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Debate Competition: The Hub

GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered User regular
edited January 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
Okay, I'm gonna try this, see what happens. I'm gonna take a crack at actually completing one of these.

Here are the rules:

1. This will be a 16-man bracket, seeded randomly. If more than 16 sign up, you are all subject to my twisted whims. (I'll pick the 16, and will pull alternates from the rest as needed.)
2. This will be in the format of what I call a 'lottery debate'. I have put together a list of every debate topic I could think of, and reserve the right to add more topics to the list as I come up with them. For each matchup, I will select three at random. I will read off the topic, and then the two will debate it until I think things are running out of steam. I will not interact otherwise in any way. Then we'll repeat with topics 2 and 3. (I've tossed a small percentage of bogeys into the mix, so be careful. They're not anything silly like 'Twizzlers', but it could be something like 'Azerbaijan'.) Topics will not be repeated- if a first-round matchup draws Iraq, Iraq will not come up again in the entire competition.
3. The winner will be the person who is deemed to have won two out of three topics, as voted on by the PA forumers.
4. Matches will take place in, by popular demand, the forums.
5. Matches will take place whenever the hell I can get the three particulars on at the same time- me and the two debaters.

But we have no debate competition unless we have debaters, so if you're in, let's see some bold lime.

THE BRACKET

Oboro vs. Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
visiblehowl vs. Kilroy (active, debating organic food)
Wonder_Hippie vs. amateurhour
Feral vs. Loren Michael
Fencingsax vs. Randall_Flagg
saggio vs. Varcayn
jotate vs. moniker
Quid vs. Not Sarastro (active, debating minimum wage)

ALTERNATES
Plutocracy
clownfood
Dyscord
IloroKamou

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What's wrong with using the forums like last time?

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I really wish I had time to dedicate to something like this! I'll gladly vote and judge, however.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Personal preference. If there are some major time-zone differences, or if both debaters in a matchup want to do that, we'll go ahead and use the forums, but I think a chat room would go quicker and leaves less possibility of some uninvolved ditz posting when he shouldn't be.

    EDIT: And just so people are aware, the topic pool is skewed heavily to topics relevant to the United States.

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    moniker wrote: »
    What's wrong with using the forums like last time?
    That's part of my issue -- being there at a certain time for the debates themselves would suck. I can understand the use of a chat room, given time limits and the traditional format of a debate.

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  • werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So how are the sides of the debate picked? Is it random assignment, or first come first serve, or what exactly?

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  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So, uh, we're supposed to be able to debate about Azerbaijan off-the-cuff?

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah, I'm going to have to agree that IRC/yahoo/whatever is a bad idea. Forums or bust.

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  • saggiosaggio Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I've love to be able to do this, but school obligations mean I don't have a set time, such as would be needed if the debates were to be carried out in IRC or some other instant messenger/chat room.

    Can non-participants suggest topics?

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I already do a lot of debate in high school, and this seems like some pretty good practice, if you could sign me up, that would be great

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Whatever your stance happens to be. If you agree, find some little nuance you do disagree on and debate that. Really, I've worded the topics as bare-bones as possible; I intend the competitors to lead the debate, not me. Here's a sample match:

    Round 1: Jobs
    Round 2: Prisons
    Round 3: National debt

    I'm not going to go "Okay, Elki, you'll be against jobs." I just give a little stimulus, then the two sides figure each other out.

    EDIT: Okay, fine, forums it is.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Whatever your stance happens to be. If you agree, find some little nuance you do disagree on and debate that. Really, I've worded the topics as bare-bones as possible; I intend the competitors to lead the debate, not me. Here's a sample match:

    Round 1: Jobs
    Round 2: Prisons
    Round 3: National debt

    I'm not going to go "Okay, Elki, you'll be against jobs." I just give a little stimulus, then the two sides figure each other out.

    EDIT: Okay, fine, forums it is.

    Then sign me up. I hate jobs.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    wait

    what is the time limits/structure of these debates

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Time limit is until I deem the debate on a topic to run dry. If the two sides still have a good amount of ammo, I'm not about to stop you. But if neither side has much to go on, well, get in whatever little shot you can because that round won't last long.

    And if it's a total beat-down, I'll give a fair shot to get your footing, but then I'm inclined to mercy-kill and move on.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I suggest a word count limit per post. This will prevent people from burying their opponent under a wall of text. It will also give the person with the most efficient writing style an advantage.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm not inclined to count; i'm just going to say 'be reasonable'.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well, counting is as much work as a copy and paste into Word, really.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    No, I mean if the limit is 150 words, and you have an eloquent 175-word response that would be ruined by the removal of 25 words, I'm inclined to let you post 175 words. Just try not to fill up the screen or anything.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I feel the need to prove my worth. :x

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    No, I mean if the limit is 150 words, and you have an eloquent 175-word response that would be ruined by the removal of 25 words, I'm inclined to let you post 175 words. Just try not to fill up the screen or anything.

    Oh yeah, I wasn't thinking anything that small, I was just thinking, man, a 5,000 word post is just overkill, so I guess we are mostly agreed here.

    Quality over quantity.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Man. Man. I'm so outclassed by so many people here. I'll probably have some serious time constraints, considering I've mostly posted from work, and then spend time with the girlfriend otherwise.

    Fuck it, I'm in.

    I'm going to get thrashed pretty soundly.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You never know. The way this is set up, you're playing a Jeopardy board. Sometimes your topics come up, sometimes they don't.

    Gosling on
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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I've lurked around this board for far too long before just recently signing up, and I'd like to get in on this.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I'll take "Why Freud was a dipshit" for $1000, Alex.

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  • saggiosaggio Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    No, I mean if the limit is 150 words, and you have an eloquent 175-word response that would be ruined by the removal of 25 words, I'm inclined to let you post 175 words. Just try not to fill up the screen or anything.

    Christ, 150 words? I'm skeptical on what sort of quality is possible if the word limit is 200 words.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    saggio wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    No, I mean if the limit is 150 words, and you have an eloquent 175-word response that would be ruined by the removal of 25 words, I'm inclined to let you post 175 words. Just try not to fill up the screen or anything.

    Christ, 150 words? I'm skeptical on what sort of quality is possible if the word limit is 200 words.
    It was an example. I know 150 words isn't that much. Like I said, just try not to fill the screen.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    QUESTION: how open are the members of this forum to the use of postmodern philosophy (foucault, zizek, & c.) in debates

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm in.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    QUESTION: how open are the members of this forum to the use of postmodern philosophy (foucault, zizek, & c.) in debates

    My slight impression of Podly is that he's po-mo to a fault. Then again, he seems to be pretty much everything to a fault.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Okay, I'm in.

    But I'm handicapped by my inability to access BBC, typepad, wikipedia, and a host of other informative sites.

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  • werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    QUESTION: how open are the members of this forum to the use of postmodern philosophy (foucault, zizek, & c.) in debates

    My slight impression of Podly is that he's po-mo to a fault. Then again, he seems to be pretty much everything to a fault.

    I'd imagine the general answer is most of us dislike/disdain it, but it's a perfectly valid line of debate. I know I'd personally consider it a weak point in any argument and go after it, but that's not fundamentally different from any other school of thought.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Okay, I'm in.

    But I'm handicapped by my inability to access BBC, typepad, wikipedia, and a host of other informative sites.

    God, China sucks sometimes. What happens if you go outside and start screaming "Tiananmen Square!" over and over again?

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Nothing much, I think. It's a historical location. For like, a lot of different things.

    They're kind of a hands-off authoritarian government, most of the time.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    QUESTION: how open are the members of this forum to the use of postmodern philosophy (foucault, zizek, & c.) in debates

    I will inadvertently filibuster such lines of discussion with requests for clarification.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Only 7 so far. Guess this isn't like going 'hey, I'm hosting a Phalla' and watching forumers climb all over each other to get in on it.

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  • Not SarastroNot Sarastro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I'll go for it

    But I'm not sure how it will work with timezones - real-time replies might be a problem if they conflict, but a "within 12 hours" or such should be possible.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh well, what the hell. I'm in.

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  • jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I get the feeling this game is going to earn me a nickname along the lines of Strawman Jo.

    Meh, fuck it.

    Strawman Jo is in.

    I'll send $10 IRL to you, mtv, if you talk waterlogged into signing up and then have him support Hillary in the Hillary vs. Obama debate.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hold everything, Richy and I need to have a little... discussion about my... lack of... how you say... any fucking brains.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I remember being completely robbed when I did this with Psycho_chipmunk.

    Time for my revenge

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Okay, here's the deal.

    I will confess that I completely missed the Upcoming Games thread. Yes, I know it's on Page 1 and is 19 pages. I somehow managed to miss it. In the process, I seem to have leapfrogged the entire game list, including Richy's own debate competition which was sitting at #3 in line.

    Richy has given his blessing, stating that he's been looking for time for his competition for over a year and doesn't know when he'll have time (his is 16 teams of two). We still need Elki's word to decide if this is still on or if I must hang my head in shame.

    In the meantime, go ahead and continue sign-ups in case Elki signs off on this, just know what's been going on.

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