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PotU just likes mature women
hey I have tried to text you like three times
is my phone fucked up or yours or what? friday night I had written you this lonnng text and you said all it said was "that's cool" or whatever, and I was like man I am not writing that again
but long story short we ended up at the laurelhurst to see teeth, which is apparently 21+? then bars and stuff
so you were ineligible, young'un
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are people in your country in a constant state of decomposition
PotU just likes mature women
hey I have tried to text you like three times
is my phone fucked up or yours or what? friday night I had written you this lonnng text and you said all it said was "that's cool" or whatever, and I was like man I am not writing that again
but long story short we ended up at the laurelhurst to see teeth, which is apparently 21+? then bars and stuff
so you were ineligible, young'un
i haven't had a text from you in like three days
it's probably my phone
it's a piece of shit
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the dudes in the audience seemed a little uncomfortable
oh man that teeth
I wanted to see that
also I have been to the laurelhurst many times. It's only 21-and-over for certain showings. Unless they changed it since I've been gone.
I love that theater though, so that would make me sad
they had a sign up that said "21 and over for all showings" but maybe they just put it up after a certain time at night?
Probably.
I used to live on 18th and Ash so I would go there all the time. I think I probably went about three years in portland without seeing a first-run movie
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She never forgives. She never forgets.
Stupid goddamn phone.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
probably
PotU just likes mature women
give me a minute to spit my game and i'll be wearing those titties as a hat, girl
is my phone fucked up or yours or what? friday night I had written you this lonnng text and you said all it said was "that's cool" or whatever, and I was like man I am not writing that again
but long story short we ended up at the laurelhurst to see teeth, which is apparently 21+? then bars and stuff
so you were ineligible, young'un
I will send you pictures of my roommates dog having sex with a stuffed animal.
She's just pale and unwashed, like most people who post here. You're attacking the wrong demographic.
plus, you know, knob + texting = square root of 1 and all that
excuse me sir, i was talking to larlar
the dudes in the audience seemed a little uncomfortable
I'm having trouble understanding this math metaphor
the square root of 1 is also 1
why does knob + texting = 1
That would be splendid
(oh god noooooo)
i haven't had a text from you in like three days
it's probably my phone
it's a piece of shit
this is funnier though
i don't really know why because all i call them for is to clarify when and where we meet for pax things
except rank who calls me to tell me about seeing a monster truck
oh man that teeth
I wanted to see that
also I have been to the laurelhurst many times. It's only 21-and-over for certain showings. Unless they changed it since I've been gone.
I love that theater though, so that would make me sad
it is handy a handy tool when you are in a loud concert venue and you lose your 4 foot tall friend
they had a sign up that said "21 and over for all showings" but maybe they just put it up after a certain time at night?
i'm pretty sure rank has my number and i didn't get a call about it
Probably.
I used to live on 18th and Ash so I would go there all the time. I think I probably went about three years in portland without seeing a first-run movie
Fun fact: Cellphones are called Handy here.
please try to keep up with american slang
are you all like, 'man i have all these nails to put into a wall, it sure would be cellphone to have a hammer right now'
You both fail Math 11.
When you post like this it's hard not to imagine you sitting at your computer naked, smoking a cigar.
Don't you both have to bone each other?