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A thread of historic proportions (leave your ignorance at the door)

MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
History

History is unbelievable. If it weren't for history, we would only know about a quarter of what we do now. If it weren't for history you'd all be sterile and produce asexually. History relates to anything that's happened in the past, and great things have been done that should never be forgotten. Some popular ways to look at history are:

1) The people who shaped it! This could be anyone from Mehmed II to Chiang Kai-shek to Nicola Tesla. People are the driving force behind history, and keeping track of who did what reminds us of what we're capable of.

2) Events in history! Feeling down? Read up on the Great Depression and be glad for what you have. History is great for gaining some perspective on things, but it isn't just about wars or disasters! There's also periods like the Renaissance, or the Golden Age of Spain to consider. Perspective, people!

3) Why are things like they are today? Why do Canadians have both French and English on their food items? Why is there a North and South Korea? What ever happened to that Dodo bird? All of these can be answered through history.

History is essential for us to make progress. It is awesome and rad, and we should all embrace it. This thread is for us to talk about our favourite things in history, and maybe learn a dang thing or two.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Those who ignore history are doomed to something something

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    History is amazing. Except for Browser history, that needs to be purged nightly...

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    military history is pretty cool

    diagrams of battles and stuff

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    fuck yes

    history is my shit

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Also, if it were not for history, action film heroes would have no school subject to compare their enemies to seconds before their poetically fitting and barely off-camera demise.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Those who ignore history are doomed to something something

    this is the paper I'm writing now

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    hastings-map.gif

    Fuck.
    This.
    Shit.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What is happening there. Who is battling, why.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    alternatively

    yorkswaterloocampaignmaai2.jpg

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    hastings-map.gif

    Fuck.
    This.
    Shit.

    you got something in your eye there Harold...
    haroldkilled.jpg

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    history wouldn't have suffered from having a bigger budget

    probably could have stood more titties

    maybe a couple of extra explosions

    Michael Bay's History

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That is Hastings, Meiss. You can tell because its on a hill, between Saxons and Normans, as well as referencing "Duke William of Normandy" who became William I the Conqueror, King of England after his victory and a "Harold" who was Harold Godwinson, king of Saxon England until one of William's archers got lucky and shot him in the face.

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  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    RJWinters.jpg

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    history wouldn't have suffered from having a bigger budget

    probably could have stood more titties

    maybe a couple of extra explosions

    Michael Bay's History

    "I used 7 helicopters."

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What is happening there. Who is battling, why.
    You are not a Britishman, that is for certain.

    It is the most famous battle in British history.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    We have learned that the world has great history. And thanks to great leaders such as Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and... Socratic Method... the world is full of history.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Areté wrote: »
    RJWinters.jpg

    Band of Brothers hi5

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That is Hastings, Meiss. You can tell because its on a hill, between Saxons and Normans, as well as referencing "Duke William of Normandy" who became William I the Conqueror, King of England after his victory and a "Harold" who was Harold Godwinson, king of Saxon England until one of William's archers got lucky and shot him in the face.

    What was the significance here? I'm not usually drawn to learning about wars, since there are so many. I like learning about the big events and such.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I have this book called PostWar by Tony Judt

    It's about post ww2 europe

    I still have to get around to reading it

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What is happening there. Who is battling, why.
    You are not a Britishman, that is for certain.

    It is the most famous battle in British history.

    Whenever people poke my ignorance it burns like a thousand suns.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That is Hastings, Meiss. You can tell because its on a hill, between Saxons and Normans, as well as referencing "Duke William of Normandy" who became William I the Conqueror, King of England after his victory and a "Harold" who was Harold Godwinson, king of Saxon England until one of William's archers got lucky and shot him in the face.

    What was the significance here? I'm not usually drawn to learning about wars, since there are so many. I like learning about the big events and such.
    1066, the last time England was successfully invaded.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What is happening there. Who is battling, why.
    You are not a Britishman, that is for certain.

    It is the most famous battle in British history.

    Whenever people poke my ignorance it burns like a thousand suns.
    Hey I am pretty ignorant about battle history, too.

    War is not my thing, and our history lessons didn't teach dates. It's all about the social aspect.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That is Hastings, Meiss. You can tell because its on a hill, between Saxons and Normans, as well as referencing "Duke William of Normandy" who became William I the Conqueror, King of England after his victory and a "Harold" who was Harold Godwinson, king of Saxon England until one of William's archers got lucky and shot him in the face.

    What was the significance here? I'm not usually drawn to learning about wars, since there are so many. I like learning about the big events and such.

    Well for one thing, William was duke of Normandy, and when he became King of England he married Eleanor of Aquitaine and the two of them ruled all of southern England and about half of France, which lead to the Hundred Years War a couple centuries later.

    The battle is important because it is the battle where William won his crown. After Godwin, the previous Saxon king died, William tried to become his heir (he had links to the crown) but Godwin named Harold instead. After Harold's death William placed himself on the throne and established the Norman dynasty. Did you know that until the 1800s French was used in the English legal system? Thats because during William's time (and the following centuries) the ruling caste of English noblemen were largely Norman Franks.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Apparently the Mongols killed the most people in any war before being outdone by World War II. Damn, Genghis.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Apparently the Mongols killed the most people in any war before being outdone by World War II. Damn, Genghis.

    Excuse me, do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Genghis and Kublai Khan were pretty awesome, all things considered.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Apparently the Mongols killed the most people in any war before being outdone by World War II. Damn, Genghis.

    Excuse me, do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

    No, but they did, didn't they?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Apparently the Mongols killed the most people in any war before being outdone by World War II. Damn, Genghis.

    Excuse me, do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

    No, but they did, didn't they?

    They totally did and had a kicking Pax Mongolica thing going for a while

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Shit guys it was Henry II who married Eleanor of Aquitaine how did I mess that up.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Apparently the Mongols killed the most people in any war before being outdone by World War II. Damn, Genghis.

    Excuse me, do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

    No, but they did, didn't they?

    Really?

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I thought the battle of hastings was in 1066...I'm so confused. When did the Europeans stop the muslim invasion of Europe?

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  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    When I was a junior my history teacher had this on his wall and I always liked it
    When the Nazis came for the communists,
    I remained silent;
    I was not a communist.

    When they locked up the social democrats,
    I remained silent;
    I was not a social democrat.

    When they came for the trade unionists,
    I did not speak out;
    I was not a trade unionist.

    When they came for the Jews,
    I remained silent;
    I wasn't a Jew.

    When they came for me,
    there was no one left to speak out.

    And yes, hi5 for band of brothers.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Apparently the Mongols killed the most people in any war before being outdone by World War II. Damn, Genghis.

    Excuse me, do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

    I don't know kid, I just work here.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Doodmann wrote: »
    I thought the battle of hastings was in 1066...I'm so confused. When did the Europeans stop the muslim invasion of Europe?

    That would be the Battle of Tours, when Charles Martel (Charles the Hammer) stopped a Moorish army (that was more of a large raiding party) and stopped Islam from spreading beyond Iberia.

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Areté wrote: »
    When I was a junior my history teacher had this on his wall and I always liked it
    When the Nazis came for the communists,
    I remained silent;
    I was not a communist.

    When they locked up the social democrats,
    I remained silent;
    I was not a social democrat.

    When they came for the trade unionists,
    I did not speak out;
    I was not a trade unionist.

    When they came for the Jews,
    I remained silent;
    I wasn't a Jew.

    When they came for me,
    there was no one left to speak out.

    And yes, hi5 for band of brothers.

    What's that from? I recognize it because Anti Flag stole it for a song, I should have guessed they didn't make it up.

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    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

    Finally somebody caught on.

    Sorry, Meiss. This is now the Bill and Ted Quote Thread.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Theres the word french in the OP

    :^: thread

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If you want to learn any cool history there are loads of brilliant history podcasts. I just subscribed to a podcast that is talking about the history of the Byzantium Empire.

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