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My First Improv Mission

EvanderEvander Disappointed FatherRegistered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
So, last saturday, the 29th, I participated in a misson with the DC Defenestrators (who I found through Improv Everywhere Global.)

The mission was called "Famous For A Day", and consisted of tricking everyone on he national mall in to thinking that a regular guy was a celebrity. Here's a full write-up by the agent who organized it: http://brucewitzenburgcomedy.blogspot.com/2008/03/famous-for-day.html

I played one of the body guards (the one in the sun glasses, if you look at the pictures or videos) and it was very fun and exciting. DC Defenestrators is just getting started, and I'm hoping to participate in a lot more of this stuff in the future.

I haven't really gotten a chance to watch the video yet, there are a whole lot of them (on account of the fact that we had people playing fake Paparazzi) http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22famous+for+a+day%22+DC&search_type=




P.S. I went straight from the mission to the ball game between the Nats and the Os in the new Nationals' Park, which would have been awesome in and of itself, but I was also still wearing my suit. Watching baseball in a suit is also a lot of fun.

Evander on
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    guerilla improv is kinda

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    you are a huge man

    Phonehand on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    hellaciously gay good work

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    wait hold on

    since when did you stop becoming a black

    dammit man everybody keeps not being blacks when I think they might be blacks all the time

    Rankenphile on
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Where is your flame tipped cane evander.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Excellent. I love guerrilla theatre.

    Quetzi on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    wait hold on

    since when did you stop becoming a black

    dammit man everybody keeps not being blacks when I think they might be blacks all the time

    evander is the jew

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wait hold on

    since when did you stop becoming a black

    dammit man everybody keeps not being blacks when I think they might be blacks all the time

    evander is the jew
    oh yeaaaaah I knew that

    wait

    holy crap, they make jews that big?

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wait hold on

    since when did you stop becoming a black

    dammit man everybody keeps not being blacks when I think they might be blacks all the time

    evander is the jew
    oh yeaaaaah I knew that

    wait

    holy crap, they make jews that big?

    (he's not really jewish)

    PiptheFair on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Hey there's a group in Ithaca and a group in Buffalo
    Cool

    Me Too! on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hey there's a group in Ithaca and a group in Buffalo
    Cool

    I want to make an Odyssey joke but I'm just not feeling it

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Where is your flame tipped cane evander.

    I left my cane in the car, with our driver



    This was actually a week and a half after my knee surgery when it went down. I didn't know whether or not I'd be up for it until that day, but it was so worth it.



    I used the cane when I was at the ball game, though. That's how I guilted a lady in to letting me go in to the club seats area and take a look around.

    Evander on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    So did it work?

    Absolutely.



    Unfortunately, we weren't able to get Peter in to the Washington Monument without a ticket (our stated goal) but the ranger in charge really wanted to let him in; his boss was just being a hard-ass about the rules, so it was a moral victory.

    Evander on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I have heard of this before. Evander, that suit looks nice.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wait hold on

    since when did you stop becoming a black

    dammit man everybody keeps not being blacks when I think they might be blacks all the time

    evander is the jew
    oh yeaaaaah I knew that

    wait

    holy crap, they make jews that big?

    Ever see Israeli soldiers?



    Jews only come in two sizes; tiny, or extra large.

    Evander on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Your lack of jew fro is distressing.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think I read about one of these where people dressed up in blue polo shirts and khakis and slowly entered a best buy and attempted to convince people shopping they worked there.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook is actually one of the lost tribes of israel

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think I read about one of these where people dressed up in blue polo shirts and khakis and slowly entered a best buy and attempted to convince people shopping they worked there.

    Yeah, that was a thing that happened somewhere.



    This was only our second mission ever in DC (and my first, obviously) so we are still fairly new, and all. The first mission was a freeze, which is one of the more common ones, it seems.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Your lack of jew fro is distressing.

    I chopped off the Hebro AGES ago.



    Gotta look professional for the office, y'know?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Working hard for the man. I would've had it made into a wig so I could look in the mirror and remember what was. I'm a weirdo though so I am sure I just won't be looking.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Working hard for the man. I would've had it made into a wig so I could look in the mirror and remember what was. I'm a weirdo though so I am sure I just won't be looking.

    I'll always have the pictures.



    You know, when I met Khoo, he informed me that he'd seen photos of me in my underwear. Boy was THAT creepy.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    You posted them constantly.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    He lured Khoo out of hiding with his man scent.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    You posted them constantly.

    You wish.



    People photoshopped them constatly is what happened.

    Much to my delight, of course.

    Evander on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    wait hold on

    since when did you stop becoming a black

    dammit man everybody keeps not being blacks when I think they might be blacks all the time

    I've never been actually black.

    Just honorarally.





    I think you may have just been confused by my official non-white status.

    Evander on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    wait hold on

    since when did you stop becoming a black

    dammit man everybody keeps not being blacks when I think they might be blacks all the time

    I've never been actually black.

    Just honorarally.





    I think you may have just been confused by my official non-white status.
    You didnt know that everyone looks exactly like their avatars?

    Bedlam on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I love pranks like this.

    Harmless yet awesome.

    Like those guys that acted out that exact time loop in that coffee shop where a bunch of people that didn't look like they knew each other kept repeating the same set of conversations and actions, over and over again until it freaked people out.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Yeah that's the same improv everywhere people I think.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    when's your 'Evander Eats A Damn Salad' mission

    Knob on
  • A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rock on, Evander. I'm with a group that does that same sorta shit

    A Crow on
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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Yeah that's the same improv everywhere people I think.

    We aren't Improv Everywhere, we are just a group that is inspired by them.

    IE encourage other folks to go out and do this stuff, on the condition that they don't use their name, so I am just clarifying.

    We are the DC Defenestrators.

    Evander on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    when's your 'Evander Eats A Damn Salad' mission

    Salad isn't food.

    And I only eat food.

    Evander on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Yeah that's the same improv everywhere people I think.

    We aren't Improv Everywhere, we are just a group that is inspired by them.

    IE encourage other folks to go out and do this stuff, on the condition that they don't use their name, so I am just clarifying.

    We are the DC Defenestrators.

    Oh okay, I thought you were a branch of IE or somesuch, nevermind.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Yeah that's the same improv everywhere people I think.

    We aren't Improv Everywhere, we are just a group that is inspired by them.

    IE encourage other folks to go out and do this stuff, on the condition that they don't use their name, so I am just clarifying.

    We are the DC Defenestrators.

    Oh okay, I thought you were a branch of IE or somesuch, nevermind.

    Naw. We stand for the same things as them, but they are not responsible for our actions.

    Evander on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    You posted them constantly.

    You wish.



    People photoshopped them constatly is what happened.

    Much to my delight, of course.

    You asked them to photoshop them constantly.

    Dynagrip on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    You posted them constantly.

    You wish.



    People photoshopped them constatly is what happened.

    Much to my delight, of course.

    You asked them to photoshop them constantly.

    Not at all. I just ecouraged them to continue after they had already started.



    Dude, I have done plenty of awful things in my day. You don't have to make up new shit; you could just mention the real stuff.

    Evander on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    wait what happened to 10 of these pages

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