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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    i just call it "le fag"
    because its you
    ;3

    neville, why do you have to do a thing?
    listen, this is just between you and me; you don't have to tease me to get my attention. if you "like me", just say so.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh boy

    Metzger and Neville are gonna kiss

    everyone get out your camera phones, this is gonna get so many views on myspace

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    are not you fag
    :<

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Unless neville is into underaged fat kids with self esteem problems, I'm not sure this'll work out.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Unless neville is into underaged fat kids with self esteem problems, I'm not sure this'll work out.

    who isn't, really

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    name the kid either aloysious or mantonio if it's a dude

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    the ones with self esteem problems are easier to cajole into rimjobs.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    c'mon baby

    just a little lick

    think about all those times you've had to lick asphalt as you were held down and robbed by the bullies

    it's just like that only not

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    i yamm

    mantonio

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    c'mon baby

    just a little lick

    think about all those times you've had to lick asphalt as you were held down and robbed by the bullies

    it's just like that only not

    ahahahhaha
    <3<3<3
    henry, thanks for the sparkles too

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i yamm

    mantonio

    You could be one of those mob informants.

    Mantonio "The Jew" Kusugattai

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    See, that's one thing I never got. Why do fat kids let themselves get bullied?

    Granted, I had anger problems when I was younger, but after beating the piss right out of some kid for calling me "Bitch-Tits Tony" or "Tony-Two-Tons" or some other terribly clever thing, they wouldn't do it any more.


    For fear or me murdering them in front of god and everybody.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    See, that's one thing I never got. Why do fat kids let themselves get bullied?

    Granted, I had anger problems when I was younger, but after beating the piss right out of some kid for calling me "Bitch-Tits Tony" or "Tony-Two-Tons" or some other terribly clever thing, they wouldn't do it any more.


    For fear or me eating them in front of god and everybody.

    :whistle:

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    See, that's one thing I never got. Why do fat kids let themselves get bullied?

    Granted, I had anger problems when I was younger, but after beating the piss right out of some kid for calling me "Bitch-Tits Tony" or "Tony-Two-Tons" or some other terribly clever thing, they wouldn't do it any more.


    For fear or me eating them in front of god and everybody.

    :whistle:
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tony Bitchtits L'eander, did you eat someone again

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Henry, I am a state champion wrestler in the state of Wyoming. I have eighteen gold medals. I have three silver, and one bronze.


    I will end you with homoerotic maneuvers..

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    you wrestle heavyweight dontcha fatty?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    See, that's one thing I never got. Why do fat kids let themselves get bullied?

    Granted, I had anger problems when I was younger, but after beating the piss right out of some kid for calling me "Bitch-Tits Tony" or "Tony-Two-Tons" or some other terribly clever thing, they wouldn't do it any more.


    For fear or me eating them in front of god and everybody.

    :whistle:
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    itt metzger is coming out as a big gay bear

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    congrats, raijin!

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Name him Titan Ghostspeed

    or Snyper Bloodrage

    or Lightning Thunderstrike

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    yeah, congrats on the baby duder

    i hope you get everything sorted out insurance and jobwise before the kiddo gets here

    namewise, the only good ones that i've ever come up with, i named my kid

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Abigail has gotten insanely popular the past few years. I wouldn't suggest it.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    abigail is a great name

    for a whore

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    name your baby Jeeves
    future career guaranteed.

    You never see people named Jeeves in the business world.
    All like "Hi, I'm Senior Software Developer Jeeves Jackson."

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    according to Time Magazine (I think), most popular girl name a few years ago was Nevaeh (read it sdrawkcab)

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Boy, name it Kilgore.

    Girl, Lolita.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    you wrestle heavyweight dontcha fatty?

    I was the only heavyweight who could actually pick the other kids in his weight-class up. But, yeah, I had to wrestle kids who were WAY bigger than me. I once suplexed this kid so hard he wouldn't come out for the next round (three three-minute rounds, dontchaknow.)

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    my little cousin's name is isabel but everyone calls her abby and I don't know why.

    my cousin's kids are named marley and sage

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    tarachi_mousetarachi_mouse Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    grats!!

    name him Seth or Damien

    name her Mirabelle, mimi for short

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    you wrestle heavyweight dontcha fatty?

    I was the only heavyweight who could actually pick the other kids in his weight-class up. But, yeah, I had to wrestle kids who were WAY bigger than me. I once suplexed this kid so hard he wouldn't come out for the next round (three three-minute rounds, dontchaknow.)

    oh i know

    215lbs here back in highschool

    i sucked at it though, mostly because my best friend wrestled the same weightclass, and he won 3 state championships

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    you wrestle heavyweight dontcha fatty?

    I was the only heavyweight who could actually pick the other kids in his weight-class up. But, yeah, I had to wrestle kids who were WAY bigger than me. I once suplexed this kid so hard he wouldn't come out for the next round (three three-minute rounds, dontchaknow.)

    oh i know

    215lbs here back in highschool

    i sucked at it though, mostly because my best friend wrestled the same weightclass, and he won 3 state championships

    I could have probably been super awesome if my dad hadn't gotten sick. It was unfair to ask my mom to keep taking my brother and I to baseball and wrestling, by herself, with my dad in and out of the hospital when she worked overtime to keep us fed.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i hear ya

    if it werent for the awesome time i had with the team and the coach i would have never stuck with it

    because kicking your ass everyday for never getting a start sucks

    but at least i knew i never had to worry about weighing in, so i could eat when the rest of the guys were cutting weight

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I wrestled again in jr. high, but I was too out of shape by then, despite working my ass off. I only had three matches all year and lost two. The other kids were too fucking fat for me to do anything except let them fall on me and bridge until my back and legs and neck hurt so bad there were tears in my eyes. And then I'd get pinned. Seriously, it's like all athleticism disapears at that weight class, except the super-tall muscley farm kids.

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    BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Congrats raij

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Not Gage, please

    Something normal-y

    Paul, Geoffrey, Jacob, H'ecthulb the Fearsome

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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Congratulations, Raijin.

    And don't overlook Spearhavok as a good boys name.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Name your kid Grendal. Fuck it.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You have to name your child with a name beginning with the same letter as your surname.

    Otherwise how the fuck will they become a superhero?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    never forget that middleschool is hell for kids

    so avoid nameing them anything that rhymes with a body part

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