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Valentine's Day - I Choo Choo Choose You!

MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
edited February 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
...and there's a picture of a train!!

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Ok so Valentine's Day is a pretty terrible holiday, right? Why do we need a special holiday to say "I love you" to our loved ones? Man can't you buy your girl flowers any old day?

Sure, but here's a day that's giving you an excuse to do that kind of sappy romantic stuff you normally don't think of, or put off, or forget, or whatever. And if you aren't in a relationship or whatever, why not use it as an excuse to send a card to your mom, or your friends, or whomever?

Or just don't worry about it and enjoy the chocolate sales the day afterward like VC does.


This thread is for:
  • Funny romantic stories
  • Tales of elementary school when you had to bring valentines for everyone! Even the stinky kids
  • Sexy times that were procured through Valentine's Day shenanigans or romantic shenanigans (if you are down with sharing sexy times without explicit details we don't need to hear THANKS)
  • Ranting about how chocolate is awesome

This thread is not for:
  • Boo hoo this holiday is dumb (WE KNOW IT IS ALREADY)
  • Stupid, pointless, angst about your romantic life



If you want to remove the holiday aspect of it, this is a thread about ROMANCE and how it plays out in our relationships. I'm sorry if you don't have a relationship that involves romance right now. I hope you have one soon.


In conclusion:
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(See them all at: http://www.brandonbird.com/svutines_1.jpg)

And furthermore:
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Thanks Elki!

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh my god Law & Order valentines! My entire week has just been made.

    One of the nicest V-day things that Mr. DG ever did for me was back in college when I was teaching a college chemistry lab. My lab ran from 7-10 PM, which ruled out any V-day dinner or date; so, since Mr. DG's huge groupwork project for his chemical engineering course was due that morning, he was going to go with his classmates on a huge-ass bar crawl.

    So I was pretty surprised when I got home at 10:25 and there was a little picnic set up in my living room! He had gotten a checkered cloth from somewhere, set up candles, bought me fancy wine glasses as a present, and rigged up a bottle of red wine and (store-bought; the boy cannot cook to save his life) tiramisu. (He'd left the bar-crawl way early and our good friend drove him around to run tiramisu-related errands.)

    He was pretty tipsy still and fell asleep while I was chowing down on tiramisu, though. With tiramisu-goo on his face. <3

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2008
    Yeah Frankie would love those svulentines.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh and I should probably mentioned that I am totally biased in favor of V-day lovey-dovey/cheesy romance because I got engaged on V-day 2 years ago. :P

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    haha <3s for the OP and the SVUtines, sooo good.

    anyway, this Valentine's Day I have the interesting situation of having two separate special ladies. my plan is thus:
    Lady A and I are going to a nice hotel this weekend. Originally I had planned to schedule it for the day before Valentine's Day, but it turned out this was more convienent.

    I am taking Lady B to a pretty nice restaurant (not like, super super fancy, but nice) on v-day, and I am getting her flowers (sunflowers are her favorite) and chocolates (from Moonstruck, if you're familiar).

    I've tried really hard to balance the things. On the one hand, technically I will be spending more money on Lady A -- the hotel room is like 250 dollars, it has a really nice big soaking tub, it's just generally kick ass. It's at the Hotel Vintage Plaza in Portland, if anyone is familiar.

    On the other hand, I will be spending more time on the actual day itself with Lady B, and I will be getting her prezzies and things like that. I will probably pick up some roses for Lady A on the day of, also, and hang out with her for a while, but we'll see.

    Anyway, Valentine's Day might go horribly wrong for me, but I'm trying my hardest to make it work.

    Edit: I hope I don't sound like an asshole in this post. I don't mean to say that my time is worth x amount of money, or that someone spending more money on someone means you like them more. It's mainly that I'm trying to craft different experiences for the two people involved but not make it seem unbalanced. *shrug*

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    When I was getting together with my college boyfriend around Valentine's Day, he drove down to Ann Arbor to get me then we went back up to Traverse City and were staying at a house he was house-sitting. He had to go work at Red Lobster all day so I sat around watching TV. When he came back he was all stinky from working in the kitchen but he had saved me a potato shaped like a heart that he had come across while prepping. I saved it for a long time.


    Also I would like to point out that the Cadbury chocolate eggs (the ones with the candied shell) are so goddamn good, like god DAMN.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Valentine's day used to be like a second Halloween for me. Lots of candy, etc.

    Think I might give my weeaboo friends pictures of trucks with M&M packets stapled to them or something.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2008
    By AC's beavertron.
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    ^^ by somebody else ^^

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    So, I really suck at this holiday.

    My girlfriend made me promise to get nothing big for her (check, I'm broke right now). She's totally the creative one. On one of our month anniversaries (six maybe?) she gave me a binder that she made into a book called 100 reasons I love you.

    See, I can't come up with ideas like that. This year though I have to be creative. Anyone have some good suggestions for a direction or place to start? If someone knows of The Office themed stuff a la the Law and Order: SVU valentines in the OP, that would totally rock.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Satan: Macaroni picture Heart.

    If nothing else, she will giggle.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I don't really have any good romantic stories. Probably the best story I have would be about that one time, about 5 years ago, my boyfriend and I broke up for 4 hours. Which actually isn't much of a story, come to think of it.

    I have to say, though, I get a little miffed when people are like "Oh Valentines day is such a retarded Hallmark conspiracy." What's wrong with setting aside a day to celebrate someone you love? Because God knows that you're only human, and are thus likely to take someone special for granted, just because you're together all the time. The only reason people don't say the same thing about Mother's Day is because it's not fashionable.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    So, I really suck at this holiday.

    My girlfriend made me promise to get nothing big for her (check, I'm broke right now). She's totally the creative one. On one of our month anniversaries (six maybe?) she gave me a binder that she made into a book called 100 reasons I love you.

    See, I can't come up with ideas like that. This year though I have to be creative. Anyone have some good suggestions for a direction or place to start? If someone knows of The Office themed stuff a la the Law and Order: SVU valentines in the OP, that would totally rock.

    Oh yeah, once I got a blank hand-made journal and some glitter pens and made my boyfriend a love-coupon book. He used one of the "Take out the trash" coupons to make me take out the trash in the snow :P

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Satan: Macaroni picture Heart.

    If nothing else, she will giggle.
    I do have macaroni. I don't have glue but I can procure it.

    That's not a bad idea!

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I don't really have any good romantic stories. Probably the best story I have would be about that one time, about 5 years ago, my boyfriend and I broke up for 4 hours. Which actually isn't much of a story, come to think of it.

    Holy crap I did that too! Not on Valentine's Day, although kind of close to it.
    Kind of REALLY close to it, considering we got engaged ON IT THAT YEAR. :oops:

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    For V-Day I'm going to send everyone e-valentines that turn out to be rickrolls. Then I'm going to watch MST3K and cry to myself.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Satan: Macaroni picture Heart.

    If nothing else, she will giggle.
    I do have macaroni. I don't have glue but I can procure it.

    That's not a bad idea!

    Hand made stuff is always great. If you can't find Office-themed valentines, just make some yourself!

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    My and my girl Mary are going to have a blast, we're going to go heckle people at bars and then watch movies or play videogames or something.

    Edit: Or maybe not heckle people, probably just get trashed.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I got my boyfriend some Jim Gaffigan and Demetri Martin CDs and DVDs for Vday. I asked him to get me the new Dynasty Warriors game.

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    This thread is not for:
    • Boo hoo this holiday is dumb (WE KNOW IT IS ALREADY)
    • Stupid, pointless, angst about your romantic life

    Can I rave about the lack of it?

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    ege02 wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    This thread is not for:
    • Boo hoo this holiday is dumb (WE KNOW IT IS ALREADY)
    • Stupid, pointless, angst about your romantic life

    Can I rave about the lack of it?

    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes.


    But you must also post a funny valentine picture.

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  • JenosavelJenosavel Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm making a special heart-shaped, Red Velvet cake for my guy this year (though honestly, I think I'm more excited about eating it than he is). We both tend to be a little on the health-nut side so I've devised a way (after much tasty experimentation) of using beets to bring out the beautiful red color without any food coloring.

    It's kind of simple and nerdy, but then, that's what we are so it all works out in the end.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The Velvet cake is actually supposed to be made with beets so that works. :P

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Satan: Macaroni picture Heart.

    If nothing else, she will giggle.
    I do have macaroni. I don't have glue but I can procure it.

    That's not a bad idea!

    Hand made stuff is always great. If you can't find Office-themed valentines, just make some yourself!
    Yeah, I'm already loading up episodes and taking screencaps.

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  • Mort sur la rueMort sur la rue __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Of all the days in the year, I hate this one the most.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    In years past I've had bad timing, such that I don't actually have a girl on Valentine's Day, so I would typically hang out with my best friend who also happens to be an ex-girlfriend. We'd just go to dinner, maybe see a movie, and just hang out and have a good time.

    Now that we're at different colleges I won't be able to do that, and unless something changes radically in the next few days, I won't have anybody to spend V-Day with. I don't mind though. I still enjoy the day, though I'm not sure whether it's because deep down I'm a hopeless romantic or because I just love chocolate SO MUCH. And you never know, there's always a chance someone has their eye on you (even if they don't know it yet ;-)).

    Hell, if my V-Day consists of sitting down with a shitload of food and watching Casablanca, I won't consider it a total loss.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Satan. wrote: »

    Yeah, I'm already loading up episodes and taking screencaps.

    Collage?

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Medo wrote:
    Hand made stuff is always great. If you can't find Office-themed valentines, just make some yourself!
    Yeah, I'm already loading up episodes and taking screencaps.

    Collage?
    Nah, I'm just going to put some text over the image in a non-important place. Like Dwight looking retarded and some witty comment.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    my valentine's days have generally been low key so far - maybe cause we're both men.

    When I was still single and horribly bitter I went out with a friend of mine for a "still single" valentine's day brunch. Although the next month I started a now 3 year long relationship so huh

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I hate you Medo

    all the hookers are booked for V day too

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  • JenosavelJenosavel Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    The Velvet cake is actually supposed to be made with beets so that works. :P

    I've heard that the real chefs out there and what not all use beets, but you'd never know it by the recipes available, which tend to just pour on the food coloring in massive quantities. :P

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    For the most part Valentine's day is rather negitive for me
    Who would have figured out these
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    Would have caused the so much trouble

    I don't feel like talking about it because it shows that I did something very dumb one day and reacted in a stupid way to a question

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  • ConvaelConvael Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    My birthday is on Valentine's Day so I get to be alone on my birthday and the most romantic day of the year all at once!

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Best Valentine's Day event evar:

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    The annual San Francisco pillow fight! Over 1,000 people showed up to last year's. :)

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I hate you Medo

    all the hookers are booked for V day too

    Look you have to make reservations early ok?

    Just like at a fine dining establishment

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  • Rabid_LlamaRabid_Llama Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am trying to think of a Weighted Companion Cube themed valentine and struggling.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I have to say, though, I get a little miffed when people are like "Oh Valentines day is such a retarded Hallmark conspiracy." What's wrong with setting aside a day to celebrate someone you love?

    Valentine's Day is not a day set aside to celebrate someone you love. That's a misconception. It's a day set aside for emotionally scarred single people to find another broken single person to have angry, drunken, mediocre sex with; and then the next day, after crawling out of bed and calling in sick with a severe hangover, you drag yourself to the supermarket to buy out their stock of 75% off chocolate candies and gorge yourself sick. Because sex, like chocolate, is still good even when it's slightly bitter.

    That is the true meaning of Valentine's Day.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    My best V-day involved me getting shitfaced and paying an 80-year old hooker to let me cry in her wrinkly old STD-ridden lap.

    It was AWESOME! :D

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Feral how is that different from like, every day?

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Feral how is that different from like, every day?

    Candy isn't 75% off at Safeway every day.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Best Valentine's Day event evar:

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    The annual San Francisco pillow fight! Over 1,000 people showed up to last year's. :)

    Awwww!

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This thread is not for:

    * Boo hoo this holiday is dumb (WE KNOW IT IS ALREADY)
    * Stupid, pointless, angst about your romantic life


    Well that's rude. I did come up with an awesome gift idea though.

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