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Tales of Game's Studios Presents: Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
DiscoZombie
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There hasn't been a thread on this sucker yet, has there? ps: I stole this OP from another forum =d
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F1cOvZ3nS8
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
- Game fully playable in both English and Al Bhed.
- Riveting story that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. See the Post-Cyberpocalypse like you’ve never seen it before.
- Beautiful soundtrack composed by none other than Nobuo Uematsu exclusively for BSU&J:G!
- Block paragraphs about basketball monsters.
A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem basketball once and for all in:
Tales of Game's Studios Presents Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
This is seriously one of the funniest and best RPGs of 2008 so far. The storyline is absolutely goofy and satirical, it plays out just like a Final Fantasy game, except...it's about basketball. PLUS, the combat in the game isn't too stale. It's not just ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. Like, really, give this game a try. You'll enjoy it, I promise.
Download Link 1
Download Link 2
Download Link 3
Controls
z - action
x - run and cancel
c - start
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F1cOvZ3nS8
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
- Game fully playable in both English and Al Bhed.
- Riveting story that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. See the Post-Cyberpocalypse like you’ve never seen it before.
- Beautiful soundtrack composed by none other than Nobuo Uematsu exclusively for BSU&J:G!
- Block paragraphs about basketball monsters.
A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem basketball once and for all in:
Tales of Game's Studios Presents Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
This is seriously one of the funniest and best RPGs of 2008 so far. The storyline is absolutely goofy and satirical, it plays out just like a Final Fantasy game, except...it's about basketball. PLUS, the combat in the game isn't too stale. It's not just ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. Like, really, give this game a try. You'll enjoy it, I promise.
Download Link 1
Download Link 2
Download Link 3
Controls
z - action
x - run and cancel
c - start
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That is both hilarious and awesome.
I've been meaning to try this for a while, but I never got around to it.
I might, yet. :P
Now that I'm free of the shackles of overdue assignments, I am going to play this.
yeah, the game's creators come from this forum:
http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=68488.0
but I actually heard about it on this forum:
http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=103679
which is where I spend most of my time lurking =d
but seriously, the game is soo awesome. It must be the only amateur game I've ever invested more than like 10 minutes in. Spent a full 4+ hours beating it, and was cracking up all the way through...
And Space Jam is actually a PART OF HISTORY.
I can't see how the "novelty can wear off"
I was dicking around in the music folder, and found that for the Vincetron boss music the artist is labelled "jesus christ the guy from deep purple sang this".
And finally...
"Applebottoms."
"Anything else?"
"Only applebottoms."