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Haiku contest for the [Chat]

TamTam Registered User regular
edited March 2008 in Artist's Corner
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  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    Tam, what are you doing?

    Grifter on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Stealing my thunder!!!

    MagicToaster on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Okay, look, I friggin went to page 50 and my post was on top. Damn, delete this, whatever. This is so embarrassing.

    Tam on
  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    Well, since I won the last thread, I'll give the new thread to somebody else. Somebody who I think really deserves it. I'll have to think about this for a few minutes. PM or catch me on MSN if you think you deserve to make the new chat thread.

    Grifter on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wait, who won? Me or Tam?

    MagicToaster on
  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    There will be a haiku contest. The winner will receive the honour of starting the new chat thread. The contest will only last to page three of this thread.

    [edit] Anyone who submits a video of themself performing interpretive dance wins automatically.

    Grifter on
  • NeoRedXIIINeoRedXIII Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    "[CHAT] Poastmodern At Its Best"

    NeoRedXIII on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Every day I wait
    In my cubicle of solitude
    If I win, MBOS

    MagicToaster on
  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    There's no "™" symbol at the end of MBOS™. Disqualified.

    Grifter on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This is so unfair
    I am convinced that someone
    Deleted my post

    On the internets
    Ev'ry fool with no skill
    Can post dumb haiku

    At Hobby Lobby
    I bought a holder and nib
    Calligraphy's shit

    Tam on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    What are you numbskulls
    Arguing about? Oh my
    god just make a thread

    Rankenphile on
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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Shut up you moron.
    Don't you have an ounce of class?
    There have to be rules.
    I'm only kidding
    Rankenphile, you should know that
    I love you

    Hey you, mister mod
    Hey! Grifter! Can we submit
    As much as we want?

    Tam on
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You all are silly
    Grifter has a big willy
    So I've heard from him

    Prospicience on
  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    Yeah, you can submit as much as you like.

    Grifter on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh my gosh, you guys
    super smash brothers brawl is
    so very awesome

    Projeck on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You all are silly
    Grifter has a big willy
    So I've heard from him

    You make a good point
    Maybe Mister Big Willy
    Is having a laugh

    Projeck, go away
    You are a twelve-year-old girl
    Who can't write haiku

    Man, this is so fun
    Maybe I'll win this contest
    By sheer quantity

    Tam on
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Blasphemers, all you
    Temptation tempts you so hard
    But poop jokes prevail

    Prospicience on
  • NeoRedXIIINeoRedXIII Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    haikus are for the lameeee

    NeoRedXIII on
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    NeoRedXIII wrote: »
    haikus are for the chat

    Prospicience on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sir, you are an ass
    Your obsession with poop jokes
    Blinds you from dick jokes

    The length of this thing
    Is a gigantic mistake
    Three pages of this?

    Tam on
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Grif is a Homo
    He Likes to Suckle on Balls
    Flame on little Grif!

    Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You can say that, Mars
    You're a big powerful Mod
    But I might get banned

    Tam on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator

    Rankenphile on
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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    Um, Hey bitches, so....
    What the hell is this shit here?
    Wheres the chat thread, yo?

    Iruka on
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rankenphile wins big
    Very clever this one word
    Refrigerator

    Disintegration
    Of your penises, which are
    Abominations

    Prospicience on
  • MossMoss Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm completely stunned
    Thirteen Thousand Dollar Prize
    Threadless made me rich

    Moss on
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Moss that is awesome
    Congratulations to you
    Seriously cool

    Really though man, very cool. You deserve it!

    Prospicience on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Moss makes epic shirts
    And deserves that thirteen grand
    Congratulations

    Tam on
  • NaregNareg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Haikus by artists
    Chatting three lines at a time
    These are no writers


    ;p

    Nareg on
    Back off man, I'm a scientist!
  • BuckwolfeBuckwolfe Starts With Them, Ends With Us Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ...If anybody expects me to write a haiku, they're out of their fucking mind...

    Buckwolfe on
  • MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Who has two thumbs and is the new combat camera for 3rd Marines?

    >>>>THIS GUY<<<<<

    Oh man, I'm so happy I could shit. I'm finally getting out of the grunts and doing what I actually enjoy.

    MaximasXXZ on
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  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You guys are stupid
    I will never write haiku
    crap, what do I do

    Veritas on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Haiku is overrated rubbish!
    I will not write it ever!
    Realisation!


    Ahh crap!

    Mustang on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    boobies are so rad
    grifter if you let me win
    side-boob you will see

    i can't guarantee that the side boob will necessarily be mine....

    beavotron on
  • Big Luke NastyBig Luke Nasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The above two posts
    Are far too similar. I
    call shenanigans.

    Edit: Beavo's poem was made of win, the two posts above her's.
    epic epic win

    Big Luke Nasty on
    rawr
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    boobies are so rad
    grifter if you let me win
    side-boob you will see

    i can't guarantee that the side boob will necessarily be mine....

    side-boob you will see
    not beavotron's side booby
    but side-boob of mine

    Prospicience on
  • Big Luke NastyBig Luke Nasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Prospy and Beavo
    Always talk of making out.
    Curse Nova Scotia.

    Big Luke Nasty on
    rawr
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The above two posts
    Are far too similar. I
    call shenanigans.

    It was a blantant direct copy
    I'm a dirty thieving bastard child
    I'm ready for a spanking ;-)

    Mustang on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Salacious, slutty
    Prospicience, Beavotron
    Speak of cocks and tits

    Tam on
  • MufasaJoeMufasaJoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bog wrote:
    Hey. Please recommend me some books to read.
    While at work I read
    Crying of Lot Forty Nine
    Pynchon is the shit
    Bog wrote:
    What about The Road? From the dude who did No Country.
    Cormac Mccarthy
    Road took two hours to read
    Great if bought cheaply
    I read The Road over the course of a 3 hour flight and had to put my tray table down so I could weep quietly into my sweatshirt in the middle seat. Book has got fucking Cannibals. Do it up. I also bought Franny and Zooey today which is supposed to be amazing. From the dude who did Catcher in The Rye

    MufasaJoe on
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