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[OOC] Exalted: 100 Kingdoms, 100 Woes (battle in the underworld ooo wee ooo)

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    thats what you get for guilt tripping me asshole

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah i know

    so the limit is six dice regardless of stunts?

    edit I MEAN DETAILS

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    precisely. if you feel comfortable with it, you're welcome to narrate and roll the Harbinger's dice too if you have a really cool exchange in mind

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ALRIGHT

    Li is going to go on a major offensive vs. Harbinger here

    Immortal Body. The Brute Bareknuckle Kungfu Shit.

    4 dice on attack

    1- throw goddamn ox-cart at harbinger
    2- launch him up into the air with an uppercut
    3- leap up say... 20 feet into the air and pile drive him
    4- grab him by the ankles zangief style and use him as a projectile to destroy a stone building

    2 dice on defense

    1- burn some 'essence' or what have you for some Iron Skin type shit
    2- slap the flat of his sword away with Li's goddamn bare hands

    So... Immortal Body 5.

    Attack Dice (1d6=6, 1d6=2, 1d6=6, 1d6=5) goddamnit only two successes

    Attack Dice (1d6=6, 1d6=2, 1d6=6, 1d6=5) again with the two successes

    If this all checks out I will IC it.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    whoops clipboard problem

    Defense Dice (1d6=5, 1d6=3)

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    okay Harbinger is going to counterattack with some straight up Soul-rending Blade style

    he'll cut through the ox-cart (1), take the uppercut because you surprised him(2), parry the ground with a sweet perfect defense(3), and get thrown through the building

    he will of course be walking out of the rubble like a goddamn hero (4)

    and then he will launch a flurry of blades which you will block, also like a goddamn hero (5)

    three of those dice will be defensive and two of them will be offensive, using his Abyssal Blademaster attribute

    5d6=14 (3,2,2,6,1)

    both li and harbinger end up losing a point of chi. shall i narrate or do you want to?

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i'll narrate it

    i have to log off for a bit though

    so if the suspense is killing you go for the narration mang

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    as long as this game has been running and waiting i think i can hold off for a lil while

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can't. Post more, Shoe.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Once more with feeling!

    4 dice on attack

    1- earthquake stomp
    2- leap and flying elbow to hit the Harbinger mid-air
    3- vaulting through the air to smash his face with both feet as he slides away
    4- somersault back to a full stance and send the bouncing Harbinger back into the tree Li hit with a "this is sparta" ish kick to the chest

    2 dice on defense

    1- turn away a seemingly killing blow with his skull
    2- tumbling around and ducking the blade during his offensive

    So... Immortal Body 5.

    Defense Dice (1d6=5, 1d6=3) FOUR SUCCESSES

    Defense Dice (1d6=5, 1d6=3) Two Successes

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    harbinger's going jump the earthquake, block the elbow, and rebound off of the tree with his feet (3)

    drive sword into the ground causing unholy tendrils of necrotic essence to whip at li's bronzed skin; when Li jumps into the air he'll rip the sword out of the ground and hurl it at Li who will suffer a minor cut on his shoulder. when they come to rest Li will begin to feel insidious poison burning in his veins dun dun dunnnn

    six details total, 3 offensive 3 defensive.

    rarrr (1d6=2, 1d6=1, 1d6=6, 1d6=1, 1d6=1, 1d6=6)

    unfortunately he only scores 2 defensive successes and 2 offensive, meaning he loses 2 points of chi and li loses none. he's going to take a Setback instead of getting knocked out of the scene.

    i'll go ahead and narrate this bit.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    okay so setback means that Harbinger's dice cap is lowered by one instead of him taking damage, right?

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    correct

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    post coming tonight if i can just... peel myself away from modern warfare 2...

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    instead of going with the setback i decided to give the victory to Li - the image in my head of them clashing all wuxia style and then Li being the victor was pretty cool

    anyway, now it's time to deal with Crane's side of the battle as he squares off against a new antagonist!

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    man that guy is really getting on Li's nerves now

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    also as usual we're going to do a rewrite of canon - the whole heavenly tournament happening so soon really doesn't mesh up, so let's do a little brainstorm. li and crane are obviously on a journey to the west (ha), but what has phoenix been doing? perhaps some research into information gleaned while in sinopochtli, or perhaps being sent on other missions far away from the hundred kingdoms with a completely new resplendent destiny?

    i'd like input from everyone

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ok, 6 details. (Thanks to Arc for setting me straight on how to Wushu, I was being way too limiting in uses of my own Traits)

    Offensive Dice.
    1: Charges Shark Women.
    2: Uses staff to snag and fling nearby pot at her as distraction and then change direction of attack
    3: Following said pot with flying kick from different direction.

    Defensive Dice.
    4: Burn Essence to block an attack one-handed with a small glowing shield.
    5: Parry a second attack with the tip of my staff.
    6: Step inside a third attack and throw Shark Lady over shoulder. (judo throw)

    Rolled using Exaltation's Memory trait. (Remembered skills from the First Age)
    3d6 Offensive = 3, 4, 5 (Three Successes)
    3d6 Defensive = 5, 6, 5 (Two Successes)

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    come on Crane, I am wounded maybe. make with some... magic or healing or something.

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    well, if solar sorcery doesn't work you could just punch the poison into submission

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Li would punch it himself but he can't reach it.

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    give me a scab roll based on an attribute you think might apply in this situation

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Scab roll go here?

    Anyway, Scab Roll on Exaltation's Memory :5d6 = 4, 1, 5, 4, 5

    Lowest roll is a 1. so that means "A solid, professional success. Good Work!"

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This game needs an infernal

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    no it doesn't

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    well at least not until Li gets rid of this goddamned death lord guy

    one nemesis at a time pls

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this game needs a jedi knight

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    just like soul calibur 4 !

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    well yeah but not

    not Yoda

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    surely there is something in Exalted that would be able to replicate Yoda in a fashion.

    Vader's got to be easy to make.

    and the apprentice! a jedi knight of sorts in redemption. perhaps he'd be reincarnated as an exalt.

    with a summonable sword of pure essence and a bit of sorcery?

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    don't cross the streams

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you know who'd know a thing or two about abyssal diseases?

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    good idea

    rainfall, have any insight to offer?

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    There's two things to do with Abyssal diseases.

    Get drunk on celestial wine.

    Okay, one thing to do.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Li had the right idea.

    But not knowing better, he drank wine in the Underworld.

    Those skeletons seemed like good guys though.

    Crane where we going to find some celestial wine?

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    good idea

    rainfall, have any insight to offer?

    damnit dude

    not what i meant

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's not like an Abyssal is particularly good at removing diseases from their patients without 1. eating them or 2. making them hemorrhage black stuff, both of which are painful and un-fun for the victim.
    If only Crane had invested in some Solar Medicine, that stuff wouldn't last.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I would've rolled a skill to try to cure it.

    However, I suspect this wound can only be healed by Plotonium.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    And by plotonium you mean celestial booze. Sweet.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    we are so getting or cookin' up some celestial hooch for Li


    also hey rainy you should make your death save for Stick In The Mud and nudge the next person in line.

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