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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    maybe

    but there's always those odd bear scenes scattered here and there in gay porn and it's like 'yeah the harnesses are kind of silly fast forward fast forward fast forward'
    Those harnesses are usually leather.

    And harnesses are dumb.

    I'm talkin' cat suits and shit.

    there's not really a dude analogue for that so i guess i can't really comment

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, some of this seems like just too much effort.

    well latex vacuum beds mounted on walls don't just happen by themselves

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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2008
    what is a vacuum bed

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    sex just seems like an excuse to shout 'whee'

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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2008
    i googled it and uhh

    yeah no that's not really a turn on at all

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zonkytonkman wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, some of this seems like just too much effort.

    well latex vacuum beds mounted on walls don't just happen by themselves

    Seems like you'd need a separate room for that. I wonder if they have contractors that just install sex equipment.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    you know when han gets frozen in star wars?

    it's like that

    but with latex instead of carbonite

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    they do.

    i've contemplated starting a company

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Zonkytonkman wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, some of this seems like just too much effort.

    well latex vacuum beds mounted on walls don't just happen by themselves

    Seems like you'd need a separate room for that. I wonder if they have contractors that just install sex equipment.

    actually, my last girlfriend and i were planning out our dreamhouse once

    and we did have a sex room in mind

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    you know what works really well as a sex bench? A bench press bench

    noisy though

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    what is a vacuum bed

    this comes up as the first youtube results
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx4FuhBdLFM
    of course the japanese are into this

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zonkytonkman wrote: »
    they do.

    i've contemplated starting a company

    Seems like all you'd need is a van, a wholesale license, and a powerdrill.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Zonkytonkman wrote: »
    they do.

    i've contemplated starting a company
    you totally should

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    well, installing prebuilt sex equipment, not so much

    producing intricate wooden/welded equipment, and then renovating homes to have hidden sex rooms? That's a fairly lucrative business, especially in well to do neighbourhoods

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    what the fuck is sexually exciting about a vacuum bed

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the noise

    nananananananananananananananananananana

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    what is a vacuum bed

    this comes up as the first youtube results
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx4FuhBdLFM
    of course the japanese are into this

    and plenty others if you follow the comments on it.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zonkytonkman wrote: »
    well, installing prebuilt sex equipment, not so much

    producing intricate wooden/welded equipment, and then renovating homes to have hidden sex rooms? That's a fairly lucrative business, especially in well to do neighbourhoods

    the sex room we had planned was going to double as the guest bedroom

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    hrm, i was looking at random stuff online and found a site dedicated to ladies wrapped in saran wrap. That is something i can get behind

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why not tin foil?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    We're going to have a library, which seems to mean that it would be fitting. Rotating bookshelves are fucking awesome.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    what the fuck is sexually exciting about a vacuum bed
    look just find yourself some nice girl that only likes missionary and you won't have to deal with all this yucky adult stuff

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why not tin foil?

    "accidental" biting could be painful

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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2008
    i too find it sexually arousing to vacuum pack a partner like a piece of greek cheese

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why not tin foil?

    "accidental" biting could be painful

    my jaw hurts just thinking about it

    potatoe on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    what the fuck is sexually exciting about a vacuum bed
    look just find yourself some nice girl that only likes missionary and you won't have to deal with all this yucky adult stuff

    she also has to be a fan of disappointing sexual performance

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why not tin foil?

    "accidental" biting could be painful

    you have to google "women wrapped in tinfoil"

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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    what the fuck is sexually exciting about a vacuum bed
    look just find yourself some nice girl that only likes missionary and you won't have to deal with all this yucky adult stuff

    she also has to be a fan of disappointing sexual performance

    or you just need to find yourself someone who doesn't know better

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    apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Apotheos, how would you rate your sexual performance on a scale of "Nyquil doesn't put her to sleep this fast" to "My mother seems to like it"

    I describe my sexual performance as "two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven"

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    "so how about 1 and a half in purgatory?"

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why not tin foil?

    "accidental" biting could be painful

    you have to google "women wrapped in tinfoil"

    hrm, nothing sexy except asians rocking the blackface

    IMG_3652soot.jpg

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why not tin foil?

    "accidental" biting could be painful

    you have to google "women wrapped in tinfoil"

    hrm, nothing sexy except asians rocking the blackface

    IMG_3652soot.jpg

    Are we building more railroads all of a sudden?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    when did they perfect cloning?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I like your shirt

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    hrm, i was looking at random stuff online and found a site dedicated to ladies wrapped in saran wrap. That is something i can get behind
    Was this on archive.org?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why not tin foil?

    "accidental" biting could be painful

    you have to google "women wrapped in tinfoil"

    hrm, nothing sexy except asians rocking the blackface

    IMG_3652soot.jpg

    2342279846_3f903d8816.jpg

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    saran wrap is just latex for welfare recipients

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    which one is lostwords

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    hrm, i was looking at random stuff online and found a site dedicated to ladies wrapped in saran wrap. That is something i can get behind
    Was this on archive.org?

    nope. why, do you have fond memories of a site that got shut down many moons ago?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zonkytonkman wrote: »
    saran wrap is just latex for welfare recipients

    poor man's dental dam

    potatoe on
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