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Life's like that. Or how i masturbated to 3d hentai and got caught.
Geez, so yes I was wanking myself silly to some 3d anime shit and when right after I came I looked over my shoulder and lo and behold my neighbours was having a lil' peek a boo at my bloody expense through the window.
It's embarassing. IT. IS. EMBARASSING.
So I beg of you, please tell me stories of you getting caught while you were touching yourself and how you got over it.
It will really help me feel less embarassed right now.
So, you basically just wanted to tell us that you whack it to 3d hentai?
Good for you, I guess.
I mean, at least we maybe get some fodder out of it. But what to you get? To later "admit" that you were totally just joking all along?
You don't understand, it wasn't him wacking it to 3D hentai, it was his larp character.
my parents bought me a hentai book for my 16th birthday
it was pretty funny
..knowingly?
yep, they thought it would be funny because I was watching a lot of miyazaki films around then and, in my dads words, 'was probably into this sort of thing'
"We want you to know we support you and your lifestyle choices."
my parents bought me a hentai book for my 16th birthday
it was pretty funny
..knowingly?
yep, they thought it would be funny because I was watching a lot of miyazaki films around then and, in my dads words, 'was probably into this sort of thing'
"We want you to know we support you and your lifestyle choices."
Better than the alternative, I guess.
"Ain't no son of mine gonna be no goddamn weeaboo! Now you get out there and you play some goddamn football!"
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my parents bought me a hentai book for my 16th birthday
it was pretty funny
..knowingly?
yep, they thought it would be funny because I was watching a lot of miyazaki films around then and, in my dads words, 'was probably into this sort of thing'
"We want you to know we support you and your lifestyle choices."
"But none of that 'furry' shit. I will not have a two-dicked dolphin for a son."
my parents bought me a hentai book for my 16th birthday
it was pretty funny
..knowingly?
yep, they thought it would be funny because I was watching a lot of miyazaki films around then and, in my dads words, 'was probably into this sort of thing'
I've always wondered what sort of person found computer-generated porn to be arousing, rather than lifeless, dull, and pathetic.
Now I know. The kind that jerks it front of an open window, and acts surprised when somebody sees.
GODDAMN
Harsh
Anyway, I don't know, I don't see the difference, really. An erotic image or animation created by an artist as opposed to film of actual sex? It's really not that far off, I think. Is all CG porn really bad or something?
I've always wondered what sort of person found computer-generated porn to be arousing, rather than lifeless, dull, and pathetic.
Now I know. The kind that jerks it front of an open window, and acts surprised when somebody sees.
GODDAMN
Harsh
Anyway, I don't know, I don't see the difference, really. An erotic image or animation created by an artist as opposed to film of actual sex? It's really not that far off, I think. Is all CG porn really bad or something?
I guess to me it's akin to jerking off to barbies or somesuch. All completely fake, no real skin or anything.
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"We want you to know we support you and your lifestyle choices."
Better than the alternative, I guess.
"Ain't no son of mine gonna be no goddamn weeaboo! Now you get out there and you play some goddamn football!"
"But none of that 'furry' shit. I will not have a two-dicked dolphin for a son."
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your dad is awesome
That's pretty meta.
luckily I had her facebook minimized, so I brought that up lickity-split in a motion that seemed to be trying to hide it
really?
Don't you get to that point afterwards and just despair?
wait, you were jackin' to her facebook?
no, to vida guerra actually--my kryptonite
but a quick alt-f4 made it seem as though I was jacking it to pictures of her
which was acceptable
"Look at how many friends she has. unf unf unf. And wow, look at all her useless apps."
Do you....
A) Hide the porn?
B)Hide your boner?
DECIDE!
So she just sat down and watched you finish?
with the story of Rosalie, the intergalactic space reporter who had a long frustrating day and ended up masturbating in front of the entire galaxy
man do I have to draw you a picture
you give off an impression of oddly specific tastes, apparently
Then had him buy her cigarettes
I hope it was a good pie.
Steam
DUH.
I do exude an aura of sorts
wait, no
that ain't what I meant
it was really awkward but not as bad as it would have been if it were another chick
I'm apparently not a very attractive masturbator
who knew
I don't think anyone's an attractive masturbator unless they are making the conscious effort.
I hunch over my boner like some craven jerk-fiend
umm, fatties, old people, fatties, your mom, fatties
fat old moms
I'd watch that
Oh Jesus Christ hahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
I've been caught having sex before, but it was more of a "come back in 4 and a half minutes" thing. I mean "twenty minutes" thing.
this is going on my resume
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GODDAMN
Harsh
Anyway, I don't know, I don't see the difference, really. An erotic image or animation created by an artist as opposed to film of actual sex? It's really not that far off, I think. Is all CG porn really bad or something?
I guess to me it's akin to jerking off to barbies or somesuch. All completely fake, no real skin or anything.
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