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First publicity shot of Snake Eyes for GI Joe movie

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The movie's plot will revolve entirely around Shia LeBeouf being kidnapped by Cobra and his experiences as he attempts to seduce a hot co-ed prisoner.

    15 minutes of the GI-Joes and Cobra, 75 minutes of Shia spouting off bad sexual innuendo.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Also, Cobra Commander will be unmasked the entire time.
    FUCK YOU INSPECTOR GADGET MOVIE!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    man you know that they ain't even gunna give snakeyes any good lines, just cuz he's a damn ninja

    they'll probly make him all japanese and shit

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    man you know that they ain't even gunna give snakeyes any good lines, just cuz he's a damn ninja

    they'll probly make him all japanese and shit
    Snake Eyes is mute, Rank.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    A movie based on a decades-old cartoon that was really just a toy commercial is sure to be excellent.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    A movie based on a decades-old cartoon that was really just a toy commercial is sure to be excellent.
    transformers.jpg

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    there is no possible way they could screw this up

    it is fucking gi joe; there's nothing to screw up

    this will be super awesome

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wasn't there a comic reboot a little while ago that actually treated it all rather seriously?
    Does anybody remember what I'm talking about?

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Yes there was

    It was decent, but the silly take on GI Joe works better

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I seem to remember the idea that there were actually Senators that were secretly part of Cobra
    I actually like that idea

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    man, it's fuckin snakeeyes, they should give him a damn lightsaber or some shit

    and he wasn't goddamn mute, I had the fuckin talking toy. Backpack with the buttons and shit, he said like four different phrases. Still in my fuckin closet.

    YOOOO JOE! and shit

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    A movie based on a decades-old cartoon that was really just a toy commercial is sure to be excellent.
    transformers.jpg

    No, you're supposed to post something good here to disprove his point. Not something that proves his point.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Bloods End, you realize this won't go anywhere.

    I liked it, you didn't, neither of us are going to make an astounding comment that will change the other's opinion.

    Let it slide, man.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I have your family.

    How do you like it now.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    So I'm in a Harrison Ford movie

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Don't lecture me on the rules of war.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rank, Snake-Eyes was mute because he caught a fucking molotov cocktail or some such in the face.

    Also,

    token Is the the Blade 4 thread? har-har-har

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Wasn't there a comic reboot a little while ago that actually treated it all rather seriously?
    Does anybody remember what I'm talking about?

    I think Joe Casey did something with GI Joe.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Grimlock kicked the shit out of Destro

    it was the best

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What is that.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I could tell you all about why Snake Eyes is mute and almost anything you wanted to know.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh god I hope that idiot twins aren't in this.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    There were at least two GI Joe/Transformers crossovers, three if you count the one in the original GI Joe comic. Devils Due did a modern one, Dreamwave did one set in an alternate World War II-- Snake Eyes gets his face all mauled and doesn't have a first aid kit, so he covers his face in gunpowder and blows it up to cauterize the wounds. I'm actually going to get the Dreamwave one some time, if I can find it sometime when I have money. It has amazing artwork. Jae Lee, I think.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Douglas, no one asked.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    To be fair, blowing up gunpowder on your face to cauterize a wound is pretty badass

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jae lee is awesome

    he is doing marvel's dark tower series right now

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Come to think of it, most of the Cobra people are stupid as fuck.

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The GI Joe/Transformers cross over I read was the Marvel comics one, where Bumblebee was destroyed by the Joes and then rebuilt as Goldbug. Which they carried over into the Transformer comics.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm pretty sure it wasn't Jae Lee, it was probably Pat Lee.

    Pat Lee is not wonderful outside of robots.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    There is only one thing I care about in terms of G.I. Joe
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    Everything else can fuck off with it then

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wow, this is going to be horrendous.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Douglas, no one asked.

    Actually, someone did.
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    What is that.

    GI Joe was one of those things from childhood that I just can't re-embrace. I did start collecting comics again and never really quit playing vidya games, but I can't get back into GI Joe.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Come to think of it, most of the Cobra people are stupid as fuck.

    And hack characters like Shipwreck weren't.


    All I'm saying

    Four guys with beards
    One blond
    One black
    One with a scar
    In a big yellow van
    Trying to either fight communism
    Or trying to save the world from something vague that you never actually see.

    Now that'd be a GI Joe movie.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DouglasDanger wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Douglas, no one asked.

    Actually, someone did.
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    What is that.

    GI Joe was one of those things from childhood that I just can't re-embrace. I did start collecting comics again and never really quit playing vidya games, but I can't get back into GI Joe.

    I have your family too.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure it wasn't Jae Lee, it was probably Pat Lee.

    Pat Lee is not wonderful outside of robots.

    no doggie i am sure it was jae lee
    yeah fo sho
    Written by John Ney Rieber. Art by Jae Lee. Collecting the crossover of the year! Written by acclaimed writer John Ney Rieber (Captain America) with stunning artwork by Jae Lee (Inhumans), this landmark series re-imagines the classic characters who defined the concepts of 'hero' and 'villain' for generations, with grit, heart, and adrenaline. Within, you'll also find never-before-seen character designs, 'behind-the-scenes' bonus material, and more! This TPB contains Jae Lee's first Transformers work. Softcover, 162 pages, full color.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Come to think of it, most of the Cobra people are stupid as fuck.

    And hack characters like Shipwreck weren't.


    All I'm saying

    Four guys with beards
    One blond
    One black
    One with a scar
    In a big yellow van
    Trying to either fight communism
    Or trying to save the world from something vague that you never actually see.

    Now that'd be a GI Joe movie.

    Or.
    Four guys, no beards
    One black
    One blond
    One crazy
    Black van
    Fighting injustice
    And fleeing the government because of a crime they didn't commit.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Come to think of it, most of the Cobra people are stupid as fuck.

    And hack characters like Shipwreck weren't.


    All I'm saying

    Four guys with beards
    One blond
    One black
    One with a scar
    In a big yellow van
    Trying to either fight communism
    Or trying to save the world from something vague that you never actually see.

    Now that'd be a GI Joe movie.

    Or.
    Four guys, no beards
    One black
    One blond
    One crazy
    Black van
    Fighting injustice
    And fleeing the government because of a crime they didn't commit.

    I DON' NEED NONE OF YO JIBBA JABBA, FOOL.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure it wasn't Jae Lee, it was probably Pat Lee.

    Pat Lee is not wonderful outside of robots.
    Pat Lee isn't even wonderful with robots. He draws the robotic equivalent of Rob Liefeld's Cable.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Come to think of it, most of the Cobra people are stupid as fuck.

    And hack characters like Shipwreck weren't.


    All I'm saying

    Four guys with beards
    One blond
    One black
    One with a scar
    In a big yellow van
    Trying to either fight communism
    Or trying to save the world from something vague that you never actually see.

    Now that'd be a GI Joe movie.

    Or.
    Four guys, no beards
    One black
    One blond
    One crazy
    Black van
    Fighting injustice
    And fleeing the government because of a crime they didn't commit.

    I DON' NEED NONE OF YO JIBBA JABBA, FOOL.

    That would be the best team up ever.

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