The current cycle has had little change since I graduated from high school in late May of 2003.
I wake up. I jot down the time I get out of bed. If I have a new dream I recalled, I write the details on it first right after jotting down the time I woke up so I can later update my dream journal (within this report).
After this, I do any of 3 things throughout the rest of the day.
The first and primary is using my computer. Browsing the forums and checking my E-mail is almost always the first thing I do. Beyond that, it's either working on my website's next update, my current game project, or rarely anything else.
The second is watching TV, usually educational shows and sometimes the news or animated cartoons made before 1985 (after which, they get very bad). I mainly watch TV if the forums are dead and I have negative motive for anything else. I always watch TV while I'm eating since it's the only thing possible. I always watch TV when I'm eating, which takes about 2 hours. The worst time for watching TV for me is from 2:00 AM to about 6:00 AM where there's lots of "paid programming" things. It's not unusual for me to delay eating until something more worthy is on on TV.
The third thing is playing my video games. I only do so if the forums are dead (very little or no activity), have negative motive for doing anything on my computer, and that there's nothing of interest at all on TV. On rare occasions, I get hooked on playing my games for a week or two and often don't do use my computer or watch TV (TV only when I have to eat since I can't play my games and eat at the same time). It's almost always classics that I play, usually platform games.
I go to bed. When I declare I'm going to bed, I write down the time I went to bed just under the time I woke up. While in bed, I spend about 20 to 75 minutes writing details on the day's events. It then takes me about a half hour to finally fall asleep where I sleep usually 8 to 10 hours a day (although I have had cases of 17 hours and other monsters like that, they're quite rare).
I like how he just grossly over estimates the time it takes to do anything and uses that as an excuse to not do it.
Like he doesn't shower because it takes him 20 minutes to find a towel without stains on it.
Yeah. It's like he never stops to consider how maybe he's missing some important detail based on the evidence that the rest of the fucking world manages these simple tasks daily.
He lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and refuses to get a job because he has a fear of sitting (!) and they require him to shower (!) which he only does once a month, if that (!!) because his parents erronously told him that household water costs the same as commercially sold water (!!!) and he doesn't want to get married or have a child because both things involve having to spend money (!!!!) and oh my god, he is so lonely and sad and horrible
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
I really feel so sorry for the guy
he will probably never get laid even once before he kills himself
I bet his parents didn't even tell him that. I bet he just imagines they did to support his crazy theory that showering daily is too time/money intensive.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
no you don't understand
in the 3 hours it takes for him to have a shower
he could watch 2 and 2/5 educational TV shows
or write 3 more chapters of his elemental masters stories
and i will remember your name and face
on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast
and i will rejoice in your fall from grace
with a cane through the sky like "none shall pass"
sweet i'm wearing my Labor Days tshirt to work as I read this.. I think this makes me cool right?
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I think that's good for him. He probably had/has a lame life.
that is how we establish hierarchy
He's the fucking emperor then I guess?
theres always something better
waiting to be uncovered by fools in their quest for treasure and knowledge
unleashing a power they did not even imagine
Like he doesn't shower because it takes him 20 minutes to find a towel without stains on it.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
he will probably never get laid even once before he kills himself
and his parents
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
holy shit
He only showers once a month? I mean I'm ok with his weird-ass fear of chairs because some people are fucking nuts, but shit man
you need to shower....
aint no one broke the good news to him re: the cost of tapwater
in the 3 hours it takes for him to have a shower
he could watch 2 and 2/5 educational TV shows
or write 3 more chapters of his elemental masters stories
or program another level in his game
showers are a waste of time
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i mean, water is an element
I think he's on to something here
he for god damned certain doesn't have anything better to do with his time
edit but can the same not also be said for all things
it is more efficient to just wear diapers and change them every couple of days
we should bash losers more often
give it a couple years gramps, and you'll be there anyway
surprised he doesn't have a friend named dongy yet
i had an imaginary friend once
he was a bee-squito named stingy
though in retrospect, as most bees are females, and female mosquitoes are the ones that collect blood, stingy probably should have been a she
what a foolish child i was
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a better name would be "alpha-betty" and she could be a sassy lass
Since Ramius brought it up in a thread in the circus.
he just made them up to show to people
sweet i'm wearing my Labor Days tshirt to work as I read this.. I think this makes me cool right?
ahahahaha
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