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The SE++ Players present "A Man for All Seasons"(New Scene, Pg 10. Seriously.)

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
A YaYa/Mr Henry Bemis Joint

Funded by Ori Industries

Inspired by Messrs Koshian and Killjoy

A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS by Robert Bolt

Wiki summary: A Man for All Seasons is a play by Robert Bolt. An early form of the play had been written for BBC Radio in 1954, but after Bolt's success with The Flowering Cherry, he reworked it for the stage.

It was first performed in London opening at the Globe Theatre (now called the Gielgud Theatre) on July 1, 1960. It later found its way to Broadway, enjoying a critically and commercially successful run of over a year. It has had several revivals, and was subsequently made into a feature film and a television movie.

The plot is based on the true story of Sir Thomas More, the 16th-century Chancellor of England, who refuses to endorse or denounce King Henry VIII's wish to divorce his aging wife Catherine of Aragon, who could not bear him a son, so that he could marry Anne Boleyn, the sister of his former mistress. The play portrays More as a man of principle, envied by rivals such as Thomas Cromwell and loved by the common people and by his family.

Read the script here.

Then PM me with the part you'd like (first come first serve). When the parts have all been cast, we shall go through the play via posting our lines in whatever style you want. Pictures encouraged, cock jokes doubly so.




Note: DO NOT POST YOUR LINES WORD FOR WORD. MAKE UP YOUR OWN INTERPRETATION.

If anyone has questions, post them or PM them to me.


THE STORY SO FAR
The Common Man rises and flails his arms around wildly
Common Man: Shit is lame as all hell, son! Beginning this play with some weak ass Kings and Cardinals prattling on endlessly in esoteric fashion
while I nod my head and pretend to know what they're blabbing about!

If they're gonna do it they may as well do it right! An intelligent man'd would enlightened my ignorant ass with colorful talk and meaning that could hit me in the gut, and would've made a point not to dress these fools in this raggedy ass garb.

Why in God's name would anyone wear this crap? What does it mean? I can see their collective asses! A little bit of black material on old Adam would basically make us one in the same.

Man, I'd love if they'd let me come out naked. You'd see what I'm throwing around! No words for it!
I'd forgotten! Old Adam's screwed the pooch on this one!
Well, how about this? I'll put on my own little costume and show you jerks up!
The Common Man puts on something that vaguely resembles a McDonalds uniform

Steward: THE HOUSEHOLD STEWARD OF SIR THOMAS MORE!

Lights come up swiftly on set. The Common Man, now the Steward, takes from the basket five silver goblets, one larger than the others, and a jug with a lid, with which he furnishes the table. A burst of conversational merriment off; he pauses and indicates head of stairs

Steward:WE GONNA EAT!ALRIGHT, HERE COME THAT COMMON MAN, SON! THAT SIXTEENTH CENTURY BUTLER!
The Common Man takes a huge swig from the jug, labeled “Malt Liquor”

Steward: (Stammering, taken back by the strength of the drink)ALRIGHT THE SIX-
THE SIXTEENTH SSHENSHUURY OF SHHHHSHIXTEENTH SESNSHURRY OF THE COMMMUHN MAAN!

He sets down the jug

Steward:LIKE ALLA THEM! THASH MY PROPERISHUN!

Thomas More enters from the head of the stairs.

Steward: uhh...that's...Sir Thomas More.

More: Some o' that prune juice please, skippy?

Steward: Shit. Let's do this.

More peers into the jug.

More:Young man, did you piss in this?

Steward: (slurred) I AM THE LIZARD KING!

More: (mildly) Yeah fuck you, you stupid mick.

CAST

(If anyone wants the larger parts such as More and Alice, please PM me.)

Narrator: YaYa/Anyone who wants to fill in when I'm not around.

The Common Man: Anjin-San

Bio:
THATCOMMONMAN.jpg

Sir Thomas More: Centipede Damascus/DrIanMalcolm/YaYa when he feels like it

Richard Rich: Butler

Duke of Norfolk: Mr Henry Bemis
Bio:
awjeah.jpg

Alice More: Koshian

Margaret More: Belruel

Cardinal Wolsey: Grey Ghost

Thomas Cromwell: Munkus Beaver

Chapuys: Marshmallow


William Roper: Bucketman

Bio:
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King Henry the VIII: Raneados

Bio:
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Woman: Sonny

Cranmer: Artreus

Bio:
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Bizzaro Stormy: Himself

Regular Stormy: Himself

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh hey sweet

    i moused over this thread and saw my name and i was like wha??

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    as the financial backer, i reserve the right to come in at the last minute and make whatever changes i feel are necessary to make the play a commercial hit.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i get duke norfolk

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Congratulations to Marshmallow on landing the part of Cranmer!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    I get thomas cromwell.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man I would love to do this but you guys post pretty fast and I am in class for a large part of the day, I fear I would just hold you guys up

    Cromwell would be pretty sweet though

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Congratulations!

    Also, if anyone wants to write up a bio, I'll be happy to post it under your name in the cast list.

    Sorry Grey, Munkus got it.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hooray!

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hooray

    what is this play about

    i'm just the idea guy

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'll post a wiki summary in the OP, hang on.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am going to claim Sir Thomas More before anyone else does

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    OK hold up I want Wolsey, he doesn't have to do too much, I think I can handle it

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Actually, everyone who wants More, could you PM me, please?

    All yours, Grey.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This is a cool idea that will be executed terribly

    Short lines in quick succession will ruin it

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    does richard rich do much

    i like his name

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Richard Rich does do quite a bit.

    Also, Tossrock, if you have an idea on how to get around that, PM me, I'll give you a creative adviser credit or something.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    I think I'll stick to the audience.

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    uhm okay

    gimme richard rich

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Done and done.

    I'm gonna ask for PMs for the bigger parts.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    Richard Rich does do quite a bit.

    Also, Tossrock, if you have an idea on how to get around that, PM me, I'll give you a creative adviser credit or something.

    well, choosing a play that's composed primarily of long monologues rather than rapid dialog would help

    Frankly I think you'd have to write something with the presentation medium in mind for it to work out well

    But hey, if you can wrangle this into something interesting I'll be the first to commend it

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    Richard Rich does do quite a bit.

    Also, Tossrock, if you have an idea on how to get around that, PM me, I'll give you a creative adviser credit or something.

    Chatlogs on AIM should work.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yeah, that was the idea I had as well.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ahaha, I have 12 lines, I didn't think that was that few until I tried counting Richard's.

    Oh well, I'll have to make them count.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    I just liked the name Cromwell.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cromwell has quite a bit to do, Munkus.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is it possible I could switch characters to Chapuys?

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Okay, I'll work the kinks out once we've cast the whole show, but I'll PM the people who have large exchanges, and they can work out a time to do an AIM conversation where they recite their lines.

    Sure, Marshmallow.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    is this the play that the last scene of The Actor's Nightmare is from.?.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cool, thank you.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    is this the play that the last scene of The Actor's Nightmare is from.?.

    Yes, apparently.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    FRIEND BE NOT ASHAMED OF YOUR OFFICE FOR YOU SEND ME TO GOD

    or something something

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That's the one.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    oh man

    I'm all over Margaret More

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh man

    I'm all over Alice More

    Throw me a PM.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Okay, Cold Salmon and Hatred gets Margaret.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man, this is gonna be either the best or the worst thing ever.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If everyone stays on top of their AIM conversations and gets them in on time we should be fine.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    No I said I wanted Margaret in my PM

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Then fix your fucking post.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I did

    but then you quoted it

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