This is to you, Blind Melon, for providing my generation with a single so catchy we still sing along with it in its entirety every time it comes on the radio.
And then having your lead singer fucking die, you homps.
Hahah no. The Bar is on July 29.
Oh yeah I forgot, that's the other thing that's due around the same time as those two papers. Bar application sent in by March 31.
Can any of you accurately remember every speeding ticket you've gotten? Ugh.
July of 1999 and January 1st, 2006.
I hate you. I have gotten around five since I was seventeen. I do not remember all of the related details of these tickets.
I'm not even going to try to list parking tickets, that's just dumb.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
edited March 2008
So I've got some kind of rash moving up my hand. It was an itchy knuckle, now it's covered the majority of my backhand, and it seems to have jumped down my arm to my elbow. I think it must be some new cleaner they're using at work, since it's only affecting areas of my skin that come in direct contact with my desk.
So I've got some kind of rash moving up my hand. It was an itchy knuckle, now it's covered the majority of my backhand, and it seems to have jumped down my arm to my elbow. I think it must be some new cleaner they're using at work, since it's only affecting areas of my skin that come in direct contact with my desk.
Ask what kind of cleaner they are using, it could simply be because they didn't clean it off right.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Hahah no. The Bar is on July 29.
Oh yeah I forgot, that's the other thing that's due around the same time as those two papers. Bar application sent in by March 31.
Can any of you accurately remember every speeding ticket you've gotten? Ugh.
July of 1999 and January 1st, 2006.
I hate you. I have gotten around five since I was seventeen. I do not remember all of the related details of these tickets.
I'm not even going to try to list parking tickets, that's just dumb.
I've gotten three moving violations. One in the fall of 2001, another in the summer of 2002, and the most recent one last June.
Parking tickets were many and often, since it was only a $5 fine to park out of place in a lot of good spots in college, so I'd just pay for it.
Hahah no. The Bar is on July 29.
Oh yeah I forgot, that's the other thing that's due around the same time as those two papers. Bar application sent in by March 31.
Can any of you accurately remember every speeding ticket you've gotten? Ugh.
July of 1999 and January 1st, 2006.
I hate you. I have gotten around five since I was seventeen. I do not remember all of the related details of these tickets.
I'm not even going to try to list parking tickets, that's just dumb.
o_O
You're a reasonably attractive female; you have no excuse for getting speeding tickets. My sole parking ticket was June of 2007.
Hahah no. The Bar is on July 29.
Oh yeah I forgot, that's the other thing that's due around the same time as those two papers. Bar application sent in by March 31.
Can any of you accurately remember every speeding ticket you've gotten? Ugh.
July of 1999 and January 1st, 2006.
I hate you. I have gotten around five since I was seventeen. I do not remember all of the related details of these tickets.
I'm not even going to try to list parking tickets, that's just dumb.
And yet I bet you still have cheaper insurance then I do.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
So I've got some kind of rash moving up my hand. It was an itchy knuckle, now it's covered the majority of my backhand, and it seems to have jumped down my arm to my elbow. I think it must be some new cleaner they're using at work, since it's only affecting areas of my skin that come in direct contact with my desk.
Ask what kind of cleaner they are using, it could simply be because they didn't clean it off right.
Maybe, it started yesterday when I stuck my hand behind a very close desk to wall ratio to hook up a cat 5 cable. I scratched my knuckle against the drywall and it started itching, so I thought that might be it, just drywal dust, but it's on the other hand now, and on my elbow area where I rest it to type, so I'm lost. I know it's nothing at the house because nothing has been changed recently as far as detergents or soaps go. And I haven't made love to any south african livestock, so that idea is shot down.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
edited March 2008
My shoulder has started to hurt, must be all this science.
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Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
Hahah no. The Bar is on July 29.
Oh yeah I forgot, that's the other thing that's due around the same time as those two papers. Bar application sent in by March 31.
Can any of you accurately remember every speeding ticket you've gotten? Ugh.
July of 1999 and January 1st, 2006.
I hate you. I have gotten around five since I was seventeen. I do not remember all of the related details of these tickets.
I'm not even going to try to list parking tickets, that's just dumb.
o_O
You're a reasonably attractive female; you have no excuse for getting speeding tickets. My sole parking ticket was June of 2007.
For serious. My ex gf has never gotten a speeding ticket in her life. She's been pulled over like 8 times for speeding like crazy.
Hahah no. The Bar is on July 29.
Oh yeah I forgot, that's the other thing that's due around the same time as those two papers. Bar application sent in by March 31.
Can any of you accurately remember every speeding ticket you've gotten? Ugh.
July of 1999 and January 1st, 2006.
I hate you. I have gotten around five since I was seventeen. I do not remember all of the related details of these tickets.
I'm not even going to try to list parking tickets, that's just dumb.
o_O
You're a reasonably attractive female; you have no excuse for getting speeding tickets.
Let me try to list them:
First one, was leaving the high school and for a very short period of time went 40 in a 25. I was pretty nervous and didn't say much to the cop. Went to traffic school to get the ticket off my record.
Summer after my first year of college (I think?), I was drinking a root beer in a bottle while driving up I-5 to Seattle, going 80 and passing people in the left lane a lot. An unmarked car followed me for a while then called in his buddy to pull me over. He came up on me really fast from behind and when I saw him in my mirror I sort of freaked out and pulled over real fast, cutting off the guy in the lane next to me. The cop smelled my root beer and cited me for ten-over and an "unsafe lane change."
Uhhhh crap I think I got one while in Michigan for college, but I'm not sure? Maybe I don't have as many as I thought.
I got pulled over earlier this year while going from Bend to Portland. Madras police.
Anyway I never know what to say to "get out" of the ticket. Cause I'm not going to lie, I was speeding in all these cases. I would say I was going a reasonable speed, of course, but I was still breaking the law.
And here is the problem: they make you send in your DMV records. So anything that's on my record that I don't put down, that's being dishonest apparently. Even if I simply don't remember it. Ugh.
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AbsoluteZeroThe new film by Quentin KoopantinoRegistered Userregular
edited March 2008
My one-hit-wonder band of choice is Marcy Playground, personally.
I smell sex and candy yeah
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
edited March 2008
Been driving almost 12 years - my only ticket was doing 82 in a 70 zone (km/h) Feb '07.
EDIT: I'd like to add that I speed habitually. I believe the minimum is always 10 over, so I'm usually doing more than that. The only exception is in residential neighborhoods. I keep to either 50 or, in a playground/school zone, exactly 30.
I'm looking for online or print resources that might help one learn the theory behind design as well as practical instruction on tools like Photoshop.
Suggestions?
My advice for Photoshop is ‘screw around and maybe read tutorials’. It’s how I learned.
For design, C.R.A.P. will get you pretty far. For the rest just look at things with a more critical eye, trying to figure out the principle. Maybe learn a few major styles and some typography principles.
The only hard part of graphic design is doing a good job.
I'm going to have a revelation while scratching my nuts that semen has become an allergon to you AH, and you need to stop giving hand jobs to homeless people.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I'm going to have a revelation while scratching my nuts that semen has become an allergon to you AH, and you need to stop giving hand jobs to homeless people.
First one, was leaving the high school and for a very short period of time went 40 in a 25. I was pretty nervous and didn't say much to the cop. Went to traffic school to get the ticket off my record.
Summer after my first year of college (I think?), I was drinking a root beer in a bottle while driving up I-5 to Seattle, going 80 and passing people in the left lane a lot. An unmarked car followed me for a while then called in his buddy to pull me over. He came up on me really fast from behind and when I saw him in my mirror I sort of freaked out and pulled over real fast, cutting off the guy in the lane next to me. The cop smelled my root beer and cited me for ten-over and an "unsafe lane change."
Uhhhh crap I think I got one while in Michigan for college, but I'm not sure? Maybe I don't have as many as I thought.
I got pulled over earlier this year while going from Bend to Portland. Madras police.
Anyway I never know what to say to "get out" of the ticket. Cause I'm not going to lie, I was speeding in all these cases. I would say I was going a reasonable speed, of course, but I was still breaking the law.
And here is the problem: they make you send in your DMV records. So anything that's on my record that I don't put down, that's being dishonest apparently. Even if I simply don't remember it. Ugh.
Oh, Jesus, you do not drive 80 mph in Washington. Especially with out-of-state plates. I mean, seriously, I have to fight every California-trained driving reflex I have, but I still stick to 62 in the 60 zones.
There's no excuse for any of the rest. All you needed to do was cry.
My favorite ticket was the one where the cop nailed me from far enough ahead of me that he pulled out in front of me to pull me over. I was going... substantially over the speed limit. Substantially over enough that when he pulled me over, I thought I was going to be charged with a misdemeanor. One of two things happened: either he got the SUV in front of me with his radar gun, or he was eyeballing me, and basing the speed he thought I was going on the assumption the SUV was going the speed limit (it was a 65 zone). He walked up to the side of the car, I'm freaking the fuck out internally, and he says "license and registration, please." It was a CHP, too, so I know there's no way in hell I'm driving away with a warning. I hand him both, he asks about it being in my friend's parents' name (they were in the car). Then he asks "do you know why I pulled you over?"
"I guess I was speeding, officer."
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"Uh... I guess I was going over 65? We're on our way home from a concert that went late, officer, and our parents get paranoid when we're late. Sorry about that."
"Well, I clocked you doing 85."
[internal monologue]Yes! Yes! Yessss! Wooooooooo! Thank fucking god![/internal monologue]
"Oh, really? Oh, I'm so sorry, officer; I had no idea I was going that fast."
Ended up traffic-schooling it. I never in my life expected to be so happy getting a speeding ticket.
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A great speech.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pWe7wTVbLUU
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I hate you. I have gotten around five since I was seventeen. I do not remember all of the related details of these tickets.
I'm not even going to try to list parking tickets, that's just dumb.
Well, a couple weeks ago.
Ask what kind of cleaner they are using, it could simply be because they didn't clean it off right.
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I've gotten three moving violations. One in the fall of 2001, another in the summer of 2002, and the most recent one last June.
Parking tickets were many and often, since it was only a $5 fine to park out of place in a lot of good spots in college, so I'd just pay for it.
You're a reasonably attractive female; you have no excuse for getting speeding tickets. My sole parking ticket was June of 2007.
And yet I bet you still have cheaper insurance then I do.
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and allll i can do is read a book to stay awake
and it rips my life away, but it's a great escaaaaape
Maybe, it started yesterday when I stuck my hand behind a very close desk to wall ratio to hook up a cat 5 cable. I scratched my knuckle against the drywall and it started itching, so I thought that might be it, just drywal dust, but it's on the other hand now, and on my elbow area where I rest it to type, so I'm lost. I know it's nothing at the house because nothing has been changed recently as far as detergents or soaps go. And I haven't made love to any south african livestock, so that idea is shot down.
For serious. My ex gf has never gotten a speeding ticket in her life. She's been pulled over like 8 times for speeding like crazy.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I'm looking for online or print resources that might help one learn the theory behind design as well as practical instruction on tools like Photoshop.
Suggestions?
Let me try to list them:
First one, was leaving the high school and for a very short period of time went 40 in a 25. I was pretty nervous and didn't say much to the cop. Went to traffic school to get the ticket off my record.
Summer after my first year of college (I think?), I was drinking a root beer in a bottle while driving up I-5 to Seattle, going 80 and passing people in the left lane a lot. An unmarked car followed me for a while then called in his buddy to pull me over. He came up on me really fast from behind and when I saw him in my mirror I sort of freaked out and pulled over real fast, cutting off the guy in the lane next to me. The cop smelled my root beer and cited me for ten-over and an "unsafe lane change."
Uhhhh crap I think I got one while in Michigan for college, but I'm not sure? Maybe I don't have as many as I thought.
I got pulled over earlier this year while going from Bend to Portland. Madras police.
Anyway I never know what to say to "get out" of the ticket. Cause I'm not going to lie, I was speeding in all these cases. I would say I was going a reasonable speed, of course, but I was still breaking the law.
And here is the problem: they make you send in your DMV records. So anything that's on my record that I don't put down, that's being dishonest apparently. Even if I simply don't remember it. Ugh.
I smell sex and candy yeah
That means masturbating too much, doesn't it?
When I graduated college I had around $200 in parking tickets from the city that I eventually paid off. Parking in Ann Arbor is terrible.
I would never want to be in a vehicle with you driving.
Ok do those tests and when they come back negative put him on steroids.
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Eh? Going over the speed limit doesn't necessarily mean one is driving dangerously.
IT"S NEVER LUPUS!
EDIT: I'd like to add that I speed habitually. I believe the minimum is always 10 over, so I'm usually doing more than that. The only exception is in residential neighborhoods. I keep to either 50 or, in a playground/school zone, exactly 30.
For design, C.R.A.P. will get you pretty far. For the rest just look at things with a more critical eye, trying to figure out the principle. Maybe learn a few major styles and some typography principles.
The only hard part of graphic design is doing a good job.
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Cool, I don't feel safe with yours, internet stranger.
For listing such solid advice, that webpage is surprisingly awful looking.
Can I still get them from your mom though...
Wait, that's it! She changed lotions.
Am I part of it?
I think I might be, I'm not sure, though.
There's no excuse for any of the rest. All you needed to do was cry.
My favorite ticket was the one where the cop nailed me from far enough ahead of me that he pulled out in front of me to pull me over. I was going... substantially over the speed limit. Substantially over enough that when he pulled me over, I thought I was going to be charged with a misdemeanor. One of two things happened: either he got the SUV in front of me with his radar gun, or he was eyeballing me, and basing the speed he thought I was going on the assumption the SUV was going the speed limit (it was a 65 zone). He walked up to the side of the car, I'm freaking the fuck out internally, and he says "license and registration, please." It was a CHP, too, so I know there's no way in hell I'm driving away with a warning. I hand him both, he asks about it being in my friend's parents' name (they were in the car). Then he asks "do you know why I pulled you over?"
"I guess I was speeding, officer."
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"Uh... I guess I was going over 65? We're on our way home from a concert that went late, officer, and our parents get paranoid when we're late. Sorry about that."
"Well, I clocked you doing 85."
[internal monologue]Yes! Yes! Yessss! Wooooooooo! Thank fucking god![/internal monologue]
"Oh, really? Oh, I'm so sorry, officer; I had no idea I was going that fast."
Ended up traffic-schooling it. I never in my life expected to be so happy getting a speeding ticket.