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Nerf still awesome even today! (NSF56k)

bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
Kids fucking love Nerf guns and Nerf keeps putting them out. Lets take a trip down memory lane


Everyone remembers this badboy, this was the one that started it all.
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then we went into things like this the ballzooka which were awesome, easy to use and very rapid firing rates.
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The Nerf action line was fucking awesome it gave us shit like the Sneakshot which could shoot around corners
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it also gave us the Razorbeat which while was an awesome crank operated belt fed chaingun it always was impossible to crank for any average 10 year old
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Years passed and nothing really awesome came out then came this:



The Maverick - Easy to use cheap and VERY effective, it also didn't hurt that was was showcased in a PA comic it also got a recent redesign (the yellow one)
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around the same time as the Maverick came the Longshot which was awesome because it was a bolt action clip fed sniper rifle with a built in bipod and then it even could separate into 2 guns, seriously how awesome was that!
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Now comes this:Nerf_N-Strike_Vulcan_270x236.JPG

The Nerf Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 its a BELT FED (25 shots) battery operated (6 D-cells) pivoting tripod mounted chain gun like seriously this is fucking amazing and all for only 40$

like its fucking huge look at this shit

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More info in the spoiler
Hasbro also showed off the Nerf Vulcan EBF-25. While it doesn't double as a Wii accessory, the Vulcan stood out as one of the most extreme examples of Nerf warfare yet. The Vulcan is a tripod-mounted, motorized Nerf machine gun that uses an ammo belt and storage box to fire up to 25 Nerf darts without reloading. It runs on 6 'D' batteries, and also features an N-strike clip for using additional tactical lights, scopes, or sights. The Vulcan already seems like a fearsome Nerf gun, but its motorized system and pivoting tripod practically beg for some enterprising toy modder to drill, cut, and solder on some servo motors and make their very own Nerf sentry turret. The Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 ships in Fall 2008, with a retail price of $40.

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    my friends and I play Russian Roulette with The Maverick, and it is fucking intense.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I remember the thread that we had about this last week.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Endorsed by TITAN

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    holy tits I want that sentry

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh my Jesus Christ they made a NERF version of Jesse Ventura's gun from Predator

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The only thing you need to do with that belt fed nerf gun is buy like six of the belts and daisy chain them together.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    balls i did not see that picture before

    it is of good size

    and looks awesome

    oh fuckk

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I just find it funny how ridiculously huge the guy playing with it is.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Weren't they also coming out with a NERF pistol that had all kinds of accessories and shit you could put on it?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    is that the real box?

    i like how it has like a middle-aged balding dude on the front

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jesus Christ. This is the third one of these threads in a week.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    that's it, i've held off buying a maverick long enough

    next week

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Endorsed by TITAN
    The gay porn company?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Endorsed by TITAN
    The gay porn company?

    The gay porn company, the American Gladiator, and Prometheus.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    that's it, i've held off buying a maverick long enough

    next week

    When I go to the grocery store in the morning then the fellow passengers of the car will know fear

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    And don't forget the other fucking Nerf thread another guy made with the Vulcan head lining it.

    But that would have required effort.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Titan looks so shiny in that picture.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    And don't forget the other fucking Nerf thread another guy made with the Vulcan head lining it.

    But that would have required effort.

    Apparently if it's not on the first page it doesn't exist.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    How silly of me.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh god.

    The Nerf Vulcan. Oh my fucking god.

    As soon as I get my card ready I am buying all these fucking guns.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I will give so much money to the man who finds a way to turn this into an automated sentry gun.
    Because then we'll have all the proper nerf guns to recreate Team Fortress 2.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    I will give so much money to the man who finds a way to turn this into an automated sentry gun.
    Because then we'll have all the proper nerf guns to recreate Team Fortress 2.

    SPY SAPPIN MAH FOAM DARTS

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    More info in the spoiler
    Hasbro also showed off the Nerf Vulcan EBF-25. While it doesn't double as a Wii accessory, the Vulcan stood out as one of the most extreme examples of Nerf warfare yet. The Vulcan is a tripod-mounted, motorized Nerf machine gun that uses an ammo belt and storage box to fire up to 25 Nerf darts without reloading. It runs on 6 'D' batteries, and also features an N-strike clip for using additional tactical lights, scopes, or sights. The Vulcan already seems like a fearsome Nerf gun, but its motorized system and pivoting tripod practically beg for some enterprising toy modder to drill, cut, and solder on some servo motors and make their very own Nerf sentry turret. The Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 ships in Fall 2008, with a retail price of $40.

    Man, the angle of this photo is just weird.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The only real thing we wouldn't be able to recreate properly is the Pyro.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    All other nerf guns have a kid featuring the gun.

    this one seems to have a balding middle aged man on it.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    A balding middle aged man who looks like he has titties, yes.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    also neck beard.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Basically, this is what all the kids in the Nerf commercials will end up looking like.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Basically, this is what all the kids in the Nerf commercials will end up looking like.

    Not true:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZQoE1fdgY

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man this brings back memories. Also, that Vulcan is simply amazing. I'd have killed for something like that as a kid.

    No, seriously; If someone had offered me that gun in exchange for another child's life, I wouldn't have hesitated.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    BUMP FOR HOLY FUCKING JESUS

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    click for bigger picture

    OH MY GOD

    OH MY GOD

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That thing better actually have some power and not shoot the usual 18 feet like most Nerf brand guns

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Remember these?
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    I remember having alot of these, and having a kind of nerf football war type thing in grade school with these.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    That thing better actually have some power and not shoot the usual 18 feet like most Nerf brand guns
    mind quoting the picture post? the first one.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BUMP FOR HOLY FUCKING JESUS

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    click for bigger picture

    OH MY GOD

    OH MY GOD

    fap fap fap

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    whoops fucked up the link

    here is the hi-res one:

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    fuck me.

    my office is going to be like the gates of hell, impregnable and impassable.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    there are odd things in that picture hmm

    a remote detonator?


    a terrorist plastic flamingo?

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