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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    God you people are lame

    9 hours until I can forget about this place for a while

    someone get his cell number. he needs thread updates every ten minutes.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    God you people are lame

    9 hours until I can forget about this place for a while

    :(

    Javen is going to drink for 9 hours

    ascot on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    God you people are lame

    9 hours until I can forget about this place for a while

    What's happening at midnight?

    smash

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Brawl is happening

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    God you people are lame

    9 hours until I can forget about this place for a while

    :(

    Javen is going to drink for 9 hours

    and for another 9 after that

    Javen on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I hear Brawl is a good way to meet underaged boys

    Wren on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    I hear Brawl is a good way to meet underaged bros

    Metzger Meister on
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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think my grandma almost got caught by something like this about a year ago. She was supposed to win something like 1-3 mil (don't remember), but it was kinda shady and weird like that, but nothing came of it.

    It's a damn frustrating experience dude, sorry for it.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    God you people are lame

    9 hours until I can forget about this place for a while

    :(

    Javen is going to drink for 9 hours

    and for another 9 after that

    And everything is better in threes

    Javen on
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    (i have javen's number)

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas goes to Harvard?

    Also, shitty news...

    Monkeyfeet on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    God you people are lame

    9 hours until I can forget about this place for a while

    :(

    Javen is going to drink for 9 hours

    and for another 9 after that

    And everything is better in threes

    three drinks or three brawls?

    ascot on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    a lot of people have my number

    it's on my facebook

    Javen on
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    klokklok Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So what happened.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Yes, but, Kusu; this is eversman. It's like when Wiggin was condescending towards Uriel. It's like gaunarea compared to aids.

    what is guanorea?
    bat poop disease?


    Chlamydiclorians


    STD's for jedi knights


    thread derailment

    Joke's on you, they're celibate!

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    dammit Javs I was just going to amaze you by reeling it off...

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Yes, but, Kusu; this is eversman. It's like when Wiggin was condescending towards Uriel. It's like gaunarea compared to aids.

    what is guanorea?
    bat poop disease?


    Chlamydiclorians


    STD's for jedi knights


    thread derailment

    Joke's on you, they're celibate!

    not when Luke takes over

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    a lot of people have my number

    it's on my facebook

    but how many people have it who you personally gave it to?

    Kusuguttai on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Yes, but, Kusu; this is eversman. It's like when Wiggin was condescending towards Uriel. It's like gaunarea compared to aids.

    what is guanorea?
    bat poop disease?


    Chlamydiclorians


    STD's for jedi knights


    thread derailment

    Joke's on you, they're celibate!

    not when Luke takes over

    why, is he a slut?

    Metzger Meister on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    a lot of people have my number

    it's on my facebook

    but how many people have it who you personally gave it to?

    scarlet
    WaM
    Sheri
    Viv
    Monkeybomb

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Yes, but, Kusu; this is eversman. It's like when Wiggin was condescending towards Uriel. It's like gaunarea compared to aids.

    what is guanorea?
    bat poop disease?


    Chlamydiclorians


    STD's for jedi knights


    thread derailment

    Joke's on you, they're celibate!

    Anakin fucked Natalie Portman and made Luke and Leia, but I guess he wasn't a very good Jedi.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    a lot of people have my number

    it's on my facebook

    but how many people have it who you personally gave it to?

    scarlet
    WaM
    Sheri
    Viv
    Monkeybomb

    (kusu)

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So I have to set up my mom with a new e-mail account because she is mostly computer illiterate and get her a new phone number.

    Apparently she did lose something fairly big but she won't tell me.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    anal virginity?

    Wren on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No woman over the age of thirty has a butt-hymen wren.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No woman over the age of thirty has a butt-hymen wren.

    thats good to know

    Wren on
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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No woman over the age of thirty has a butt-hymen wren.

    Case in point

    she's 50

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    Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so wait



    obi-wan died a 70 year old virgin?


    ouch

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    I hear Browl is a good way to meet underaged bros

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    haha what

    So your mom won the Nigerian lottery and all she had to do was provide her credit card number?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so wait



    obi-wan died a 70 year old virgin?


    ouch

    Hence why he's such a nerd idol

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    late

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    late

    too soon!

    Wren on
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    Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    AIDS

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    late

    too soon!

    holocaust jfk conspiracy 9/11

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    we have to remember that his mom may or may not have lost something very big that we don't know any specifics about, in a scam we know no details about in a series of events that we are not allowed to know about.

    how can you people not be more considerate?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    i think his mom lost clifford, the big red dog

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man if the FBI actually gets involved and actually finds the people responsible for this possible scam, I will eat my hat.

    That's a weird expression.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I propose that anyone who isn't already half-way up Veretas' ass about this, is in fact, a communist.

    Wren on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I'll climb up his ass after I take a quick nap.

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