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I'm not allowed to listen to Tenacious D at work any more.

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
Apparently my boss doesn't like being called a Cock-ayuss by a computer.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    sounds like your boss' problem

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    that is awful

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    rank, you just need to give him some love, maybe some smoochies too

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    also, apparently the receptionist is adverse to a little bit of hard fucking

    man, what a bunch of squares

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Your boss is lame. Tell him do a couple cock-pushups and get over it.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    rank, you just need to give him some love, maybe some smoochies too
    I refuse to say please

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    you should talk to Lee about that, Rank

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    buy them dinner

    FROM ZANZIBAR

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Make a thread about it.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fuck him gently

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  • 1ddqd1ddqd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Maybe you have something in your teef?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I listened to Tenacious D at work, Rank. I wasn't wearing pants, either. This is because I work from home. Maybe you should change jobs.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    my boss just told me a whale joke

    would any of you like to hear it

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    my boss just told me a whale joke

    would any of you like to hear it

    Sexual harassment is not a joke

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    my boss just told me a whale joke

    would any of you like to hear it
    go for it

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    my boss just told me a whale joke

    would any of you like to hear it

    Sexual harassment is not a joke
    ahahahahahAHHAHA

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Do you not own headphones?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    two whales, a male and a female, are swimming under a boat filled with sailors

    the boy whale is bored and says to the female "you know what would be hilarious -- if we swam to the surface and sprayed those sailors with water from our blowholes"

    the girl whale says "no, that's stupid, c'mon"

    but the boy whale finally convinces her and they swim up to the surface and spray water all over the boat, and the boat goes reeling and sailors fly everywhere into the water

    the whales are like "oh man that was great"

    then the boy whale says "oh shit -- even funnier idea, get this: let's go eat some of those sailors, that would be hilarious, come on"

    but the fe-whale says "look, you talked me into the blowjob, but I am not going to swallow any seamen"

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    hahahahha

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That whale is such a whore

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It was funny when I heard it in 8th grade.

    Still a little funny now.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ba-zing.

    that is a successful whale joke.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    fe-whale

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    silly whales

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    my boss is obsessed with whale jokes

    he asks me every day if I have heard any new ones

    and if I don't come up with something he gets in a foul mood for like an hour

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Does he have the thing for larger women?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    if you're trying to take over my pity party with your damn fat girl jokes, I swear to god I'm going to boot you right in your protruding craw

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    a long ass time ago

    in a town called kickapoo

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    sidehatch

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rank did you actually like my joke

    This is important to my well-being

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    no he just thinks whale jokes are hilarious for some reason

    he wanted to nickname our project management software "orca" which led to me explaining orca stacks to my whole office

    here is another joke told to me by one of our clients

    what did the egg say to the boiling water?
    "give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid"

    lolol

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    Rank did you actually like my joke

    This is important to my well-being
    are you talking directly at me?

    holy shit hate your stupid face

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    wam you work in a terrible place

    are free laptops really worth it

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    YEAH IM TALKING AT YOU

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    wam you work in a terrible place

    are free laptops really worth it
    shit my laptop got stolen

    I'm only doing this job for my free iphone and my fuckin' salary at this point

    hard knocks, man

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    okay lets fight

    (let me win, chicks are watching)

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    tenacious D should get meatloaf to sing more often, he was the best part of Pick of Destiny.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    wam you work in a terrible place

    are free laptops really worth it
    shit my laptop got stolen

    I'm only doing this job for my free iphone and my fuckin' salary at this point

    hard knocks, man

    are they still paying you in booze?

    how's that workin' out for ya

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My cred is on the line, dawg

    I ain't goin' easy on you

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    wam you work in a terrible place

    are free laptops really worth it
    shit my laptop got stolen

    I'm only doing this job for my free iphone and my fuckin' salary at this point

    hard knocks, man
    oh shit son D :

    i somewhat routinely whip out my macbook to watch movies on the subway

    which might not be the best idea

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