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So I just had 3 teeth forcibly removed from my mouth...

SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!!Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
Bye, wisdom teeth. Hello massive quantities of blood!

My mouth is still numb as fuck but at least I got the day off work. I can't eat real food for a week tho which sucks. I'm limited to soups and yogurt and the like.

Here's something totally not gross:
Since it was a local anesthesia, I got to hear them crack one of my teeth.



Several times!


They gave me a bottle of codeine for the pain, but I'm not a pussy and since I won't be using any of it, I'm going to sell the pills on ebay. That's still legal, right? I'll update this post with the links shortly.

Ok, now it's your turn to tell me your wisdom teeth/other surgery stories.

Go! :D

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I hope you drown in your own blood when you lie down to take a nap.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i had to get 3 taken out too

    they weren't wisdom teeth

    and i had to walk like a mile home after

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I had that done a few months ago, luckily I only had two and only on my bottom jaw

    But apparently they had to remove one, wait a week, then remove the other because "we can't numb both sides of the jaw" which effectively doubled the length of time until I could eat real food again

    I still have empty sockets where they used to be

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't have wisdom teeth and according to my orthodontist I never will.

    Woo.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You're one step closer to giving awesome blowjobs.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I had my wisdom teeth out a few years back. Took some great macro shots with my camera of the dislodged molars. Enjoy!
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I don't have wisdom teeth and according to my orthodontist I never will.

    Woo.

    hi5. This is my situation. Enjoy your pain, suckas

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    also I applaud your Klingon-like approach to pain medication.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I had my wisdom teeth out a few years back. Took some great macro shots with my camera of the dislodged molars. Enjoy!
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    I will not, thank you.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I don't have wisdom teeth and according to my orthodontist I never will.

    Woo.

    hi5. This is my situation. Enjoy your pain, suckas

    hi5

    Every time I hear someone bitch about getting their wisdom teeth out I sit there and grin like a crazy person.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    RedTide wrote: »
    I hope you drown in your own blood when you lie down to take a nap.

    Not bloody likely.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    I had my wisdom teeth out a few years back. Took some great macro shots with my camera of the dislodged molars. Enjoy!
    teethqr5.th.jpg

    I will not, thank you.

    I'm not even going to look, never mind enjoy.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    man dig into that codeine dude its good shit

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh yeah, and I didn't take the Oxycodine that they prescribed to me for the "pain" of having stitches in my mouth. I was like "Whatever, this ain't so bad."

    I resisted the urge to sell the meds too because I am a moral person.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    i already had my wisdom teeth out! it kinda ruled, because i was stoned the whole time

    also: opiates make me throw up, but it only lasted like a day anyway, so woot city

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  • PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My dad had 5 wisdom teeth removed. They had to cut under his jaw line to get the fifth one.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Green wrote: »
    I had that done a few months ago, luckily I only had two and only on my bottom jaw

    But apparently they had to remove one, wait a week, then remove the other because "we can't numb both sides of the jaw" which effectively doubled the length of time until I could eat real food again

    I still have empty sockets where they used to be

    That's a crock of shit.

    I had both sides of mine done in the same sitting.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I don't have wisdom teeth and according to my orthodontist I never will.

    Woo.

    your lack of wisdom [tiny]teeth[/tiny] comes as no surprise

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh yeah, and I didn't take the Oxycodine that they prescribed to me for the "pain" of having stitches in my mouth. I was like "Whatever, this ain't so bad."

    I resisted the urge to sell the meds too because I am a moral person.

    Damn man, it was the one time you could legally enjoy some controlled narcotics and you pass it up. Now you'll always be wondering what you missed.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    i have not been to the dentist in so long

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    they gave me vicodin for my wisdom teeth recovery period, that shit is no joke at all

    I kept wanting to sleep but every time I closed my eyes I got the sensation you get when you lean back in a chair a little too far and then just barely catch yourself, only it was on an endless loop

    it was miserable

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I didn't get shit for pain meds

    They gave me fucking Tylenol :x

    I hate my cheap dentist

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    I had my wisdom teeth out a few years back. Took some great macro shots with my camera of the dislodged molars. Enjoy!
    teethqr5.th.jpg

    I will not, thank you.

    I'm not even going to look, never mind enjoy.

    They're just teeth!

    With bits of gum still stuck to them and covered in my blood.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    also a simple meal that you can eat is mashed potatoes
    get a bunch of potatoes, boil them and smash them up and heap it into a bowl
    pour a bunch of instant gravy over it and get eating

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pussum wrote: »
    My dad had 5 wisdom teeth removed. They had to cut under his jaw line to get the fifth one.

    One of those was a throw back to the time of Moses when everyone apparently lived to be 400 years old according to the bible. Wisdom wisdom teeth as it were.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I don't have wisdom teeth and according to my orthodontist I never will.

    Woo.

    your lack of wisdom [tiny]teeth[/tiny] comes as no surprise

    snap

    taters you have been making excellent posts lately

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    man they gave you local anesthesia? I got gassed for my wisdom teeth and got vicodin afterwards.

    the crappy thing is I was about 1/8 inch of being able to keep mine. Stupid giant head not being giant enough

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    also I applaud your Klingon-like approach to pain medication.

    Q'apla!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I had mine out when I was 17 and for pain medication my old man got me fucked up on bourbon instead of the Tylenol 3. What a fantastic man. My mother was all pissed, but he felt like any man that just had 4 teeth forcibly ripped from his jaw deserved to have a few drinks.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mine had three roots on them instead of two. Worst superpower ever.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    haha suckers codeine is over the counter here in small doses and usually/always in combination with other meds such as ibuprofen or paracetamol but that shit can be filtered out easy

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  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Never had my wisdom teeth pulled, just turned 22 last week. I hear that's uncommon?

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    man they gave you local anesthesia? I got gassed for my wisdom teeth and got vicodin afterwards.

    the crappy thing is I was about 1/8 inch of being able to keep mine. Stupid giant head not being giant enough

    I requested a local for a couple reasons:

    1) It's cheaper

    2) I'm not afraid of shots

    3) I could remember the conversations I had with the ortho.

    4) His assistant was kinda hot and busty so I got some faceboob action.

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  • Captain SmiggyCaptain Smiggy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My wisdom teeth came in when I was like 13. And I'm a freakin dumbass so it's like, wtf?

    EDIT: i also apparently have a big enough head that I'll never need to get them out. All that early wisdom must've swelled my head....

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Never had my wisdom teeth pulled, just turned 22 last week. I hear that's uncommon?

    Eh, you've just evolved faster than the rest of us. Congrats.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    does anyone else have little divots in their gums from the removal?

    also: i had a hole in my sinus cavity as a result of a tooth breaking through in there, so all i could smell for a week was blood

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    man they gave you local anesthesia? I got gassed for my wisdom teeth and got vicodin afterwards.

    the crappy thing is I was about 1/8 inch of being able to keep mine. Stupid giant head not being giant enough

    I requested a local for a couple reasons:

    1) It's cheaper

    2) I'm not afraid of shots

    3) I could remember the conversations I had with the ortho.

    4) His assistant was kinda hot and busty so I got some faceboob action.

    #4 was just a stroke of luck as I had requested the local a week ago during my consultation.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I had all four pulled out at once.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    man they gave you local anesthesia? I got gassed for my wisdom teeth and got vicodin afterwards.

    the crappy thing is I was about 1/8 inch of being able to keep mine. Stupid giant head not being giant enough

    I requested a local for a couple reasons:

    1) It's cheaper

    2) I'm not afraid of shots

    3) I could remember the conversations I had with the ortho.

    4) His assistant was kinda hot and busty so I got some faceboob action.

    ^5 my good man.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Oh yeah, and I didn't take the Oxycodine that they prescribed to me for the "pain" of having stitches in my mouth. I was like "Whatever, this ain't so bad."

    I resisted the urge to sell the meds too because I am a moral person.

    Damn man, it was the one time you could legally enjoy some controlled narcotics and you pass it up. Now you'll always be wondering what you missed.

    No I won't.

    "Oooh I'm all loosey-goosey! My brain feels like it has regressed several years! Wooo!"

    That pretty-much sum it up? Narcotics are boring. I just spent my time-off over the next two days playin video games I never have the time to play normally.

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