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MY DEMANDS FOR CESSATION OF MARD STATUS

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I just ask for / refer to my drinks by name.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    coke is a brand you guys not just a soda

    coke makes sprite

    No, the Coca Cola Company makes Sprite.

    "Coke" is slang for Coca Cola, the beverage.

    :^:

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    I said soft drink when I was eight because my teachers were australian

    since then, soda but I don't drink it so I don't have to say it often

    soft drink is almost acceptable

    A very odd term when you think about it
    Basically just "not alcohol"

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    YOU SAY HEY GUYS, I'M GOING OUT TO GRAB A COKE, YOU GUYS WANT SOMETHING?

    THEN THEY ARE ALL "YEAH, BRING ME A SPRITE"

    AND YOU COME BACK WITH A MOUNTAIN DEW AND A SPRITE

    AND FOR FUCKS SAKE THERE IS NO "FLAVOR OF COKE" BULLSHIT UNLESS YOU ARE TALKIN ABOUT VANILLA COKE THEN IT IS OK I GUESS

    no you see, this sounds so dumb to me. 'i want a coke, but not a coke, a sprite'

    why not just say soda?

    That's not how it even works.

    so then you do not use 'coke' you use the name of whichever soda you are drinking. if someone had a sprite and someone asked them what they were drinking here, they could answer 'a soda' or 'sprite'. would someone answer either 'a coke' or 'a sprite' in alabama?

    Yes, actually.

    It's common for a person drinking sprite or whatever to get up and say "I'm gonna go get another coke."

    this is just silly.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    I said soft drink when I was eight because my teachers were australian

    since then, soda but I don't drink it so I don't have to say it often

    soft drink is almost acceptable

    A very odd term when you think about it
    Basically just "not alcohol"

    Would coffee be considered a "soft drink"?

    I guess it would.

    Hmmmmmmmmm

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    tube is saying filthy things to me in PM

    who do I report this repulsive behavior to

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    YOU SAY HEY GUYS, I'M GOING OUT TO GRAB A COKE, YOU GUYS WANT SOMETHING?

    THEN THEY ARE ALL "YEAH, BRING ME A SPRITE"

    AND YOU COME BACK WITH A MOUNTAIN DEW AND A SPRITE

    AND FOR FUCKS SAKE THERE IS NO "FLAVOR OF COKE" BULLSHIT UNLESS YOU ARE TALKIN ABOUT VANILLA COKE THEN IT IS OK I GUESS

    no you see, this sounds so dumb to me. 'i want a coke, but not a coke, a sprite'

    why not just say soda?

    That's not how it even works.

    so then you do not use 'coke' you use the name of whichever soda you are drinking. if someone had a sprite and someone asked them what they were drinking here, they could answer 'a soda' or 'sprite'. would someone answer either 'a coke' or 'a sprite' in alabama?

    Yes, actually.

    It's common for a person drinking sprite or whatever to get up and say "I'm gonna go get another coke."

    Common for dumb people maybe

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Orik

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    tube

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    tube is saying filthy things to me in PM

    who do I report this repulsive behavior to

    forward it to me

    i'm bored

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    YOU SAY HEY GUYS, I'M GOING OUT TO GRAB A COKE, YOU GUYS WANT SOMETHING?

    THEN THEY ARE ALL "YEAH, BRING ME A SPRITE"

    AND YOU COME BACK WITH A MOUNTAIN DEW AND A SPRITE

    AND FOR FUCKS SAKE THERE IS NO "FLAVOR OF COKE" BULLSHIT UNLESS YOU ARE TALKIN ABOUT VANILLA COKE THEN IT IS OK I GUESS

    no you see, this sounds so dumb to me. 'i want a coke, but not a coke, a sprite'

    why not just say soda?

    That's not how it even works.

    so then you do not use 'coke' you use the name of whichever soda you are drinking. if someone had a sprite and someone asked them what they were drinking here, they could answer 'a soda' or 'sprite'. would someone answer either 'a coke' or 'a sprite' in alabama?

    Yes, actually.

    It's common for a person drinking sprite or whatever to get up and say "I'm gonna go get another coke."

    this is just silly.

    where munkus is from, "colon" is local terminology for "everything inside my skull"

    so that explains that

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    tube is saying filthy things to me in PM

    who do I report this repulsive behavior to
    a bigger tube

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    coke is a brand you guys not just a soda

    coke makes sprite

    No, the Coca Cola Company makes Sprite.

    "Coke" is slang for Coca Cola, the beverage.

    :^:

    man i ain't go callin' sodas coke, i am tryin to rationalize this

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    get an adult

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    tube is saying filthy things to me in PM

    who do I report this repulsive behavior to

    Ramius
    He gets off on shit like that
    Perv

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bedlam wrote: »
    and you dont use soda because its a hick term and you are trying to be civilized people here.

    Did you even see the fucking map?

    The non-hicks call it soda.

    The hicks call it pop.

    The superhicks call it coke.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    You have to understand just how popular coke is down here.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    tube is saying filthy things to me in PM

    who do I report this repulsive behavior to

    A truck.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    and you dont use soda because its a hick term and you are trying to be civilized people here.

    Did you even see the fucking map?

    The non-hicks call it soda.

    The hicks call it pop.

    The superhicks call it coke.
    The map is inherintly flawed and you are a dummy face.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    and you dont use soda because its a hick term and you are trying to be civilized people here.

    Did you even see the fucking map?

    The non-hicks call it soda.

    The hicks call it pop.

    The superhicks call it coke.
    The map is inherintly flawed and you are a dummy face.

    yeah jeez framling

    empirical evidence clearly has no place in scientific research

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I am pretty sure I once made a thread with the title "What's your favorite coke?"

    And the choices were a myriad of things, including Pepsi.

    I don't know where I picked the habit up from, but if it pisses people like munkus off then it is pretty great.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    You have to understand just how popular coke is down here.

    Wait, coke as in the flavor coke, or the word coke?

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I would like a cherry phosphate, please!

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Non-coastal states are as wrong about their soda word choice
    As they are about voting for Bush

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    You have to understand just how popular coke is down here.

    He's not lying. People will actually get pissed if your restaurant only has Coke products and they want Pepsi, or vice versa.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    I refuse to call coke a flavor.

    That's just fucking retarded.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    y'all better stop talking about soft drinks

    I don't can have soft drinks

    Tube on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    pffft

    tube

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Coke flavored slurpies munkus, mmm-mmm.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I refuse to call coke a flavor.

    That's just fucking retarded.

    Cola is a flavor
    Coke is a brand of cola

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I am drinking so much Mountain Dew right now.

    DO THE DEW! Woah! OTHER TERRIBLE ACTION COMMERCIAL PHRASES!

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    and you dont use soda because its a hick term and you are trying to be civilized people here.

    Did you even see the fucking map?

    The non-hicks call it soda.

    The hicks call it pop.

    The superhicks call it coke.
    The map is inherintly flawed and you are a dummy face.

    yeah jeez framling

    empirical evidence clearly has no place in scientific research
    I wouldnt exactly call it empirical when only 4% of the population was polled. And that probably wasnt evenly spread out either.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I like water.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    y'all better stop talking about soft drinks

    I don't can have soft drinks

    you can has soft drinks if you really try

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Whenever you use "coke" as a catchall for carbonated beverages you pave the road to depravity.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I refuse to call coke a flavor.

    That's just fucking retarded.

    nono

    referring to every soda brand as coke, which is a brand, is retarded

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Rage.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    more like tardbored pube

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    You have to understand just how popular coke is down here.

    He's not lying. People will actually get pissed if your restaurant only has Coke products and they want Pepsi, or vice versa.

    I'm pretty sure Pepsi is outlawed in Atlanta
    And drinking R.C. Cola can get you the Death Penalty

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    what's a mard

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