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Roll stats for the Jesus and the Anti-Christ

HembotHembot Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
I figure Jesus would look something like this:

he was a carpenter after all...
Str 16
he was a carpenter and no mention of lost digits
Dex 14
Can't forge a world of followers without being sharp!
Int 16
He said a lot of wise things even if I don't agree with the bible all that much.
Wis 20
I'm not sure if people loved him more or what his wisdom taught. I'm gonna wing it with:
Cha 14

Starting Equipment:
Chisel x1
Hammer x1
White Robes +1 vs. evil


Anti-Christ
Is it me or is every depiction of a human bodied anti-Christ pretty frail?
Str 8
In general my experience with goth kids is they aren't very athletic but they have an aptitude for music. I bet Damian rocks the electric guitar.
Dex 20
Since Satan's his father you figure he went to Harvard or some other top law school.
Int 18
Seeing as how his dad never really wins the universe you'd think he'd take the hint and try not being the anti-Christ by siding with the big G.
Wis 10
Up close and personal he can probably trick you into thinking he cares. This requires some form of empathy but could be enhanced by the occasional intelligence roll. I'm not sure he could pull off a Braveheart speech like Mel Gibson could.
Cha 9

Starting Equipment:
Pen x1
Parchment x1
Black silk trousers x1
Black silk shirt x1
Red silk handkerchief x1

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited January 2008
    I think you're missing the point of rolling dice.

    Not to mention a number of other things, but let's start there.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Doesn't this go in oDaM (or CF or whatever they're calling it these days)?

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    If you expand it to other famous people this thread may get interesting.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I think SE would be better.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wouldn't Jesus be... you know, all 20's?

    Strength- got out of a tomb after three days.
    Dexterity- walked on water.
    Intelligence- is God going to make his kid stupid?
    Wisdom- Well, at least you got that one.
    Charisma- people build churches, so they may go worship him. That's like a 30 or something.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was going to say something cute here, but Aroduc already said pretty much everything worth saying.

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    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What about Laser Jesus?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    This thread is going places!

    Places like locksville!

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Good company, there.

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