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[Chat]: You're all a bunch of miserable little shits

HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
edited February 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
Chat here, you wretched cunts. I hope Tube bans the lot of you.

Except Elkamil. <3 ;-)

Also: Zen's mom is a whore.

Hacksaw on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Fuck hacksaw. He'd make it about pudding fucking or something.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Fuck hacksaw. He'd make it about pudding fucking or something.
    No, I'd make it about you having sex with your mom. Much more interesting.

    Hacksaw on
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Fuck hacksaw. He'd make it about pudding fucking or something.
    No, I'd make it about you having sex with your mom. Much more interesting.

    I expect you to deliver on this.

    Church on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    "Hacksaw's big [chat]" would have been better

    Medopine on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I love strawberries, but I've been finding seeds in my teeth for the past eight hours.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2008
    I don't put any effort into these titles, because I expect them to be changed.

    Elki on
    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    someday, Oboro will take a [chat]

    someday

    I should have had this one, if I was paying attention :(

    Oboro on
    words
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't put any effort into these titles, because I expect them to be changed.
    You're the best person in the world. Don't ever change.

    Hacksaw on
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I can't find a good spot to strike the earth in the new version of Dwarf Fortress. I'm sure I'll find the Holy Grail of sites eventually, but goddamn, every world I make seems to be sparse. :(

    Rear Admiral Choco on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    "Hacksaw's big [chat]" would have been better
    I styled the thread after how I perceive Tube's general attitude to be. I like it this way.

    Hacksaw on
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.

    or do you only use your huge dick?

    Greeper on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.
    Your dick is a magic wand; use it to cast a spell on them.

    Hacksaw on
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    "Hacksaw's big [chat]" would have been better
    I styled the thread after how I perceive Tube's general attitude to be. I like it this way.

    "Chat here you wretched cunts" seems like an awfully nice thing for Tube to say.

    Church on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.
    Your dick is a magic wand; use it to cast a spell on them.
    You're full of empty promises, vis a vie blowjobs.

    Satan. on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.
    Your dick is a magic wand; use it to cast a spell on them.

    l get the feeling you are not being serious

    Greeper on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    "Hacksaw's big [chat]" would have been better
    I styled the thread after how I perceive Tube's general attitude to be. I like it this way.

    "Chat here you wretched cunts" seems like an awfully nice thing for Tube to say.
    Tube's been a lot nicer of late. I'm not sure why.

    Hacksaw on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.

    or do you only use your huge dick?

    Have you ever seen those old cartoons where cavemen court cavewomen? Fucking thing's like a cudgel.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Wow, this newest Tostitos commercial is retarded.

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.
    Your dick is a magic wand; use it to cast a spell on them.

    l get the feeling you are not being serious
    I get the feeling that your dick is not magical enough to woo women.

    Hacksaw on
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.

    or do you only use your huge dick?

    That depends on how... What's the word... Stupid? No... Well, close enough. Depends on how stupid she is.

    Church on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.
    Your dick is a magic wand; use it to cast a spell on them.

    l get the feeling you are not being serious
    I get the feeling that your dick is not magical enough to woo women.

    Sir, it is not. Were it, i wouldn't need advice.

    Greeper on
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.

    or do you only use your huge dick?

    That depends on how... What's the word... Stupid? No... Well, close enough. Depends on how stupid she is.

    christian fundie stupid.

    Greeper on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.
    Your dick is a magic wand; use it to cast a spell on them.

    l get the feeling you are not being serious
    I get the feeling that your dick is not magical enough to woo women.

    Sir, it is not. Were it, i wouldn't need advice.
    Get your dick enchanted. Worked for me.

    Hacksaw on
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.
    Your dick is a magic wand; use it to cast a spell on them.
    You're full of empty promises, vis a vie blowjobs.

    Vis a vis.

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Get your dick enchanted. Worked for me.

    How many Nexus crystals did that take?

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Get your dick enchanted. Worked for me.

    How many Nexus crystals did that take?
    I am ashamed by the fact that I get this joke.

    So ashamed.

    Hacksaw on
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.
    Your dick is a magic wand; use it to cast a spell on them.
    You're full of empty promises, vis a vie blowjobs.

    Vis a vis.

    Look who's talking Ms. "vice versa".

    --

    Greeper: Not worth wooing. Seriously.

    Church on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Get your dick enchanted. Worked for me.

    How many Nexus crystals did that take?
    I am ashamed by the fact that I get this joke.

    So ashamed.

    Piercings are just painful sockets.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah probably not. My feelings are irrational and uncontrollable.

    Greeper on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Fuck hacksaw. He'd make it about pudding fucking or something.
    No, I'd make it about you having sex with your mom. Much more interesting.

    I expect you to deliver on this.

    And he doesn't.

    What a fucking fat loser.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This chat is weak. My chat would have been much better.
    I kicks the mad [chat] so get off the frankfurter

    Sami on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Fuck hacksaw. He'd make it about pudding fucking or something.
    No, I'd make it about you having sex with your mom. Much more interesting.

    I expect you to deliver on this.

    And he doesn't.

    What a fucking fat loser.
    Your mom doesn't seem to mind.

    Hacksaw on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I still say my bunny chat was up there with the greats. So cute.

    As a side note, I have a bunny sitting in my lap.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Get your dick enchanted. Worked for me.

    How many Nexus crystals did that take?
    I am ashamed by the fact that I get this joke.

    So ashamed.

    At least it didn't require nethers...

    Medopine on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    This chat is weak. My chat would have been much better.
    I kicks the mad [chat] so get off the frankfurter

    alt: Here's a funky introduction of how [chat] I am.

    Sami on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    This chat is weak. My chat would have been much better.
    I kicks the mad [chat] so get off the frankfurter

    I'll give you one so Tube could immediately lock it.

    Elki on
    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Get your dick enchanted. Worked for me.

    How many Nexus crystals did that take?
    I am ashamed by the fact that I get this joke.

    So ashamed.

    At least it didn't require nethers...
    I'm shaking my head right now.

    Shaking it in shame.

    Hacksaw on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    hacksaw gimme advice on how to woo women.
    Your dick is a magic wand; use it to cast a spell on them.
    You're full of empty promises, vis a vie blowjobs.

    Vis a vis.
    Yeah, filthy typo.

    Satan. on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Why is Tube locking shit? Another lonely day at the office?

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Y'know what? Fuck it, Church is right.

    Greeper on
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