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Nickelback: The Best Band Ever

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
dude let me tell you guys about a band

that band is Nickelback

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LOOK AT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

dude one time me and my friend got so wicked hammered at one of their concerts and swear to god there was this chick there, completely topless

then my friend puked on my shoes which is a wicked party foul

but that concert was awesome, man

got pulled over afterwards 'cause I was doing 100 in a residential

man we had some good times

SO YEAH WOO NICKELBACK

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fuck you.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wooooooo

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    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    no shoe, no

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    wow

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I know you're not drunk

    so I can only assume this thread was just a moment of poor judgment in your morning

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    just

    just wow

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    no

    no

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    someone once insisted to me that Hinder did not sound like Nickelback

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i like into the night but that isn't really nickelback it's santana

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Good job shoe. You're promoted to 2nd Leftenant.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Look at this photograph.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i love nickelback

    they fucking get me

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    if we were all gob

    then gob would not be on board

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That picture looks like a set of examples from a video game character generator. They all have different features, but are essentially all the same model.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I know you're not drunk

    so I can only assume this thread was just a moment of poor judgment in your morning

    I am but a vessel through which the glory of Nickelback flows, Kate darling

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2008

    heh I was looking for that

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  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    10/10

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    man, more like Nickelbutt

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think the thing I like most about Nickelback is their artistic integrity

    you just don't see that much these days

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    all glory to hypnotoad

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    let's chat about nickelback

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    WRONG!

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I wish I had a time machine, so I could go back in time and copyright Nickelback's songs. Then I come back to the present day and sue their asses off. Then I would buy some gold with the money and take it back in time to hire someone to kill the members' parents before they can be born.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    whoa hang on guys

    I think shoe might not be serious

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I heard that if you go swimming in the Amazon and take a leak then Nickelback swim up through your urethra and lodge there.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    this is how you remind me of what I really am

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    dude I was blasting some Nickelback the other day and some dude was like NICKELBACK SUCKS

    I threw a beer bottle at him

    that's what he gets for riding a bike, that faggot

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  • Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Shoe, I had no idea. We can go to Hanna next weekend, that is where Nickelback is from. It's about 2 hours north of us.

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  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    shoe silver side up defined essential music to me

    it's just, like, a pioneering masterpiece

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    SATURDAY NIGHT

    IS ALRIGHT

    FOR FIGHTING

    NICKELBACK

    WOOOOOO

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    everyone rate this thread 1 star

    for how terrible it is

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    But ultimately don't we all just want to be big rock stars?

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Shoe, I had no idea. We can go to Hanna next weekend, that is where Nickelback is from. It's about 2 hours north of us.

    I have family from Hanna. The town was built by Nickelback.

    True story. Every brick and wooden board was put into place by Chad Kroeger.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    my favorite part is probably the harmonies?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vladimer wrote: »
    shoe silver side up defined essential music to me

    it's just, like, a pioneering masterpiece

    dude yes

    I wanted How You Remind Me to be our graduation song but those assholes said no

    everybody always wants that fucking Vitamin C song

    where's that bitch now, huh

    she ain't Nickelback famous, that's for goddamn sure

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    5 star'd

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    everyone rate this thread 1 star

    for how terrible it is

    I'll rate you 1 star

    for your face

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give Nickleback a 9.5!

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