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Oh, the OUTRAGE!

WolandWoland Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
The creators of this rage-blog around which we so willingly buzz (like bees) have been very harsh to the PS3 in the past, often for good reason. However, about four months ago they joined the whole of the internet in a mass molt of skepticism to REJOICE in the Factor 5 game White Knight Chronicles. Since then we, the expectant proletariat of net-news consumers, have heard nothing of this Messianic game, sent to save our very cell processors. Why is it - I ASK WHY? - have the hate-slingers of this artful outrage chosen to wait patiently for more news when NOTHING is forthcoming? We have come to count on the dutiful anger of the warriors of short-attention-span to voice and magnify our lack of patience to the greater world! Where is the cry for this savior? Have we not waited four months already? Isn't that long enough?
That's long enough!

Damnit, Gabe and Tycho, I want to see a cartoon about what the hell happened to White Knight Chronicles!



Oh, and, thank you.

Woland on

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    It's a good thing Gabe and Tycho read the forums on a daily basis.

    Except they don't.

    Ever.

    Satan. on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    It's a good thing Gabe and Tycho read the forums on a daily basis.

    Except they don't.

    Ever.

    This isn't even the right part of the board.

    Couscous on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Remember, kids - Reading Is Fundamental.

    Especially those threads marked "forum rules".

    AngelHedgie on
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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    It's a good thing Gabe and Tycho read the forums on a daily basis.

    Except they don't.

    Ever.

    This isn't even the right part of the board.
    I mean, I guess it's discourse.

    Satan. on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    It's a good thing Gabe and Tycho read the forums on a daily basis.

    Except they don't.

    Ever.

    This isn't even the right part of the board.
    I mean, I guess it's discourse.

    In much the same way getting ripped off is intercourse.

    AngelHedgie on
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  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Also, the writing was shit. Learn to use readable syntax.

    MrMister on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Woland wrote: »
    Why is it - I ASK WHY? -
    Absolutely my favorite bit.

    Oh, and Woland? Welcome to D&D!

    Satan. on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Satan your sig needs more cowboy hat.

    But mine needs more nipples.

    We should combine like voltron.

    gObama!

    Edit: and I realize that Satan has some sort of sig rotating voodoo.

    Boy is my face red.

    Lock please.

    TL DR on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You know, normally this thread would be locked by the fifth post. Guess the mods are too busy getting ready for the Super Bowl parties they're hosting.

    AngelHedgie on
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  • Mort sur la rueMort sur la rue __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Not only do Tycho and Gabe not read the forums, but they don't even give a shit about the forums. They have said straight up that they don't care what the fuck happens to us because we make them 0 money, and in the end we are just a drain on their pockets. We are just here because every other website out there has forums.

    Also, they have in the past repeatedly insulted forumers in their news posts saying we are one of the worst things about the internet, and that we can't change anything, and that we are right up there with bloggers and other crap.

    Simply put, Tycho and Gabe hate us, and they hate forums. They will never ever come here for anything. They believe that we are beneath them, and we will just be pieces of shit all our lives.

    Mort sur la rue on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Satan your sig needs more cowboy hat.

    But mine needs more nipples.

    We should combine like voltron.

    gObama!

    Edit: and I realize that Satan has some sort of sig rotating voodoo.

    Boy is my face red.

    Lock please.
    Yeah, fightingfilipino made a rotating sig awesomeness. Just drop in this code in your sigbox:

    [PHP]rotate.php[/PHP]

    Satan. on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Not only do Tycho and Gabe not read the forums, but they don't even give a shit about the forums. They have said straight up that they don't care what the fuck happens to us because we make them 0 money, and in the end we are just a drain on their pockets. We are just here because every other website out there has forums.

    Also, they have in the past repeatedly insulted forumers in their news posts saying we are one of the worst things about the internet, and that we can't change anything, and that we are right up there with bloggers and other crap.

    Simply put, Tycho and Gabe hate us, and they hate forums. They will never ever come here for anything. They believe that we are beneath them, and we will just be pieces of shit all our lives.

    You got this from a couple posts where they admitted that they couldn't make sense of the forums? Posts made years ago?

    MKR on
  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Woland wrote: »
    mass molt of skepticism
    Someone learned a new word!
    You know, normally this thread would be locked by the fifth post. Guess the mods are too busy getting ready for the Super Bowl parties they're hosting.
    Damn mods and their big tvs, and their friends . . .

    Andrew_Jay on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2008
    Greetings, ladies and you other types. I'll be your standin moderator for tonight.

    Echo on
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