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The Black Hunter
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Tomorrow I will be having minor (very very minor) surgery on my left ear, my good ear, the one I hear from.
There have been worries that the lovely bone dissolving disease will strike in that ear too after deafening my right ear, so what they do is cut a small hole in your ear drum, then but what looks like a bead in there (a gromet), so liquid can drain. This makes murderous bacteria have a slightly harder time about eating your brain stem.
It is quite a big thing though, as what they find tomorrow determines whether or not I'll need major surgery in that ear, or more importantly, will be able to hear, or even more importantly, will turn into a delapidated peice of shit after the major surgery, which was a real fucker last time.
If I held my head up too long I started twitching and basically chucking a seizure. This was extra fun when I landed face first on my pillow and couldn't move to breath for a good 40 seconds.
At least I miss work (high 5)
So, what has kept you dudes down lately?
There have been worries that the lovely bone dissolving disease will strike in that ear too after deafening my right ear, so what they do is cut a small hole in your ear drum, then but what looks like a bead in there (a gromet), so liquid can drain. This makes murderous bacteria have a slightly harder time about eating your brain stem.
It is quite a big thing though, as what they find tomorrow determines whether or not I'll need major surgery in that ear, or more importantly, will be able to hear, or even more importantly, will turn into a delapidated peice of shit after the major surgery, which was a real fucker last time.
If I held my head up too long I started twitching and basically chucking a seizure. This was extra fun when I landed face first on my pillow and couldn't move to breath for a good 40 seconds.
At least I miss work (high 5)
So, what has kept you dudes down lately?
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I don't remember anything about them except all the antibiotics I had to take.
Wow, that must have been fun
Today has been good, but the 2 days previous my balls hurt. At one point I felt something going on down there when I moved.
I thought it might be torsion, then remembered dudes here saying they couldn't even walk.
It is gone now though.
And no, masturbation went ahead as planned
I didn't come with a warranty.
I think I was missold. At least thats what my girlfriend keeps telling me.
Wensleydale?
Your warranty was null and void since you were sold at open item price.
No refunds either.
Man, she's going to be pissed.
:^: ?
I ended up falling asleep just as the specialist said "okay lets start the rectum exam"
Worst part was afterwords when I wake up in this room with like.. 8-10 other people and the nurse is all "okay people start farting I know you're all full of air". So you basically chill there in a room with 10 other people just all farting away.
i had eegs for breakfast the other day
they ain't no thang
not eegs
my bad
At least now I don't get ear infections so bad that they rupture my ear drum and cause pain like a gun shot wound to my head.
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Where are our two medicinal monstrosities?
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because I haven't mentioned it enough for the past week teehee
I can best describe it as a pain so intense, it felt like you gave a deep throat blow job to a lightsaber. After 3 or 4 days, it wasn't bad. The good thing was pain meds. Lots and lots of pain meds and a 2 week vacation from work.
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children have their tonsils out and they're fine
apparently it hurts worse the older you get
The tissue becomes much less flexible, more dense, and harder to remove. They really don't even cut the adenoids out...it's more of a sharpened spatula that they scrape and tear across the general area. Never, ever look that up on the interwebs a week before you have to get the surgery.
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actually I don't have anything really big on the horizon.
I'm still waiting on getting my dentures done though.
So I guess thats really the only thing
Take that, Science!
aging 4 times as fast?
Yeah, whats what I've heard. I had the flu a few weeks back and my tonsils swelled up bigtime and here I am a couple weeks later and they are still the same size. Thankfully they aren't sore anymore, just not going back to normal.
Ill just have to tough it out for a couple more weeks when I start working and ill have insurance.