said act and you realize there's nothing to clean up with.
There's nobody around. It's not feasible to venture outside your domicile to purchase any sanitary tissue. You're caught with your pants around your ankles and you're feeling perhaps not so fresh.
What do you do?
You're feeling a bit ... overloaded.
You hit the restroom. Sit down, enjoy a nice magazine for maybe 10 minutes.
The act occurs.
Then you prepare to clean up after said act and you realize there's nothing to clean up with.
There's nobody around. It's not feasible to venture outside your domicile to purchase any sanitary tissue. You're caught with your pants around your ankles and you're feeling perhaps not so fresh.
What do you do?
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Cats do it.
shuffle back to the bathroom
Your own tongue? That would require some remarkable flexibility.
If you have someone else willing to do that...man, I don't even want to know.
2girls1anus
Man up and take some yoga, Twinkletoes.
it must be done
LET'S ALL GO TO OREGON
HUZZAH!
oh shit a RIVER!
no wait shit caulk the boats and float across
shit everyone's dead
the ferry probably would have been best
shit
pray for a drought
collect 857 pounds of meat
can only carry 200 pounds back to camp
oh well
Its called being prepared.
Alternatively, if you really need to wipe your ass, get a wet hand towel, do some damage control, and then shuffle out to get yourself some proper paper. You could also try, shit, I don't know, cotton swabs or Q-tips.
Then throw that fucking towel out because seriously.
And if you don't have paper towels, bath tissue, cloth towels or tissue paper or anything in your bathroom you can always use your hand - like filthy fucking hobos do. Just make sure you wash up really good, but then again, if let your bathroom get in that kind of deplorable state you probably don't care about getting hepatitis from your own feces.
I do it.
this thread was almost fully derailed
why do you even have to do a thing
that sock was thrown away so fast
try to think a little, people
TFS has caught raging typhoid
what do we do?
I vote we push the pace of the wagon train up from 'strenuous' to 'constant whipping'
I countered your derail with an ontopic derail.
Today I was at work and I was thinking about the really good derails. The derails that almost always work. The ones we keep going back to. The ones we make threads about when there are no suitable threads to derail.
So far my list is:
Jurassic Park
Batman
don't forget wiggin
laudanum
the answer is always more laudanum
it's good for what ails ya!
what the fuck
he also said that the femur is used in sex
it's amazingly creepy
what kinda freaks
itt volyu solves it all
depends on what game I got with me and if I'm at work
pinching a loaf on the company dime? Fuck you, I'm going for a high score, bitches.
They also go through an entire roll in three days.
I don't know what to make of this insanity.
Good point
back at the mini mart it was like, ahh, that felt good. I think I'll smoke a bowl and blow it out the vent in the roof.
Good times.