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[SMASH] 1000 Things You Can't Wait to do for Brawl!

MetahybridsBFMetahybridsBF __BANNED USERS regular
edited March 2008 in Games and Technology
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Okay guys, it's the last day before we meet our destiny. It's the last day before the meaning of our lives suddenly becomes crystal clear. It's the last day before we leave our houses for a while. And by God, it's the the last day in which we have to put up with this treacherous torment of having to wait for the coming of the greatest game to ever grace this Earth, only to have our hopes and dreams shattered time and time again—comparable to that old Scottish lad who could never get a snapshot of the elusive Loch Ness Monster or those black people in Alabama who could never get a good glimpse of that Leprechaun and its pot of gold. Forumgoers of Penny Arcade, SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL comes out tomorrow and to pass the time, what better way than to play a little game?

Here's how it will work...we will list random things we can't wait to do related to Brawl. It will start from 1000 and we will see how far it gets to 1. I'll start:


1000. I can't wait to rape my cousin's Fox with Captain Olimar!

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I can't wait to live in Europe.

    Oh wait..

    :|

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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    okay so

    are you going to be able to meet random mofos online and play brawl with them, because this is my absolutely most important question.

    because everybody i know doesn't like smash bros, (i know, what the fuck, right?), and i don't feel like playing it all by my lonesome. so you must tell me!

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    i wanted love, i needed love
    most of all, most of all
    someone said true love was dead
    but i'm bound to fall
    bound to fall for you
    oh what can i do
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I can't wait to shout out LANDMASTER! at every possible opportunity.

    Smash balls, beam swords, on the Port Town stage, on Lylat Cruise...

    I also can't wait to force my silly non-item using friends to use items. They make it more fun! MORE FUN!

    EDIT: Yes, meeting random mofos is the entirety of the 'With Anyone' online mode.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    okay so

    are you going to be able to meet random mofos online and play brawl with them, because this is my absolutely most important question.

    because everybody i know doesn't like smash bros, (i know, what the fuck, right?), and i don't feel like playing it all by my lonesome. so you must tell me!

    You can play randoms, or you can play via buddy codes.

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  • MetahybridsBFMetahybridsBF __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Okay we can screw the number system since people have already abandoned it from the get go haha.

    I can't wait to line up at midnight at BestBuy to get my copy of Brawl.

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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i'm not going to even be able to find anybody to stand with me tonight for brawl

    and then i have to write a 10 page report tomorrow for fucks sake. the only brawl time i'll have is tonight, which means i have to go stand out in the cold, waiting for brawl.

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    i wanted love, i needed love
    most of all, most of all
    someone said true love was dead
    but i'm bound to fall
    bound to fall for you
    oh what can i do
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2008
    I am under the impression that there is a thread for this game. A very loud one in fact.

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