I know we just had a good poop thread, but bare with me.
You know that old trick where you put a carnation in colored water and it becomes that color? I have discovered the human equivalent.
Over last night and this morning, I ate over half a bag of these-
Combine that with the big plate of stroganoff I had for dinner...and dear god.
MY STOMACH
MY COLON
I need came upon me like a tidal wave and dear god the results. It was orange. Bright, bright orange.
It was a sight to behold.
And it
burned.
My god it burned. I had to hop into the shower to take care of it.
I sit here now, nursing a glass of ginger ale trying to settle the fury in my bowels.
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We could have grouped together and laughed at his bowels. Now we have to go back and...ugh...talk to one another.
brb