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PlutocracyPlutocracy regular
edited February 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
So Kosovo's Prime Minister Hashim Thaci has vowed to declare independence from Serbia within the next few days.

The US and most EU states are preparing to recognise Kosovo quickly and a civilian police and justice mission for Kosovo is expected to be given the go-ahead by EU member states on Monday. These include supervision by an international presence; limited armed forces; strong provisions for Serb minority protection; commitment to multi-ethnic democracy; and neither Kosovo nor any part of it will be allowed to join another country. There is apparently a festive mood in the capital, with people thronging the streets and flags flying everywhere, although perhaps understandably the mood among the remaining 100,000-plus Serbs of Kosovo is very different.

Serbia and Russia strongly oppose the move and Serbia has threatened to use diplomatic and economic measures against Kosovo, though it has ruled out using force. Moscow believes Kosovo would set a precedent. There is little difference, according to the Kremlin, between the separatism of Kosovo and the ambitions of pro-Russian areas such as Abkhazia and South Ossetia in Georgia and Trans-Dniester in Moldova.

So is this a case of defending people's right to self-determination?

Will Russia use this as justification in future attempts to claim sovereignty over regions it has it's eyes on?

Should there be more emphasis being placed on the practical implications this will actually have on the people in the region?

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  • Gnome-InterruptusGnome-Interruptus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Speaking from a country where large portions want to secede from the federation(I'm looking at you Quebec and BC/Alberta), I am generally opposed to this.

    The new country wont be able to stand on its own finacially, economically, militarily, etc etc. They wont have their own currency or education system. They wont have their tax system in place. Its doubtful they will even have their own version of a constitution or charter of rights.

    It always reminds me of Petopia from Family Guy, they think they want it now, but then when they have it they will eventually think its too much work, and they will constantly complain that the country they just stole territory from isnt supporting them with their infrastructure etc any more.

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Speaking from a country where large portions want to secede from the federation(I'm looking at you Quebec and BC/Alberta), I am generally opposed to this.

    That is more then a little exaggeration there.

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  • zakkielzakkiel Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Speaking from a country where large portions want to secede from the federation(I'm looking at you Quebec and BC/Alberta), I am generally opposed to this.

    The new country wont be able to stand on its own finacially, economically, militarily, etc etc. They wont have their own currency or education system. They wont have their tax system in place. Its doubtful they will even have their own version of a constitution or charter of rights.

    It always reminds me of Petopia from Family Guy, they think they want it now, but then when they have it they will eventually think its too much work, and they will constantly complain that the country they just stole territory from isnt supporting them with their infrastructure etc any more.

    You're comparing Kosovo to Quebec here? Who gets to be the Canadian Milosevic?

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  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    zakkiel wrote: »
    Speaking from a country where large portions want to secede from the federation(I'm looking at you Quebec and BC/Alberta), I am generally opposed to this.

    The new country wont be able to stand on its own finacially, economically, militarily, etc etc. They wont have their own currency or education system. They wont have their tax system in place. Its doubtful they will even have their own version of a constitution or charter of rights.

    It always reminds me of Petopia from Family Guy, they think they want it now, but then when they have it they will eventually think its too much work, and they will constantly complain that the country they just stole territory from isnt supporting them with their infrastructure etc any more.

    You're comparing Kosovo to Quebec here? Who gets to be the Canadian Milosevic?

    well, kosovo operates pretty much completley independently from serbia. Obviously it's exactly like Quebec/Canada.

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  • saggiosaggio Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    zakkiel wrote: »
    Speaking from a country where large portions want to secede from the federation(I'm looking at you Quebec and BC/Alberta), I am generally opposed to this.

    The new country wont be able to stand on its own finacially, economically, militarily, etc etc. They wont have their own currency or education system. They wont have their tax system in place. Its doubtful they will even have their own version of a constitution or charter of rights.

    It always reminds me of Petopia from Family Guy, they think they want it now, but then when they have it they will eventually think its too much work, and they will constantly complain that the country they just stole territory from isnt supporting them with their infrastructure etc any more.

    You're comparing Kosovo to Quebec here? Who gets to be the Canadian Milosevic?

    Jacques Parizeau?
    :P

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah, I'm gonna say secede. Didn't an ultra-nationalist party just win in Serbia? I know that if I were a Kosovar that remotely valued my life, I'd rather not be around for that shit.

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  • wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm gonna say secede. Didn't an ultra-nationalist party just win in Serbia? I know that if I were a Kosovar that remotely valued my life, I'd rather not be around for that shit.

    Ding Ding Ding.
    And that also provides the motivation to the Country of Kosovo to get their ass moving on building a self-supporting infrastructure. Or be re-gobbled and persecuted. The choice is theirs.

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I believe that while secession is in Kosovo's best interests, it will still be quite a test on their infrastructure and economy. Without Serbia to support them they'll really have to step up to improve the quality of life in that country, or Serbia will just send troops in, claiming it's trying to calm a situation before it spirals out of control., Same song, different dance.

    I think the Kosovars need to start cultivating some immediate relationships with the wealthier nations in the EU before they announce their independance. That way they'll have trade agreements and military allies right out of the gate.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am in favour of succession in this case but I'm just one guy. The real test is if a significant proportion of the world's countries recognise the state as being a state. Generally in international law there are a couple of points that must be meet before a country is a country - 1) Competence - does the state control what it purports to be it's territory? 2) Recognition - Is it recognised as being a country by other country (there might be a third bit but I forget).

    There are a few examples of countries that have the former but not the latter, so are either not deemed to be a state or sit in some weird half way state. Examples of such would be Somalialand, Punt, Chechnia for a bit and of course Taiwan. Although Taiwan is more of a country than most, sort of

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I believe that while secession is in Kosovo's best interests, it will still be quite a test on their infrastructure and economy. Without Serbia to support them they'll really have to step up to improve the quality of life in that country, or Serbia will just send troops in, claiming it's trying to calm a situation before it spirals out of control., Same song, different dance.

    I think the Kosovars need to start cultivating some immediate relationships with the wealthier nations in the EU before they announce their independance. That way they'll have trade agreements and military allies right out of the gate.

    Well, fortunately, NATO still has a presence in Kosovo. Or, at least the US Military does (Task Force Eagle, I believe they call it, but I can't recall). The chances of Serbia being able to pull that kind of crap is thus reduced.

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  • widowsonwidowson Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    If Luxembourg and Liechtenstein can pull it of, Kosovo should be fine.

    Beats the hell out of another war in the Balkins; the Czechoslovakia solution works for me, so long as a solid majority of the poeple approve, 2/3rd sounds nice.

    After what the Serbs did in Kosovo, I doubt the Kosovars will think twice about their decision.

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  • ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I don't think you can exactly call this "the Czechoslovakia solution". It's not going to be velvet.

    Personally I'm most interested in the new flag they'll be unveiling.

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  • widowsonwidowson Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I don't think you can exactly call this "the Czechoslovakia solution". It's not going to be velvet.

    Personally I'm most interested in the new flag they'll be unveiling.

    I'll clarify.

    The Czechs parted peacefully; both sides realized that they were not going to stay together because of the two disparate ethnicities.

    That works, for me.

    The reason the Serbs want to hold on to Kosovo has little to do with demographics, but because of national pride; some battle they actually *lost* there centuries ago that opened the door for Ottoman Conquest.

    Yeah, it's wierd, but scroll to the bottom of the following article:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kosovo

    With only 4% of the population being serbs, according to wikipedia, they need to realize it's not worth fighting over and just let them go. With the shit-tastic reputation Serbia has worldwide anyways, even if they had a valid argument, they'd be wise to just give it up.

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  • PlutocracyPlutocracy regular
    edited February 2008
    This picture shows the distribution of ethnic Albanians and Serbs in Kosovo:
    kosovo_albanians_map416_a.gif

    This picture shows the distribution of ethnic Albanians outside Kosovo:
    kosovo_albanians_map416_b.gif

    They would seem to highlight the peculiarities of the system that is being used in the region and why this issue is as complex as it is.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Huh, wonder what the deal is with ol' Strpce there. The grey is sea right? (I hate it when maps use blue for something other than water, confuses me to no end, especially when the inlaid map uses grey for land).


    Purely going from ethnic distribution it would seem logical for Kosovo to secede with the northern predominantly Serb areas being given to Serbia in exchange for Montenegro or something, or Kosovo becoming part of Albania perhaps. With the economic situation there, my main worry is that Kosovo won't be able to sustain itself, or that it will be dramatically favoured by the EU etc and given huge amounts of aid, making its neighbours jealous/envious.

    On the other hand, this just seems to be backing up racism - division based on ethnicity could just mean international problems instead of tension within the country.

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    God damnit, not again.

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  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Speaking from a country where large portions want to secede from the federation(I'm looking at you Quebec and BC/Alberta), I am generally opposed to this.

    The new country wont be able to stand on its own finacially, economically, militarily, etc etc. They wont have their own currency or education system. They wont have their tax system in place. Its doubtful they will even have their own version of a constitution or charter of rights.

    It always reminds me of Petopia from Family Guy, they think they want it now, but then when they have it they will eventually think its too much work, and they will constantly complain that the country they just stole territory from isnt supporting them with their infrastructure etc any more.

    When you say "Large portions" and refer to anything but Quebec, I hope you know your referring to rediculuously small numbers. Separating would never fly in Alberta or BC.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The new country wont be able to stand on its own finacially, economically, militarily, etc etc. They wont have their own currency or education system. They wont have their tax system in place. Its doubtful they will even have their own version of a constitution or charter of rights.

    It always reminds me of Petopia from Family Guy, they think they want it now, but then when they have it they will eventually think its too much work, and they will constantly complain that the country they just stole territory from isnt supporting them with their infrastructure etc any more.

    You make it sound like it's impossible to cannibalize existing organizations and infrastructure for use in a new country. Why is a unique currency necessary? Why not just adopt an existing one? Security seems to be taken care of by the EU, so I'm not sure what you're talking about there. Finally, it's not like it's impossible (or even that difficult) to whip up a constitution in relatively short order. There are existing ones that seem like great places to start.

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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The ironic thing is that Serbs in Bosnia would love for this precedent to be set.

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  • Not SarastroNot Sarastro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    It's hardly secession. Kosovo was only part of Yugoslavia because we told them they were sometime in the early 20th century, and it only remained so because the Russians kept telling them. The history of the place is interesting (ie how Milosevic used religiosity & nationalism over stuff like the battle Widowson mentioned, even though, er, they lost) but it just emphasises the differences between the various groups.

    Nobody said that the ex-Russian states seceded from the USSR when it fell, because they were never really a contiguous entity. Kosovo/Serbia have been much intractably split for centuries++, it's the mapmakers who didn't agree.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I believe all countries in Europe should secede until they're no larger than Ohio.

    Fuck 6th graders. Good luck passing that test.

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kosovo has been de facto independent since 1999 and I support their independence.

    I sort of feel sorry for Serbia - they have mostly managed to straighten up and get their act together since kicking Milosevic out in 2000, and yes, they have a right to worry about the minority Serb population still in Kosovo - but after what happened in the 1990's there's no way these countries are going to work together again. Anyway, EU membership will come to everyone in the Balkans before too long and the divisions won't matter so much anymore.

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  • AzioAzio Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sceptre wrote: »
    Speaking from a country where large portions want to secede from the federation(I'm looking at you Quebec and BC/Alberta), I am generally opposed to this.

    The new country wont be able to stand on its own finacially, economically, militarily, etc etc. They wont have their own currency or education system. They wont have their tax system in place. Its doubtful they will even have their own version of a constitution or charter of rights.

    It always reminds me of Petopia from Family Guy, they think they want it now, but then when they have it they will eventually think its too much work, and they will constantly complain that the country they just stole territory from isnt supporting them with their infrastructure etc any more.

    When you say "Large portions" and refer to anything but Quebec, I hope you know your referring to rediculuously small numbers. Separating would never fly in Alberta or BC.
    Not that separation ever "flew" in Quebec either, they're still here and they haven't threatened to separate since the 1995 referendum. It's still a relatively legitimate movement but it has nowhere near as much power as it used to.

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  • ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It's hardly secession. Kosovo was only part of Yugoslavia because we told them they were sometime in the early 20th century-

    Sort of. Serbia actually conquered Kosovo and incorporated it before Yugoslavia was established. Not exactly happy feelings for the Kosovans.

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Serbia only sort of has their crap together though. There are strong suspicions that they are still hiding Mladic and Karadzic, and because of this, their official bid for candidate EU membership has been halted. Politics are still shady in the balkans in general, and Russia is leaning pretty heavily on the region. This will no doubt be a significant setback to the EU - Serbia relationship, and more fuel to the ever growing EU-Russia frigid relationship.

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Well, the question is sort of a moot one now:

    Kosovo MPs proclaim independence
    BBC wrote:
    Kosovo's parliament has unanimously endorsed a declaration of independence from Serbia, in an historic session.

    The declaration, read by Prime Minister Hashim Thaci, said Kosovo would be a democratic country that respected the rights of all ethnic communities.

    The US and a number of EU countries are expected to recognise Kosovo on Monday.

    Serbia's PM denounced the US for helping create a "false state". Serbia's ally, Russia, called for an urgent UN Security Council meeting.

    Correspondents say the potential for trouble between Kosovo's Serbs and ethnic Albanians is enormous.

    Serbia's Prime Minister Vojislav Kostunica blamed the US which he said was "ready to violate the international order for its own military interests".

    "Today, this policy of force thinks that it has triumphed by establishing a false state," Mr Kostunica said.

    "Kosovo is Serbia," Mr Kostunica said, repeating a well-known nationalist Serb saying.

    Search for equality

    The declaration was approved with a show of hands. No-one opposed it.

    "We have waited for this day for a very long time," Mr Thaci told parliament before reading the text, paying tribute to those who had died on the road to independence.

    "The independence of Kosovo marks the end of the dissolution of the former Yugoslavia," the prime minister said - Kosovo was a unique case that should not set a precedent.

    He said it would be built in accordance with the UN plan drawn by former Finnish President, Martti Ahtisaari - at the end of negotiations which did not produce a deal.

    The international military and civilian presence - also envisaged by the Ahtisaari plan - was welcome, he added.

    There should be no fear of discrimination in new Kosovo, he said, vowing to eradicate any such practices - and conveying a similar message in Serbian. President Fatmir Sejdiu had a similar pledge - also addressed in Serbian.

    The declaration was then signed by all the MPs present.

    Kosovo's top leaders are due to go to a sports hall later where the Kosovo Philharmonic Orchestra is expected to play Beethoven's Ode to Joy.

    They are also due to sign their names on giant iron letters spelling out the word "newborn" which was to be displayed in Pristina.

    Fireworks and street celebrations will follow. Thousands of people have poured onto the streets.

    Some ethnic Albanians, who make up the majority of Kosovo's population, earlier laid flowers on the graves of family members killed by Serbian security forces during years of conflict and division.

    The BBC's Nick Thorpe in the flashpoint town of Mitrovica says local and UN police, as well as the Nato troops, are maintaining a high profile to reassure all the citizens of Kosovo that they have nothing to fear.

    Limitations

    The declaration approved by Kosovo's parliament contains limitations on Kosovan independence as outlined in Mr Ahtisaari's plan.

    Kosovo, or part of it, cannot join any other country. It will be supervised by an international presence. Its armed forces will be limited and it will make strong provisions for Serb minority protection.

    Recognition by a number of EU states, including the UK and other major countries, will come on Monday after a meeting of EU foreign ministers in Brussels, says the BBC's Paul Reynolds.

    The US is also expected to announce its recognition on Monday.

    Three EU states - Cyprus, Romania and Slovakia - have told other EU governments that they will not recognise Kosovo, says our correspondent.

    Russia's foreign ministry has indicated that Western recognition of an independent Kosovo could have implications for the Georgian breakaway provinces of Abkhazia and South Ossetia.

    The UN has administered Kosovo since a Nato bombing campaign in 1999 drove out Serb forces.
    EDIT: my god, the BBC goes overboard with the paragraphs.

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  • PlutocracyPlutocracy regular
    edited February 2008
    Declaring independence is one thing. Having that declaration recognised by foreign nations, especially the influential ones, is a different matter.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2008
    Plutocracy wrote: »
    Declaring independence is one thing. Having that declaration recognised by foreign nations, especially the influential ones, is a different matter.

    Not in this case.

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  • PlutocracyPlutocracy regular
    edited February 2008
    Russia say otherwise.

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  • FarseerBaradasFarseerBaradas Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Rygar wrote: »
    Plutocracy wrote: »
    Declaring independence is one thing. Having that declaration recognised by foreign nations, especially the influential ones, is a different matter.

    Not in this case.

    Yeah, recognition from several countries is probably coming tomorrow.

    Edit: While Russia may not like it, the US is likely to recognize them soon.

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I forsee a massive shit storm on the horizon. I hope I'm wrong but . . .

    Good effort on Kosovo's part though.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2008
    Plutocracy wrote: »
    Russia say otherwise.

    Well they won't take military action, not with EU troops and personnel on the ground. All they can do is economically sanction them. On the other hand the nations that have the vast majority of global economic power are endorsing the move with open arms.

    There will be no shitstorm. Russia will have swallow on this one and move on.

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  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Hey guys!

    I started writing for the BBC yesterday.

    Things are good.

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  • saggiosaggio Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Shinto wrote: »
    Hey guys!

    I started writing for the BBC yesterday.

    Things are good.

    Do tell.

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  • DukiDuki Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Well no shit Serbia's relationship with the EU is fucked. Half the EU bombed us as a part of NATO, and now they're helping just take a large chunk of our country away.

    Not to mention that we're assholes with too much national pride for a country which hasn't had something to be proud of since Tito told Stalin to fuck off in the 50s.

    Basically, fuck you guys for taking our shit.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Duki wrote: »
    Well no shit Serbia's relationship with the EU is fucked. Half the EU bombed us as a part of NATO, and now they're helping just take a large chunk of our country away.

    Not to mention that we're assholes with too much national pride for a country which hasn't had something to be proud of since Tito told Stalin to fuck off in the 50s.

    Basically, fuck you guys for taking our shit.

    How the hell is helping a part of a nation that wants to be independent taking your shit? It is more like releasing your shit in the wild because it is tired of you.

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  • FarseerBaradasFarseerBaradas Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Well no shit Serbia's relationship with the EU is fucked. Half the EU bombed us as a part of NATO, and now they're helping just take a large chunk of our country away.

    Not to mention that we're assholes with too much national pride for a country which hasn't had something to be proud of since Tito told Stalin to fuck off in the 50s.

    Basically, fuck you guys for taking our shit.

    How the hell is helping a part of a nation that wants to be independent taking your shit? It is more like releasing your shit in the wild because it is tired of you.

    After Serbia tried to exterminate most of the people living there.

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  • DukiDuki Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Well no shit Serbia's relationship with the EU is fucked. Half the EU bombed us as a part of NATO, and now they're helping just take a large chunk of our country away.

    Not to mention that we're assholes with too much national pride for a country which hasn't had something to be proud of since Tito told Stalin to fuck off in the 50s.

    Basically, fuck you guys for taking our shit.

    How the hell is helping a part of a nation that wants to be independent taking your shit? It is more like releasing your shit in the wild because it is tired of you.

    I suppose because, and correct me if I'm wrong, allowing a minority group to migrate into a part of your country, which Tito did do, even giving them partial autonomy, and live there does not suddenly make that province their country just because there's a couple more of them?

    And you say "People you tried to exterminate" as if it was some random thing, like suddenly a whole bunch of people went insane and decided dey was gon' kill themselves some muslims. It was actually because of the attacks on Serbians in Kosovo that any ill feeling or ethnic tension even started. Didn't help that an evil son of a bitch dictator was in charge, and he whipped and capitalised on nationalist feeling until it rose and rose and rose until military action was demanded, because, hey, those fuckers are killing our own people in our own country which we let them into in the first place.

    And then that evil son of a bitch dictator and his posse of even more evil sons of bitches did what they wanted, killing thousands of people in horrible wars because of ethnic tensions in this damn place.

    So fuck you, it's still our shit.

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Shinto wrote: »
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    Rygar wrote: »
    Plutocracy wrote: »
    Declaring independence is one thing. Having that declaration recognised by foreign nations, especially the influential ones, is a different matter.
    Not in this case.
    Yeah, recognition from several countries is probably coming tomorrow.
    I think U.S. and British flags outnumbered Kosovar flags in the pictures of the independence celebrations.

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    edited February 2008
    Andrew_Jay wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Hey guys!

    I started writing for the BBC yesterday.

    Things are good.
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    Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

    It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation.

    Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.

    This is my substitute for pistol and ball.

    With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship.

    There is nothing surprising in this.

    If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.

    There now is your insular city of the Manhattoes, belted round by wharves as Indian isles by coral reefs- commerce surrounds it with her surf.

    Right and left, the streets take you waterward.

    Its extreme downtown is the battery, where that noble mole is washed by waves, and cooled by breezes, which a few hours previous were out of sight of land. Look at the crowds of water-gazers there.

    Circumambulate the city of a dreamy Sabbath afternoon.

    Go from Corlears Hook to Coenties Slip, and from thence, by Whitehall, northward.

    What do you see?- Posted like silent sentinels all around the town, stand thousands upon thousands of mortal men fixed in ocean reveries.

    Some leaning against the spiles; some seated upon the pier-heads; some looking over the bulwarks of ships from China; some high aloft in the rigging, as if striving to get a still better seaward peep.

    But these are all landsmen; of week days pent up in lath and plaster- tied to counters, nailed to benches, clinched to desks. How then is this? Are the green fields gone? What do they here?

    But look! here come more crowds, pacing straight for the water, and seemingly bound for a dive.

    Strange! Nothing will content them but the extremest limit of the land; loitering under the shady lee of yonder warehouses will not suffice.

    No. They must get just as nigh the water as they possibly can without falling And there they stand- miles of them- leagues.

    Inlanders all, they come from lanes and alleys, streets avenues- north, east, south, and west. Yet here they all unite. Tell me, does the magnetic virtue of the needles of the compasses of all those ships attract them thither?

    Shinto on
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