Haha neither can I. The point of bowling is that it is one of the few sports where you can drink while playing.
If you're under 21 there's really no point in bowling.
If you suck, maybe. The bowling alley I used to frequent had a crazy junior league where the kids were all scoring above 200 every game. Had their own balls and everything.
There was a senior league that was the same. And a special-ed group that would come once a month or so to let the kids have fun. SpEd's will amaze you with their bowling prowess
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Stop getting all butthurt about it.
Just drop it.
it will be a dangerous mission
but i volunteer myself as a human test subject for this endeavor
in the name of science
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Haha yes. ^5
Haha neither can I. The point of bowling is that it is one of the few sports where you can drink while playing.
If you're under 21 there's really no point in bowling.
If you suck, maybe. The bowling alley I used to frequent had a crazy junior league where the kids were all scoring above 200 every game. Had their own balls and everything.
There was a senior league that was the same. And a special-ed group that would come once a month or so to let the kids have fun. SpEd's will amaze you with their bowling prowess
oh good, that leaves me with only a 50/50 chance of getting the lowest score
If I bowl over 100 it is a good night for me. Trust me you will have some serious competition.
...unless you do something stupid and the ball bounces over the bumper and into the gutter of the next lane. Rarely happens
I can usually get ~100, and I'm happy with that
hold the ball with one hand you fucking pussy
If you throw the ball hard enough into the gutter it will usually bounce out at the end. That's my strategy for a split.
Granny bowling with the bumpers up: ritual suicide is the only way
I'm surprised you aren't better. Bowling involves so much math and science and a poor taste in clothing
now I'm trying to remember what I wore to disneyland
I think it was a black cotton polo with a longsleeved undershirt, I mean, that's pretty classy
excellent
But you could dress gayer
I have seriously bowled a 23 trying
even if The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake of The Office isn't
we'll come harass you at work
I don't work on Sunday.
oh
well then uh
don't i look like a dummy!
Then what's the problem?
You don't have to drink at the bowling alley.
Well, you know, gotta work on monday. So I can't stay and party super late.
I gotta work on Monday too. Of course I don't have to work until the afternoon.
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
Just Sunday.
oh wait
What are you gonna do, walk to Santa Cruz?