I am... displeased with my popularity screwing me over.
Squash, why didn't you PM me and ask me why I wasn't on the server? Instead you had to randomly accuse me of being the exact role that I was?
That was... frustrating. Even more frustrating was the fact that everybody decided to blindly follow the admin rather than the usual paranoia and fear.
Still, I think this was a really good Phalla, but I should have gone with Heavy or Soldier instead of Scout(but Scout is the only class I have experience with! DX!)
Nay! I was part of the great BLU team culling of Day 4. Who was it that killed me anyway? Was it you, Trust?
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duraxWho watches the watchdogs?Registered Userregular
edited March 2008
I choose to overreact and exaggerate the Admin's actions into a betrayal so that I might fuel my embittered revenge against the world. Somebody, somewhere, owes me one
(I also wanted to ally with Savant, but no one else that I talked to seemed to think that that was a good idea.)
I killed JacobCole and Maximus with my bombs, and B:L, and I tried to kill Squashua with my power.
I just realised, after all my words up there, it was Mr.D I came out to and tried to trap, not B:L, sorry, faulty memory address. Must have been that corruption
I've just been back through the narrations, and the same night I killed JacobCole, you died to a demo-man. Who was Blu's demo-man? he owes you an apology
I choose to overreact and exaggerate the Admin's actions into a betrayal so that I might fuel my embittered revenge against the world. Somebody, somewhere, owes me one
(I also wanted to ally with Savant, but no one else that I talked to seemed to think that that was a good idea.)
The admin had a platform to spread his half baked theories but we didn't. It should have been obvious that he didn't know what was going on when he blamed us for the server problems leading right up to when the server itself revealed who was responsible. I had misstepped so allying with me wouldn't have saved you (curse you Rend!), but your best interests were with me rather than the admin.
Somewhere, deep within Valve's dedicated server building, the computers all shut down in unison. While the employees try to get Steam back up and running, they miraculously turn back on.
"Oh man, that's a relief."
"Yeah, I was afraid we were going to get fired for sure."
"Hey Bob, this one is still down. I wonder why it hasn't come back on with the others."
The two men make their way over to the dark box and begin to examine it...before dark green tendrils shoot out from within and skewer the men through their confused and now pained-looking faces.
A monitor blips on.
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
[Personnel File Addendum:
Dear << Subject Name Here >>,] I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time.
And so I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
Still alive.
[Personnel File Addendum Addendum:
One Last Thing:] Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA! FAT CHANCE!
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking
When there's science to do
When I look up there
It makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive!
[PS:] And believe me I am still alive
[PPS:] I'm doing science and I'm still alive
[PPPS:] I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
[FINAL THOUGHT:] While you're dying I'll be still alive
[FINAL THOUGHT PS:] And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE!
Still alive!
Squash, why didn't you PM me and ask me why I wasn't on the server? Instead you had to randomly accuse me of being the exact role that I was?
Because asking you would have been stupid. I'm the admin on a hacked server. I'm the ONLY one who should have been "not there to be hit". Anyone else would have counter-goals.
I could have outright banned you. Instead, I slapped B:L to prove to myself that the slap worked properly.
Also, I had to wait to build my network to get Oatway as a mouthpiece to help direct the group vote.
You totally blew my chance to find out who touched my gun.
Sorry Stew.
I had my eye on you very early in the game when you were dismissive and questioning the admin.
I am one sly Heavy Weapons Guy.
Well, had Oatway come out and called the vote for Savant instead of TehSpectre, I'd have admin-killed TehSpectre and seer'd you that round instead of second-guessing myself and swapping out you and Savant as my targets, and we'd have ended this game yesterday, maybe.
You totally blew my chance to find out who touched my gun.
Sorry Stew.
I had my eye on you very early in the game when you were dismissive and questioning the admin.
I am one sly Heavy Weapons Guy.
Well, had Oatway come out and called the vote for Savant instead of TehSpectre, I'd have admin-killed TehSpectre and seer'd you that round instead of second-guessing myself and swapping out you and Savant as my targets, and we'd have ended this game yesterday, maybe.
We could have ended the game yesterday if you left me alone. I outed myself to TheLawinator before people started voting for me.
so... it was OK for the Blu team to help vote out Rainfall the Red-side Griefer but not ok that the Red team helped (actually, didn't help much) get the Blu Griefer out?
All voting out the griefers did was secure your win while the normal players died. My team focused on the server since that was the only one that had a win condition against the players, not the singular admin.
You totally blew my chance to find out who touched my gun.
Sorry Stew.
I had my eye on you very early in the game when you were dismissive and questioning the admin.
I am one sly Heavy Weapons Guy.
Well, had Oatway come out and called the vote for Savant instead of TehSpectre, I'd have admin-killed TehSpectre and seer'd you that round instead of second-guessing myself and swapping out you and Savant as my targets, and we'd have ended this game yesterday, maybe.
Well gee, thanks for slapping me then not contacting me so I could help out with that plan. :P
All voting out the griefers did was secure your win while the normal players died. My team focused on the server since that was the only one that had a win condition against the players, not the singular admin.
Funny story. The Griefers had a win condition to remove all players from the server.
So really the admin played smart taking us out. I certainly had no intentions of helping one team or the other win.
All voting out the griefers did was secure your win while the normal players died. My team focused on the server since that was the only one that had a win condition against the players, not the singular admin.
Funny story. The Griefers had a win condition to remove all players from the server.
So really the admin played smart taking us out. I certainly had no intentions of helping one team or the other win.
When we were both alive that was our win condition. After you got axed I just had to kill BLU.
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Toxic ToysAre you really taking my advice?Really?Registered Userregular
edited March 2008
I really want to see what peoples PM said.
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3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
You totally blew my chance to find out who touched my gun.
Sorry Stew.
I had my eye on you very early in the game when you were dismissive and questioning the admin.
I am one sly Heavy Weapons Guy.
Stew_Stick found someone who could outsmart bullet.
Also: would anyone else have found it funny if Trust's attack on Squash went through at the same time as Squash's ban on Trust, leaving the lone civilian left alive?
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his abilities were some of the only ones to happen after other actions went through
Because it took so much effort to get rid of him, once hes dead the corruption stops spreading.
I mean what is a win?
it all depends on the player
Squash, why didn't you PM me and ask me why I wasn't on the server? Instead you had to randomly accuse me of being the exact role that I was?
That was... frustrating. Even more frustrating was the fact that everybody decided to blindly follow the admin rather than the usual paranoia and fear.
Still, I think this was a really good Phalla, but I should have gone with Heavy or Soldier instead of Scout(but Scout is the only class I have experience with! DX!)
Lotsa fun. Kudos, Gumpy.
(I also wanted to ally with Savant, but no one else that I talked to seemed to think that that was a good idea.)
I killed JacobCole and Maximus with my bombs, and B:L, and I tried to kill Squashua with my power.
I just realised, after all my words up there, it was Mr.D I came out to and tried to trap, not B:L, sorry, faulty memory address. Must have been that corruption
You totally blew my chance to find out who touched my gun.
The admin had a platform to spread his half baked theories but we didn't. It should have been obvious that he didn't know what was going on when he blamed us for the server problems leading right up to when the server itself revealed who was responsible. I had misstepped so allying with me wouldn't have saved you (curse you Rend!), but your best interests were with me rather than the admin.
I had to vote on something what.
Also if this were red vs blu no griefers I think I was doing an excellent job for blu.
Steam
DAMNZ YOU ADMIN! You get my grudge.
"Oh man, that's a relief."
"Yeah, I was afraid we were going to get fired for sure."
"Hey Bob, this one is still down. I wonder why it hasn't come back on with the others."
The two men make their way over to the dark box and begin to examine it...before dark green tendrils shoot out from within and skewer the men through their confused and now pained-looking faces.
A monitor blips on.
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
[Personnel File Addendum:
Dear << Subject Name Here >>,]
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time.
And so I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
Still alive.
[Personnel File Addendum Addendum:
One Last Thing:]
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA! FAT CHANCE!
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking
When there's science to do
When I look up there
It makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive!
[PS:] And believe me I am still alive
[PPS:] I'm doing science and I'm still alive
[PPPS:] I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
[FINAL THOUGHT:]
While you're dying I'll be still alive
[FINAL THOUGHT PS:]
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE!
Still alive!
Grudge target locked on. :P
Let this be a life lesson to all minors: Never, never, NEVER drink and bomb.
Because asking you would have been stupid. I'm the admin on a hacked server. I'm the ONLY one who should have been "not there to be hit". Anyone else would have counter-goals.
I could have outright banned you. Instead, I slapped B:L to prove to myself that the slap worked properly.
Also, I had to wait to build my network to get Oatway as a mouthpiece to help direct the group vote.
Sorry Stew.
I had my eye on you very early in the game when you were dismissive and questioning the admin.
I am one sly Heavy Weapons Guy.
Well, had Oatway come out and called the vote for Savant instead of TehSpectre, I'd have admin-killed TehSpectre and seer'd you that round instead of second-guessing myself and swapping out you and Savant as my targets, and we'd have ended this game yesterday, maybe.
We could have ended the game yesterday if you left me alone. I outed myself to TheLawinator before people started voting for me.
Well gee, thanks for slapping me then not contacting me so I could help out with that plan. :P
Funny story. The Griefers had a win condition to remove all players from the server.
So really the admin played smart taking us out. I certainly had no intentions of helping one team or the other win.
When we were both alive that was our win condition. After you got axed I just had to kill BLU.
I may have read the end list from the final narration wrong. In fact, I did.
By the way, RED.
By all rights and player counts, you SHOULD have won-won. Even with me taking out Trust.
Stop blaming me and try looking inward. One of your own failed to play and got kicked (not by me) for non-participation.
Pretty much. It would have been a Red win if he was around.
The troop count was entirely why I thought it would be OK to take out Trust; figured it wouldn't piss you guys off as much as it did.
Skid Neutral win totally took me by surprise.
Trust would have shot me and I probably would have died, I guess.
I had no idea that was coming, but also I didn't want you guys to put Rend into a coma.
Stew_Stick found someone who could outsmart bullet.
Also: would anyone else have found it funny if Trust's attack on Squash went through at the same time as Squash's ban on Trust, leaving the lone civilian left alive?
I'da lol'd if that had happened.
IT helps that I suck.
Also, 1000. And one.
Is this over yet?