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NOOOOOOOO, MR. SWAYZE!!!

misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
This chunk of pure sex:

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Has pancreatic cancer!

Anyone who knows anything about pancreatic cancer knows why this is a very bad thing.

Hopefully his rock-hard masculinity can fight off this horrendous disease!

misbehavin on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    gaaayyyy

    potatoe on
  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    He'll just listen to Weird Al's pancreas song and cry all day.

    Marathon on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    5 Weeks to Live!

    misbehavin on
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Report I read said chemo hadn't worked and it had spread to other organs. He's been given about five weeks to live?

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    wow, that really sucks.

    Marathon on
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is this a sexy man thread or a cancer thread?
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i'm actually kind of depressed now

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Poor guy.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Franko wrote: »
    Is this a sexy man thread or a cancer thread?
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    Technically, it's a sexy man WITH cancer thread.

    misbehavin on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    In a mere five weeks, Mistah Fab's lyrics will make so much more sense

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Or maybe he'll start hallucinating that he's back in his old movie roles and start a one-man guerrilla war or stop some bar fights or something

    Edit: misbehavin you are an awful person

    http://www.reuters.com/article/filmNews/idUSN0562427520080305

    "All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue," Swayze's physician, Dr. George Fisher, said in a statement released to the celebrity Web site TMZ.com by the actor's publicist.

    Several media reports said the actor was in grave condition with only weeks to live, but the statement on TMZ.com said Swayze was continuing his normal schedule and that he appreciated the "outpouring of concern" from the public."

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ....what do you think he'll do with his time left on this earth?

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    ....what do you think he'll do with his time left on this earth?

    I was gonna say "have sex with every woman alive, which we all know he could easily do" but then I realized he's happily married.

    So, I'm gonna guess... Spend time with his wife?

    Not to be a downer, or anything...

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh man

    This is some shit

    Patrick Swayze was the man

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  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    He should really try to have the time of his life.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    wait, he can't die before Sam Elliott

    that just won't make sense

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    His name is buttecup! like in that movie i did!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well I think we can all predict what Friday's comic will be about

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    In a mere five weeks, Mistah Fab's lyrics will make so much more sense

    get out the car

    get out the car

    let it roll, let it roll, let it roll

    Monoxide on
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Does his wife own a pottery wheel?

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  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in
    We'll gather at the Roadhouse with the Next of Kin...

    Mad Iron on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Monoxide wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    In a mere five weeks, Mistah Fab's lyrics will make so much more sense

    get out the car

    get out the car

    let it roll, let it roll, let it roll


    Who's that driving?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    Does his wife own a pottery wheel?

    *gasp*

    too soon

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  • NemethystNemethyst Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    that sucks balls, pancreatic cancer is the worst and most apinful type of cancer out there.

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    Does his wife own a pottery wheel?

    Whoooooooaaaaahhhhh myyyyy looooooovvvvvvve my darliiiiiiinnnnngggggg
    that sucks balls, pancreatic cancer is the worst and most apinful type of cancer out there.

    Jesus, seriously? I'd heard liver was the worst, though at least it's pretty quick compared to others.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    NEVAR FORGET

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Guys...let it turn to something else...

    Don't cry, don't you ever cry again, as long as you live, don't do it

    LET IT TURN TO SOMETHING ELSE

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  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh god no

    Soup on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Mad Iron wrote: »
    Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in
    We'll gather at the Roadhouse with the Next of Kin...

    And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
    We'll decorate a barstool, and gather 'round and sing

    Jimothy on
  • StraythStrayth Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ugh that sucks, poor Mr. Swayze.

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  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Mad Iron wrote: »
    Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in
    We'll gather at the Roadhouse with the Next of Kin...

    And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
    We'll decorate a barstool, and gather 'round and sing

    <3<3<3

    Oh let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
    Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

    Mad Iron on
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Mad Iron wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Mad Iron wrote: »
    Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in
    We'll gather at the Roadhouse with the Next of Kin...

    And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
    We'll decorate a barstool, and gather 'round and sing

    <3<3<3

    Oh let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
    Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

    It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar
    I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So wait, you're telling me that there won't be a proper sequel to Roadhouse starring the man himself ten years down the road, one last shot at bouncer glory?

    And yes, i have seen the sequel and it is utter butt.

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nobody backs [strike]baby[/strike] cancer into a corner. Unless he's strong enough to hold out.

    Poor guy, shame it wasn't Uwe Boll instead.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Why is everyone dying?!

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Some douche is going to make a killing off of his dead pool.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Oh man

    This is some shit

    Patrick Swayze was the man

    he's still alive jeez

    DJ Eebs on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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