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a semi truck is doing laps around town
honking
constantly
holy shit either this guy is gonna drive through a house or he really fucking loves his horn
and venom just screaming 'HONK HONK' while smacking the wheel
maybe you filtered out most of the unfunny ones, because I seem to remember there being tons of those
They call me the rhymenocerous
Not because I'm fat
Not because I've got birds on my back
Because I'm horny, I'm horny
When I'm on the mic
I'm like global warming
You can't ignore me
In the bedroom I'm the gentleman
All the ladies come before me
Check your yellow pages I'm a registered rhymenaecologist
Now I'm passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus
Jemaine:
They call me the hiphop-potamus
My lyrics are bottomless
Bret (spoken)Is that it?
Jemaine(spoken)Yeah
Bret:
Sometimes my rhymes are obscene
Described as smutty, pornographic scene that's r18
They're so filthy, I feel guilty
I have to rinse my mouth out with Listerine
Like when I rap about those bitches smothered in margarine
Hahahaha
(gun sound affects)
(spoken)Sorry about that, that was a bit violent
Sorry about that one, you have a go
jemaine:
They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!
both guys:
Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy
What, what, what, why, why, why?
jemaine:
Be more constructive with your feedback
Bret:
Because I rap about reality
both guys:
Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?
Ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey-ho
bret:
Freestyle, hiphop-potamus you do some freestyling
jemaine:
I'm freestylin just on the microphone
On the bbc, on the bbc
I'm just freestylin on the bbc
Um British broadcasting company
i'm just basically making this shit up as I go along
Basically just free
Just basically from the top of my dome
Sometimes it's not so good
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners pregnant
Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches know, should know
I'm trying to correct this
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yes that has been mentioned.
Also what's with that whole Internet vs. Church of Scientology thing anyway
The global internet community is the largest body of international citizens to date. General consensus of this community says that Scientology is a bullshit extortion cult.
ron paul something something
that a band or somethin
:?:
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
French Bulldogs are the best.
i would only get a pet that stays cute when it's young and old
therein lies the problem with pandas
that and them being endangered
there I go again!
the gangstaas
but they say
i'm too white and nerdy
It is frustrating enough to make a man fight.
k-os
Beastie Boys
a few Wu tang songs
that mf doom/danger mouse cd
I wouldn't mind expanding a bit, but I can't stand songs about hos and grills
F-f-or...his right?
To party?
and beastie boys i guess but i don't listen to them
myspace.com/posisruiningmylife
what is your stance on trouncing fake-ass bitches
what of the snitchery?