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Ahh verily did we say the mods were kind and benevolent, and how quickly they turned us into cat fuckers.
I think that if you look into your heart of hearts you will find that you were always a cat-fucker, Preach.
Well it's getting a bit hard to explain to the doctor why I keep getting such deep scratches on my inner thighs.
ur doin it rong.
Well fellow cat fucker what is the correct method of fucking the cat? I mean I usually set the thing in the rape harness and starting pounding that pussy like OJ Simpson on a white girl.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I dunno about fucking cats. I mean I guess if a girl wanted to wear cat-ears during sex once I probably wouldn't stop her, but I think that's as close as I get.
I don't think it would translate. You know that Chinese girls are all sideways down there, right?
o_O :roll: Well at least you got my nationality right.
And the key to not getting injured by a cat is to start out gently. Scratch him/her under his/her chin and behind his/her ears, and he/she will be purring in no time and be in a mood to play.
Well I always like the flavor of my bloody lips when they got cracked from the cold and I was like, whats the best way to get blood without causing myself injury...
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Well I always like the flavor of my bloody lips when they got cracked from the cold and I was like, whats the best way to get blood without causing myself injury...
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What's amatter? None of you dudes ever got your red wings?
Judging from the context, I'd probably regret googling this, so can you just tell me what red wings are? Also, what's rickrolling?
Well depending on your source, it's either breaking in a virgin, or eating out a virgin after you broke her in, or eating a woman on her communist china.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Well I always like the flavor of my bloody lips when they got cracked from the cold and I was like, whats the best way to get blood without causing myself injury...
Oh, that's a little bit gross. I wonder why it's called red wings.
So? What about rickrolling? Edit: That's it? How bad can that be?
Oh, that's a little bit gross. I wonder why it's called red wings.
The blood smears around on the legs and presumably takes on the appearance of wings.
Huh. I guess I could believe that. The only other thing I'd heard that sounded like it is the "bloody eagle," which I learned about through the History Channel. It's when you open up someone's back and disconnect the ribs from the spine so you can pull the lungs out through the back, so the lungs look like bloody wings.
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Well I always like the flavor of my bloody lips when they got cracked from the cold and I was like, whats the best way to get blood without causing myself injury...
Oh, that's a little bit gross. I wonder why it's called red wings.
So? What about rickrolling? Edit: That's it? How bad can that be?
Well when you are expecting the latest britney spears no underware video, seeing Mr. Astleys face is very alarming.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Oh, that's a little bit gross. I wonder why it's called red wings.
The blood smears around on the legs and presumably takes on the appearance of wings.
Huh. I guess I could believe that. The only other thing I'd heard that sounded like it is the "bloody eagle," which I learned about through the History Channel. It's when you open up someone's back and disconnect the ribs from the spine so you can pull the lungs out through the back, so the lungs look like bloody wings.
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Man, soldiers were so much more hardcore in the past.
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Well fellow cat fucker what is the correct method of fucking the cat? I mean I usually set the thing in the rape harness and starting pounding that pussy like OJ Simpson on a white girl.
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o_O :roll: Well at least you got my nationality right.
And the key to not getting injured by a cat is to start out gently. Scratch him/her under his/her chin and behind his/her ears, and he/she will be purring in no time and be in a mood to play.
What about with you? I've got cat ears...
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Oh God I love it mmmph mmmmph
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Depends on what kind of blood, like take for instance, lamb's blood works great.
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Also, I know you're Chinese and not Korean, Irene. Your head is not nearly large enough.
Oh I dunno. You'd have to ask whoever's in charge of that.
What? You mean to say there are actually people who believe that?
Well I always like the flavor of my bloody lips when they got cracked from the cold and I was like, whats the best way to get blood without causing myself injury...
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Tube?
Judging from the context, I'd probably regret googling this, so can you just tell me what red wings are? Also, what's rickrolling?
I guess they must - I mean like I said somehow I hear that every once in a while.
I'm amused that I can't decide which of these is funnier to me that you don't know.
Rickrolling: linking somebody to a video of Rick Astley singing ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’
Well depending on your source, it's either breaking in a virgin, or eating out a virgin after you broke her in, or eating a woman on her communist china.
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Oh, that's a little bit gross. I wonder why it's called red wings.
So? What about rickrolling? Edit: That's it? How bad can that be?
Huh. I guess I could believe that. The only other thing I'd heard that sounded like it is the "bloody eagle," which I learned about through the History Channel. It's when you open up someone's back and disconnect the ribs from the spine so you can pull the lungs out through the back, so the lungs look like bloody wings.
Well when you are expecting the latest britney spears no underware video, seeing Mr. Astleys face is very alarming.
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Well I am sure there are contexts for it, but in a way even straight dudes get turned on by their own penis's.
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Man, soldiers were so much more hardcore in the past.
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